Current Events > Why is Ganondorf considered the villain when he Made Hyrule Great Again?

(+) Yeah! (+)

-Got rid of all the zombie skeletons that wandered Hyrule Field at night
-Increased the population and economy of Kakariko Village to an absurd amount
-Took care of all those Gorons that would recklessly eat rocks and cause random avalanches on Death Mountain
-Kokiri Forest is bursting with an abundance of plant life now
-King Zora used to have Hyrule by the balls with the sole supply of water (which he would rub his balls and ass in as it would come downstream just to spite us), but now the water tastes cool and refreshing and King Zora doesn't mock us anymore.
-Destroyed the bridge the Gerudo Fortress, so that dirty inferior Gerudos would stop coming to Hyrule to steal our men

The only thing he fucked up on is that Castle Town kinda got destroyed when he was trying to reduce the rampant thievery in the town, but it's a small price to pay imo. Also, the drought in Lake Hylia has been pretty severe this year, but I think that's just a coincidence >_>
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The rain at Lake Hylia never stops, yet the lower water level never rises. Somethings not right there, but I trust King Ganondorf to figure it out!
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NeonOctopus posted...

(which he would rub his balls and ass in as it would come downstream just to spite us)

FAKE NEWS

In reality, the Zora's River is fed by the Zora's Fountain waterfall, which completely bypasses King Zora's balls. The balls only seed Zora's Domain.
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THIS JUST IN: King Ganondorf releases ancient spirit WRONGFULLY IMPRISONED in the well of Kakariko Village! He's bringing law and order back to Hyrule, and destroying the Deep State run by the Sheikah for generations!
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FF_Redux posted...

MHGA

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I enjoy this topic.
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lol tc
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