Current Events > £100k but you can only last for 5 minutes

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Parappa09
10/16/18 8:14:37 AM
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yes
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no
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in bed, for the rest of your life
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im not 13
10/16/18 8:15:12 AM
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Parappa09
10/16/18 8:25:13 AM
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im not 13 posted...
So nothing's changed

i mean i'd get an extra 3 mins and 100k
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Turbam
10/16/18 8:25:50 AM
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Maybe...
I last for like two hours
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jblrulez
10/16/18 8:26:33 AM
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im not 13 posted...
So nothing's changed
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bloodydeath0
10/16/18 8:40:09 AM
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Turbam posted...
Maybe...
I last for like two hours

wanna hang out
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YukihoHagiwara
10/16/18 8:41:04 AM
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does it stop the phantom pain
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sauceje
10/16/18 9:00:31 AM
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Im not gonna have sex anyway, might as well take that cash
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SSJCAT
10/16/18 9:02:48 AM
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yeah im down. my sex drive is kinda ridiculous anyways
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Romulox28
10/16/18 9:08:13 AM
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id definitely take it, this way i dont have to take a water and orange slices break halfway through my raucous lovemaking session
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KainWind
10/16/18 9:09:39 AM
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Parappa09
10/16/18 9:36:33 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
id definitely take it, this way i dont have to take a water and orange slices break halfway through my raucous lovemaking session

i can eat so much after i have sex
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Parappa09
10/16/18 12:36:53 PM
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Parappa09
10/16/18 4:47:58 PM
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Giant_Aspirin
10/16/18 5:08:57 PM
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i'd last longer and get money so gimmie
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Parappa09
10/17/18 2:48:50 AM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
i'd last longer and get money so gimmie

im surprised so many people are joking about this >_>
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KainWind
10/17/18 6:03:53 AM
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SoIidLegacy
10/17/18 6:17:45 AM
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Lasting long is overrated anyway. Most women are pretty much done after 12-15 minutes tops. 5 minutes is good and acceptable.
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Parappa09
10/17/18 8:42:02 AM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
5 minutes is good and acceptable.

is it really tho?
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AvlButtslam
10/17/18 8:44:30 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
im not 13 posted...
So nothing's changed

i mean i'd get an extra 3 mins and 100k

Lol
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Stagmar
10/17/18 9:16:42 AM
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If Im in a bed for more than 5 minutes I die? No way.
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Parappa09
10/17/18 5:57:51 PM
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Carlbertomfg
10/17/18 5:58:24 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
id last 2 pumps maximum with @Carlbertomfg

Two pumps in heaven are better than one, baby.
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Parappa09
10/18/18 8:01:31 AM
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Parappa09
10/19/18 3:35:05 AM
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gguirao
10/21/18 4:08:39 AM
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Deal. I'm never having sex, anyway.
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_Lyonidias
10/21/18 4:25:02 AM
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sure cuz Im a woman and I can keep on going anyway
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MabusIncarnate
10/21/18 4:55:29 AM
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Sweet money and 5 minutes
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im not 13
10/21/18 4:59:20 AM
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_Lyonidias posted...
sure cuz Im a woman and I can keep on going anyway


nice
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Parappa09
10/22/18 2:30:23 AM
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_Lyonidias posted...
sure cuz Im a woman and I can keep on going anyway

lucky
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stoltenberg11
10/22/18 2:32:03 AM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
Lasting long is overrated anyway. Most women are pretty much done after 12-15 minutes tops. 5 minutes is good and acceptable.

This tbh. Im ready to blow my load after a few minutes. Honestly I'd rather just get her off with mouth and fingers and then do a few minutes of pumping and call it a day.
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The_Theorum
10/22/18 2:39:31 AM
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I last 10 times as long as I do now and I get 100k?

Sweet!
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_Lyonidias
10/22/18 2:41:02 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
_Lyonidias posted...
sure cuz Im a woman and I can keep on going anyway

lucky


agreed no wonder I deed so much
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Ivany2008
10/22/18 3:00:16 AM
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I don't remember the last time I had sex in a bed..... it was always on a couch. So.... nothing has changed?
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Parappa09
10/22/18 5:47:23 PM
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