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SaithSayer
10/26/18 11:46:53 AM
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I saw a YouTube video once of a boy that might have been 8 years old singing Smell Yo Dick.
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Touch
10/26/18 11:49:42 AM
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Yes Officer. That video right there
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SaithSayer
10/26/18 11:51:07 AM
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There's a difference between liking how buzzers feel when you get your head shaved and having to listen to some random person whisper/mumble so you can relax.

I guess it would count as the same if I had my girlfriend go over my head with the buzzers on a nightly basis but I don't get haircuts until I need them.
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SaithSayer
10/26/18 11:51:35 AM
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Touch posted...
Yes Officer. That video right there

I'd love to hear Mike The Cop's take on this.
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Lost_All_Senses
10/26/18 11:54:49 AM
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Preteen girl pretending to be a sexy cop.


I'm not watching that shit lmao


*Cop peeps through your window*

"Did he click it yet?"
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TheMarthKoopa
10/26/18 12:03:14 PM
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Why is this creepy shit not being deleted
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pres_madagascar
10/26/18 12:10:34 PM
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Trickfinger posted...
Lets keep it real though for a lot of people it is a fetish. Sometimes I get high and listen to that shit in my big ass headphones. Shit us otherworldly

I listen to it blazed all the time lol
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pres_madagascar
10/26/18 12:11:35 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
There's a difference between liking how buzzers feel when you get your head shaved and having to listen to some random person whisper/mumble so you can relax.

I guess it would count as the same if I had my girlfriend go over my head with the buzzers on a nightly basis but I don't get haircuts until I need them.

Actually, my favorite videos are virtual haircuts with buzzers lol
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YookaLaylee
10/26/18 12:11:49 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
asmr is creepy and weird and so are ppl who like it tbh

true
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pres_madagascar
10/26/18 12:12:09 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
asmr is creepy and weird and so are ppl who like it tbh

Half the population experiences asmr. It's more common in women than men though too.
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pres_madagascar
10/26/18 12:12:59 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Hairistotle posted...
asmr is creepy and weird and so are ppl who like it tbh

true

No. Aubrey plaza, Margot robbie, cardi b, Charlize Theron, etc.. All love asmr and have done asmr videos.
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pres_madagascar
10/26/18 12:15:10 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
ok ill be more specific

going on youtube to listen to those videos is a creepy and weird thing to do

Millions of people do it, including celebs, ceos, etc..

Fuck, even Joe Rogan likes it lol
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AsucaHayashi
10/26/18 12:15:58 PM
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Just the way shes dressed should be an indication the nature of the video xd
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SaithSayer
10/26/18 12:20:34 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
YookaLaylee posted...
Hairistotle posted...
asmr is creepy and weird and so are ppl who like it tbh

true

No. Aubrey plaza, Margot robbie, cardi b, Charlize Theron, etc.. All love asmr and have done asmr videos.

While hot as fuck, there's no denying that Aubrey Plaza is fucking weird.
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AlisLandale
10/26/18 12:27:59 PM
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Asmr has the opposite effect on me. I get irrationally irritated when I hear it lol
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MC_BatCommander
10/26/18 12:33:29 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Asmr has the opposite effect on me. I get irrationally irritated when I hear it lol


Same, I just think it's so bizarre. But to each their own I guess.
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pres_madagascar
10/26/18 12:35:54 PM
#72:


SaithSayer posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
YookaLaylee posted...
Hairistotle posted...
asmr is creepy and weird and so are ppl who like it tbh

true

No. Aubrey plaza, Margot robbie, cardi b, Charlize Theron, etc.. All love asmr and have done asmr videos.

While hot as fuck, there's no denying that Aubrey Plaza is fucking weird.

She's good weird.
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SaithSayer
10/26/18 12:39:29 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
SaithSayer posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
YookaLaylee posted...
Hairistotle posted...
asmr is creepy and weird and so are ppl who like it tbh

true

No. Aubrey plaza, Margot robbie, cardi b, Charlize Theron, etc.. All love asmr and have done asmr videos.

While hot as fuck, there's no denying that Aubrey Plaza is fucking weird.

She's good weird.

I bet she's a lot closer to normal than anyone thinks. "Good weird/awkward" is a good and semi-untapped market and she knows it.
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Bloodychess
10/26/18 12:39:57 PM
#74:


Nobody asked for this
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Irregardless
10/26/18 12:40:48 PM
#75:


Bloodychess posted...
Nobody asked for this

But that's asmr in general
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Leanaunfurled
10/26/18 12:41:34 PM
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SaithSayer posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
SaithSayer posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
YookaLaylee posted...
Hairistotle posted...
asmr is creepy and weird and so are ppl who like it tbh

true

No. Aubrey plaza, Margot robbie, cardi b, Charlize Theron, etc.. All love asmr and have done asmr videos.

While hot as fuck, there's no denying that Aubrey Plaza is fucking weird.

She's good weird.

I bet she's a lot closer to normal than anyone thinks. "Good weird/awkward" is a good and semi-untapped market and she knows it.

