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butthole666 10/17/18 1:55:22 AM #1:	Pure liquid Light headed and dizzy, often hard to keep my eyes open Whole body aches Stomach is extremely tender and paniful Alternating cold sweats and overheating It feels like my insides are being torched am I gonna die --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:910665257] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Pure liquid Light headed and dizzy, often hard to keep my eyes open Whole body aches Stomach is extremely tender and paniful Alternating cold sweats and overheating It feels like my insides are being torched am I gonna die</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/17/18 1:56:18 AM #2:	Been drinking a lot lately? Kidneys might be saying wtf, dial it back. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:910665277] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Been drinking a lot lately? Kidneys might be saying wtf, dial it back.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/17/18 9:11:41 AM #3:	MabusIncarnate posted... Been drinking a lot lately? Kidneys might be saying wtf, dial it back. Ive been drinking significantly less lately because even one beer makes me puke recently --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:910674579] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Been drinking a lot lately? Kidneys might be saying wtf, dial it back.</quote> Ive been drinking significantly less lately because even one beer makes me puke recently</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJCAT 10/17/18 9:12:15 AM #4:	go to a dr --- PSN: SUPER_KITTY_JAM FC: SW-2262-4005-7054 <cite>SSJCAT posted [p:910674599] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>go to a dr</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ALIEN_WORK2HOP 10/17/18 9:12:58 AM #5:	username checks out --- If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. <cite>ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted [p:910674634] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>username checks out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 10/17/18 9:13:02 AM #6:	get help --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:910674636] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>get help</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 10/17/18 9:13:04 AM #7:	Appropriate username. --- https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/LkrRVe2 https://imgur.com/Dp03g3y Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick! <cite>Kitt posted [p:910674638] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Appropriate username.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 10/17/18 9:13:12 AM #8:	ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted... username checks out --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:910674645] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...</cite> <quote>username checks out</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blablablax17 10/17/18 9:14:00 AM #9:	Sounds like the Flu, bruh --- Derp <cite>blablablax17 posted [p:910674664] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like the Flu, bruh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 10/17/18 9:16:32 AM #11:	blablablax17 posted... Sounds like the Flu, bruh this and if you have it. stay far away from me. i'm recovering from a cold :(. still sneezing a bit but i don't feel like crap compared to yesterday. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:910674742] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>blablablax17 posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like the Flu, bruh</quote> this and if you have it. stay far away from me. i'm recovering from a cold :(. still sneezing a bit but i don't feel like crap compared to yesterday.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solid Sonic 10/17/18 9:16:36 AM #12:	Livestream plz --- Washable toilet paper. <cite>Solid Sonic posted [p:910674745] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Livestream plz</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 10/17/18 9:50:14 AM #14:	Take your butt to anger management. --- "I don't think anyone seriously thinks that Trump supporters orgasm when they see racism in the news." - Me, reassuring Ammonitida <cite>Kineth posted [p:910675929] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Take your butt to anger management.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lathissamus 10/17/18 9:58:59 AM #15:	you have diabetes --- https://imgur.com/olOXz6h https://imgur.com/kaFczn3 <cite>Lathissamus posted [p:910676285] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>you have diabetes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/17/18 10:00:49 AM #16:	I shit myself in my sleep last night yo --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:910676366] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>I shit myself in my sleep last night yo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 10/17/18 10:07:28 AM #17:	So you're Awesome's alt? --- "I don't think anyone seriously thinks that Trump supporters orgasm when they see racism in the news." - Me, reassuring Ammonitida <cite>Kineth posted [p:910676642] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>So you're Awesome's alt?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/17/18 10:59:21 AM #18:	Kineth posted... So you're Awesome's alt? lol what --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:910678869] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kineth posted...</cite> <quote>So you're Awesome's alt?</quote> lol what</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/17/18 11:01:58 AM #19:	blablablax17 posted... Sounds like the Flu, bruh This. Either that or a withdrawal. But you probably don't do drugs. --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:910679007] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>blablablax17 posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like the Flu, bruh</quote> This. Either that or a withdrawal. But you probably don't do drugs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/17/18 11:15:15 AM #20:	I thought it wasfood poisoning but its lasted quite a while --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:910679646] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>I thought it wasfood poisoning but its lasted quite a while</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
