Current Events > when i was 13 i told my teacher that cancer's good bc it stalls overpopulation

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I literally got bood by the class (deservingly) but 13 year old me thought I was a philosophical mastermind

im still cringing 6 years later send help
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Stalls? No it doesn't, the person's already here
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When you get a virus, you get a fever. That's the human body raising its core temperature to kill the virus. Planet Earth works the same way: Global warming is the fever, mankind is the virus. We're making our planet sick. A cull is our only hope. If we don't reduce our population ourselves, there's only one of two ways this can go: The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host. Either way...
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I like the way you think you're dumb at 13, but a genius at 19. Come on, Harpie. You're literally still a teenage. They aren't very smart, knowledgeable, or people who have broad perspectives. Oh dear.
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KillerKhan420 posted...

Stalls? No it doesn't, the person's already here

Im slightly confused

Foppe posted...

When you get a virus, you get a fever. That's the human body raising its core temperature to kill the virus. Planet Earth works the same way: Global warming is the fever, mankind is the virus. We're making our planet sick. A cull is our only hope. If we don't reduce our population ourselves, there's only one of two ways this can go: The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host. Either way...

When did this become the new hip meme

MeIon Bread posted...

I like the way you think you're dumb at 13, but a genius at 19. Come on, Harpie. You're literally still a teenager. They aren't very smart, knowledgeable, or people who have broad perspectives. Oh dear.

Definitely dont think Im a genius now lmao. Im so stupid, especially with money. Just have a look at the $45 I spent this month so far on strawberry smoothies from Baskin Robins
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You got booed? Lol

I used to have friends that talked about their waifus with me back in highschool.
It's probably the 3rd most cringeworthy thing I've done in my life.
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...

You got booed? Lol

Yes. Lots of glares too. I had it coming though, a few of my classmates had just got done telling everyone about their close relatives that had passed away because of it.

I think the teacher asked the class afterwards something to the effect of, There is no reason anyone should be taken from the world via disease

me: WELL LIKE ISNT CANCER ACTUALLY GOOD BECAUSE IF THERE WASNT ANY DISEASES THE WORLD WOULD JUST BECOME OVERPOPULATED AND EVERYONE WOULD STARVE?

teacher and class were not amused
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Darkrobotisback posted...

I used to have friends that talked about their waifus with me back in highschool.
It's probably the 3rd most cringeworthy thing I've done in my life.

I need #2 and #1 please
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Overpopulation is fake news
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You have to live at least 30 years to realize what you don't know can hurt you. No I'm not a conservative.
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Harpie posted...

Darkrobotisback posted...

I used to have friends that talked about their waifus with me back in highschool.
It's probably the 3rd most cringeworthy thing I've done in my life.

I need #2 and #1 please

Being caught jerking to his wifu with his friends twice at school (didn't learn his lesson the first time).
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MuayThai85 posted...

Harpie posted...

Darkrobotisback posted...

I used to have friends that talked about their waifus with me back in highschool.
It's probably the 3rd most cringeworthy thing I've done in my life.

I need #2 and #1 please

Being caught jerking to his wifu with his friends twice at school (didn't learn his lesson the first time).

Actually, I did it infront of my girlfriend the first time...
()
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Harpie posted...

RoboLaserGandhi posted...

You got booed? Lol

Yes. Lots of glares too. I had it coming though, a few of my classmates had just got done telling everyone about their close relatives that had passed away because of it.

I think the teacher asked the class afterwards something to the effect of, There is no reason anyone should be taken from the world via disease

me: WELL LIKE ISNT CANCER ACTUALLY GOOD BECAUSE IF THERE WASNT ANY DISEASES THE WORLD WOULD JUST BECOME OVERPOPULATED AND EVERYONE WOULD STARVE?

teacher and class were not amused

Well I mean that is true. What the teacher said was kinda dumb honestly. And as a 13 year old you didn't really have the social awareness not to blurt that out.

Harpie posted...

When did this become the new hip meme

13 december 2014.
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