Not really. I read some comments from people who knew her back in school and shit, and..she's just weird lol.
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pres_madagascar
10/26/18 12:50:42 PM
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Leanaunfurled posted...
SaithSayer posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
SaithSayer posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
YookaLaylee posted...
Hairistotle posted...
asmr is creepy and weird and so are ppl who like it tbh

true

No. Aubrey plaza, Margot robbie, cardi b, Charlize Theron, etc.. All love asmr and have done asmr videos.

While hot as fuck, there's no denying that Aubrey Plaza is fucking weird.

She's good weird.

I bet she's a lot closer to normal than anyone thinks. "Good weird/awkward" is a good and semi-untapped market and she knows it.

Not really. I read some comments from people who knew her back in school and shit, and..she's just weird lol.

Yeah I saw something similar lol
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Alpha218
10/26/18 12:56:03 PM
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TheMarthKoopa posted...
Why is this creepy shit not being deleted

Ironic as hell coming from you lmao
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Kajagogo
10/26/18 1:05:27 PM
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Phoenician Sailor, Ephemeral Rift, MassageASMR, are some of the better ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKZACDbo2TE" data-time="

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Trickfinger
10/26/18 1:06:50 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
And the decided to have kids do that?....parents 2018

yeah kids doing it makes no sense. who is it for ? kids already watched the regular asmr ppl, it's not like there was some demand for this
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Webmaster4531
10/26/18 1:08:55 PM
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Trickfinger posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
And the decided to have kids do that?....parents 2018

yeah kids doing it makes no sense. who is it for ? kids already watched the regular asmr ppl, it's not like there was some demand for this

Clearly there was a sick untapped market.
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VectorChaos
10/26/18 1:13:12 PM
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I prefer unintentional ASMR much more than created content myself, medical/exams, the tone and way some people talk about damn near anything, interviews with certain people

I could listen to Anthony Hopkins just read from the fucking dictionary all damn day and be in a state of complete fucking Zen and peace
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Trickfinger
10/26/18 1:16:24 PM
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VectorChaos posted...
I prefer unintentional ASMR much more than created content myself, medical/exams, the tone and way some people talk about damn near anything, interviews with certain people

I could listen to Anthony Hopkins just read from the fucking dictionary all damn day and be in a state of complete fucking Zen and peace

bob ross videos put me out like a baby lol

that moment when he whacks the brush back and forth Kreygasm xD
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TheMarthKoopa
10/26/18 1:43:43 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Ironic as hell coming from you lmao

You might want to google the meaning of irony before you try using it
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TheSextMachine
10/26/18 1:50:50 PM
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Mareen posted...
I couldn't make it to the ten second mark.

Sicko.
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Webmaster4531
10/26/18 1:51:27 PM
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TheSextMachine posted...
Mareen posted...
I couldn't make it to the ten second mark.

Sicko.

Took me a little bit to get that joke.
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Volkswagen_Bros
10/27/18 10:53:47 PM
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What is this I don't even.
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specialkid8
10/27/18 11:19:08 PM
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Her tapping on the glass is the absolute most horrendous sound I've ever heard. I could feel my flesh trying to escape it.
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RiderofHogs
10/27/18 11:20:58 PM
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Not the creepy I was expecting.
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C_Pain
10/27/18 11:39:48 PM
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It's sad what these people have turned asmr into and it's sad the bigotry we face as fans of it. I mostly like just tapping or drawing sounds :/.
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pres_madagascar
10/29/18 11:29:19 AM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
What is this I don't even.

Pretty much
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Purple_Cheetah
10/29/18 11:38:02 AM
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Not gonna lie, that power window got me goin... oh yeah, just let it all down.

Ok, so I decided to watch the rest of it for science and I gleamed 3 things.

1. Someone had to drive them there and operate the camera, probably an adult/parent or probably another kid as they work their kid asmr ring.
2. I wonder what the people driving by thought, probably nothing.. but I'm sure one of them was a bit wondering. Be hilarious if an actual police unit went by and saw the fake uniform and proceedure leading to potential issue.
3. So that's why it takes so long to get my ticket or whatever.

It was... eh... fairly disturbing when singing and talking to the thermos. Still say the power window's drive was hawt.
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Wetterdew
10/29/18 12:26:45 PM
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People started getting obsessed with ASMR like 5 years ago. I tried listening to some videos and it just doesn't do anything for me. I don't get it.
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pres_madagascar
10/29/18 12:28:29 PM
#96:


Wetterdew posted...
People started getting obsessed with ASMR like 5 years ago. I tried listening to some videos and it just doesn't do anything for me. I don't get it.

You know who is really obsessed with it? Japan, and even more so, South Korea.

Asmr people are minor celebrities in South Korea. That's why most of them are so pretty lol.
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SaithSayer
10/29/18 12:32:42 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Wetterdew posted...
People started getting obsessed with ASMR like 5 years ago. I tried listening to some videos and it just doesn't do anything for me. I don't get it.

You know who is really obsessed with it? Japan, and even more so, South Korea.

Asmr people are minor celebrities in South Korea. That's why most of them are so pretty lol.

There is nothing ridiculous enough that could be done in Japan as to surprise me or the majority of the world anymore.
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TheMarthKoopa
10/29/18 12:42:13 PM
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How is this not deleted yet
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RaulJenkins
10/29/18 12:44:50 PM
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Mareen posted...
I couldn't make it to the ten second mark.

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