happibivouac 10/17/18 11:18:49 AM #21:	Username checks out. Drink some water, eat some soup, before you know it: solid poop. --- 1,2,3,4,5,6 DO IT! <cite>happibivouac posted [p:910679805] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Username checks out. Drink some water, eat some soup, before you know it: solid poop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 10/17/18 11:20:14 AM #22:	@Coffeebeanz thoughts? --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:910679883] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>@Coffeebeanz thoughts?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coffeebeanz 10/17/18 11:27:26 AM #26:	Most diarrhea causes are self limiting. Give it a day or two, stay hydrated, replete electrolytes with Gatorade. --- Physician [Internal Medicine] <cite>Coffeebeanz posted [p:910680232] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Most diarrhea causes are self limiting. Give it a day or two, stay hydrated, replete electrolytes with Gatorade.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unbreakable 10/17/18 11:28:19 AM #27:	butthole666 posted... Kineth posted... So you're Awesome's alt? lol what @Awesome shits the bed when he sleeps --- But Wait... there's more <cite>Unbreakable posted [p:910680276] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>butthole666 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kineth posted...</cite> <quote>So you're Awesome's alt?</quote> lol what</quote> @Awesome shits the bed when he sleeps</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/17/18 11:36:07 AM #28:	tote_all posted... @Lost_All_Senses posted... blablablax17 posted... Sounds like the Flu, bruh This. Either that or a withdrawal. But you probably don't do drugs. Really? Your top gueses are the flu and withdrawal? Whats your expertise in healthcare? Im President of Hospitals actually. --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:910680657] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>tote_all posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote><cite>blablablax17 posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like the Flu, bruh</quote> This. Either that or a withdrawal. But you probably don't do drugs.</quote> Really? Your top gueses are the flu and withdrawal? Whats your expertise in healthcare?</quote> Im President of Hospitals actually.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBOSS 10/17/18 11:41:11 AM #29:	be hydrated because of water loss and to relieve head stuff (more for headaches really) have a banana. good for digestion rest thats my recommendations. works for me! --- You don't stop playing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop playing <cite>HBOSS posted [p:910680882] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>be hydrated because of water loss and to relieve head stuff (more for headaches really) have a banana. good for digestion rest thats my recommendations. works for me!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 10/17/18 12:05:30 PM #30:	Lost_All_Senses posted... tote_all posted... @Lost_All_Senses posted... blablablax17 posted... Sounds like the Flu, bruh This. Either that or a withdrawal. But you probably don't do drugs. Really? Your top gueses are the flu and withdrawal? Whats your expertise in healthcare? Im President of Hospitals actually. you're a better president than trump will ever be. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:910682098] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote><cite>tote_all posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote><cite>blablablax17 posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like the Flu, bruh</quote> This. Either that or a withdrawal. But you probably don't do drugs.</quote> Really? Your top gueses are the flu and withdrawal? Whats your expertise in healthcare?</quote> Im President of Hospitals actually.</quote> you're a better president than trump will ever be.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/17/18 3:36:01 PM #31:	I haveto disinfect so much fml --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:910693343] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>I haveto disinfect so much fml</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 10/17/18 3:38:52 PM #32:	please delete this thread, tc --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:910693514] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>please delete this thread, tc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 10/17/18 3:40:47 PM #33:	butthole666 posted... I haveto disinfect so much fml so much cleaning rocks back and forth. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:910693611] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>butthole666 posted...</cite> <quote>I haveto disinfect so much fml</quote> so much cleaning rocks back and forth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquirrelyDan 10/17/18 3:44:28 PM #34:	I may or may not have TC tagged as butt milk. --- Rams fan in L.A., then in St. Louis, and in L.A. again <cite>SquirrelyDan posted [p:910693810] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>I may or may not have TC tagged as butt milk.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
snesmaster40 10/17/18 3:47:49 PM #35:	That sounds like food posioning. Stick to liquids, and simple food like crackers, bananas, or rice. --- A gif of Chocola and Vanilla clapping from Nekopara https://imgur.com/Zu4EnUj <cite>snesmaster40 posted [p:910694000] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>That sounds like food posioning. Stick to liquids, and simple food like crackers, bananas, or rice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquirrelyDan 10/17/18 3:55:36 PM #36:	Use the B.R.A.T. diet. Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. --- Rams fan in L.A., then in St. Louis, and in L.A. again <cite>SquirrelyDan posted [p:910694443] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Use the B.R.A.T. diet. Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PhazonReborn 10/17/18 4:22:24 PM #37:	You have the common stomach virus --- The Phazon you know and trust since 2004 <cite>PhazonReborn posted [p:910695910] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>You have the common stomach virus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquirrelyDan 10/17/18 5:03:11 PM #38:	Sounds like a classic case of the McGurgles. --- Rams fan in L.A., then in St. Louis, and in L.A. again <cite>SquirrelyDan posted [p:910698174] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like a classic case of the McGurgles.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
butthole666 10/17/18 7:08:43 PM #39:	Literally shitting foam now, though the-above-the-belt symptoms have at least subsided Have an appointment tomorrow morning --- "Kenan & Kel is what made me realize I wasn't racist." ~ NewportBox100s <cite>butthole666 posted [p:910704841] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Literally shitting foam now, though the-above-the-belt symptoms have at least subsided Have an appointment tomorrow morning</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Lyonidias 10/17/18 7:09:33 PM #40:	Stay hydrated, TC - preferably with some sports drink as well so you replace electrolytes. I hope you feel better soon and get some answers in the morning. --- she's a killer queen uwu; <cite>_Lyonidias posted [p:910704892] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Stay hydrated, TC - preferably with some sports drink as well so you replace electrolytes. I hope you feel better soon and get some answers in the morning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
blablablax17 10/17/18 10:46:29 PM #41:	Lost_All_Senses posted... blablablax17 posted... Sounds like the Flu, bruh This. Either that or a withdrawal. But you probably don't do drugs. It does actually sound like opiate withdraws. I see it every day at work. --- Derp <cite>blablablax17 posted [p:910715517] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote><cite>blablablax17 posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like the Flu, bruh</quote> This. Either that or a withdrawal. But you probably don't do drugs.</quote> It does actually sound like opiate withdraws. I see it every day at work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 10/17/18 10:47:09 PM #42:	This is a great topic. thumbs up --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:910715550] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>This is a great topic. thumbs up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle2 10/17/18 10:54:53 PM #43:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... This is a great topic. thumbs up For real. Stick your thumb up your butt to stave the flow --- Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too! <cite>slimfizzle2 posted [p:910715895] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>This is a great topic. thumbs up</quote> For real. Stick your thumb up your butt to stave the flow</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 10/18/18 12:00:02 AM #44:	blablablax17 posted... Lost_All_Senses posted... blablablax17 posted... Sounds like the Flu, bruh This. Either that or a withdrawal. But you probably don't do drugs. It does actually sound like opiate withdraws. I see it every day at work. Personal experience here >_> --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:910718885] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>blablablax17 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote><cite>blablablax17 posted...</cite> <quote>Sounds like the Flu, bruh</quote> This. Either that or a withdrawal. But you probably don't do drugs.</quote> It does actually sound like opiate withdraws. I see it every day at work.</quote> Personal experience here >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 10/18/18 12:04:33 AM #45:	can a topic about a man with diarrhea hit 50 posts!!! --- People die when they are killed. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:910719080] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>can a topic about a man with diarrhea hit 50 posts!!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 10/18/18 12:08:36 AM #46:	Dr House says lupus dawg --- boobies... <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:910719248] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Dr House says lupus dawg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkTransient 10/18/18 12:16:03 AM #47:	butthole666 posted... Pure liquid Light headed and dizzy, often hard to keep my eyes open Whole body aches Stomach is extremely tender and paniful Alternating cold sweats and overheating It feels like my insides are being torched am I gonna die Sounds a lot like when I had a bad case of gastroenteritis. Seriously, get medical attention if you haven't ruled that out. It'll very possibly kill you if you don't. --- Proud to be part of the 1% of society that's smart enough to realise Australia is not real. <cite>DarkTransient posted [p:910719541] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>butthole666 posted...</cite> <quote>Pure liquid Light headed and dizzy, often hard to keep my eyes open Whole body aches Stomach is extremely tender and paniful Alternating cold sweats and overheating It feels like my insides are being torched am I gonna die</quote> Sounds a lot like when I had a bad case of gastroenteritis. Seriously, get medical attention if you haven't ruled that out. It'll very possibly kill you if you don't.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 10/18/18 12:22:13 AM #48:	butthole666 posted... I shit myself in my sleep last night yo were you fisted --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:910719769] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote><cite>butthole666 posted...</cite> <quote>I shit myself in my sleep last night yo</quote> were you fisted</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquirrelyDan 10/18/18 12:25:45 AM #49:	I hope you go see a doctor if you're not feeling better soon. --- Rams fan in L.A., then in St. Louis, and in L.A. again <cite>SquirrelyDan posted [p:910719883] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>I hope you go see a doctor if you're not feeling better soon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funbazooka 10/18/18 12:27:03 AM #50:	Diarrhea feels good if it's regular diarrhea but not when you're seriously ill. --- "Don't trade your authenticity for approval." -Kanye West <cite>Funbazooka posted [p:910719924] in I have bee... [t:77104941]...</cite> <quote>Diarrhea feels good if it's regular diarrhea but not when you're seriously ill.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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