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Duncanwii
10/26/18 6:54:44 PM
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Yeah...
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PhazonReborn
10/26/18 6:55:02 PM
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You gonna get laid?

Let me answer that: No
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Devimon
10/26/18 6:55:16 PM
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tag
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Ryetoast
10/26/18 6:55:33 PM
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Why didn't you get her the Wii U Wind Waker?

That quick sail...
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_Lyonidias
10/26/18 6:55:49 PM
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Hopefully she has a great birthday!
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 6:56:00 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
Why didn't you get her the Wii U Wind Waker?

That quick sail...

She doesn't have a Wii U...
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Genocet_10-325
10/26/18 6:57:26 PM
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So you guys ever gonna fuck or what
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 6:58:48 PM
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Genocet_10-325 posted...
So you guys ever gonna fuck or what

I'm trying dude. Cant do it without concent.
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Ryetoast
10/26/18 7:00:12 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Genocet_10-325 posted...
So you guys ever gonna fuck or what

I'm trying dude. Cant do it without concent.


She's never gonna give you her cent.
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DezDroppedFreak
10/26/18 7:05:17 PM
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Give her the best gift of all and end the relationship
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 7:08:53 PM
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DezDroppedFreak posted...
Give her the best gift of all and end the relationship

She loves me more then anything, I'm pretty sure that would devastate her.
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BlazeJordan648
10/26/18 7:09:58 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Give her the best gift of all and end the relationship

She loves me more then anything, I'm pretty sure that would devastate her.


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Leanaunfurled
10/26/18 7:11:20 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Give her the best gift of all and end the relationship

She loves me more then anything, I'm pretty sure that would devastate her.

Even if that was true, so?
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DezDroppedFreak
10/26/18 7:11:38 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Give her the best gift of all and end the relationship

She loves me more then anything, I'm pretty sure that would devastate her.

Somehow I doubt that.
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Ilishe
10/26/18 7:13:30 PM
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Give her the D
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 7:17:09 PM
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Leanaunfurled posted...
Duncanwii posted...
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Give her the best gift of all and end the relationship

She loves me more then anything, I'm pretty sure that would devastate her.

Even if that was true, so?

So we love each other and dont want to end the relationship? Who are you to tell me how to live my life?
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edededdy
10/26/18 7:17:36 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77122636

and the topic is still up everyone
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DezDroppedFreak
10/26/18 7:18:14 PM
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Youve admitted multiple times youre only with her because youre lonely and say wont have you
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 7:19:22 PM
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edededdy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77122636

and the topic is still up everyone

Shut the fuck up Ed. I hate you so much. Close your account and make everyone happy, itd be the first and only good thing you've ever done on this site >:(
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MC_BatCommander
10/26/18 7:20:13 PM
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ah yes the gf you don't live with, have never fucked, and probably don't even take out on dates

that's like, friendzone with occasional handholding
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 7:21:42 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
ah yes the gf you don't live with, have never fucked, and probably don't even take out on dates

that's like, friendzone with occasional handholding

We go on dates every Monday and Wednesday. Occassionally Fridays too.
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sleepysausage
10/26/18 7:22:39 PM
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honestly you don't seem emotionally or mentally mature enough for a relationship and certainly not for sex
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PhazonReborn
10/26/18 7:23:34 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
edededdy posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77122636

and the topic is still up everyone

Shut the fuck up Ed. I hate you so much. Close your account and make everyone happy, itd be the first and only good thing you've ever done on this site >:(

Triggered!!!
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DezDroppedFreak
10/26/18 7:24:24 PM
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Conflict posted...
I'll admit I didn't know she was asexual before making my earlier post

But I'm still pretty certain she only sees you as a friend lol

He doesnt really respect the fact shes asexual.

Matter of fact he thinks if not having sex could be the end of the relationship the asexual person should compromise that and have pity sex.

bjmqZpx
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MC_BatCommander
10/26/18 7:25:36 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
ah yes the gf you don't live with, have never fucked, and probably don't even take out on dates

that's like, friendzone with occasional handholding

We go on dates every Monday and Wednesday. Occassionally Fridays too.


what are your dates like
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edededdy
10/26/18 7:26:21 PM
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dude you have 0 reason to be angry at me. you posted that topic. you did it by yourself. you KNOW what kind of responses youll get. you KNOW those things you say about sex are wrong. but you choose to keep posting these details and topic. nonstop. either fucking learn from your mistakes or come to terms with how these topics turn out. cause they will always turn out like this.
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 7:27:56 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Duncanwii posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
ah yes the gf you don't live with, have never fucked, and probably don't even take out on dates

that's like, friendzone with occasional handholding

We go on dates every Monday and Wednesday. Occassionally Fridays too.


what are your dates like

We go out to eat, usually at Subway. Then we go to the mall and shop for a while, then we go home. Sometime we go to the farmers market, I dont like the farmers market but we still go because she likes to go.
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sleepysausage
10/26/18 7:29:24 PM
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Are your parents with you on these dates?
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 7:29:39 PM
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sleepysausage posted...
Are your parents with you on these dates?

No.
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BlazeJordan648
10/26/18 7:30:42 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
Duncanwii posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
ah yes the gf you don't live with, have never fucked, and probably don't even take out on dates

that's like, friendzone with occasional handholding

We go on dates every Monday and Wednesday. Occassionally Fridays too.


what are your dates like

We go out to eat, usually at Subway. Then we go to the mall and shop for a while, then we go home. Sometime we go to the farmers market, I dont like the farmers market but we still go because she likes to go.


Alright you've convinced me, you're an excellent boyfriend
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Weezy_Tha_Don
10/26/18 7:32:54 PM
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sounds like you need a side bitch
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NeoBowser
10/26/18 7:33:16 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
Duncanwii posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
ah yes the gf you don't live with, have never fucked, and probably don't even take out on dates

that's like, friendzone with occasional handholding

We go on dates every Monday and Wednesday. Occassionally Fridays too.


what are your dates like

We go out to eat, usually at Subway. Then we go to the mall and shop for a while, then we go home. Sometime we go to the farmers market, I dont like the farmers market but we still go because she likes to go.


god have mercy
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MC_BatCommander
10/26/18 7:33:31 PM
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NeoBowser posted...
Duncanwii posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
Duncanwii posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
ah yes the gf you don't live with, have never fucked, and probably don't even take out on dates

that's like, friendzone with occasional handholding

We go on dates every Monday and Wednesday. Occassionally Fridays too.


what are your dates like

We go out to eat, usually at Subway. Then we go to the mall and shop for a while, then we go home. Sometime we go to the farmers market, I dont like the farmers market but we still go because she likes to go.


god have mercy


lmao
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Alpha218
10/26/18 7:36:41 PM
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I legit feel bad for Duncan. He doesn't understand why what he said was wrong.
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Genocet_10-325
10/26/18 7:37:29 PM
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Dude, from the other topic I gather that your girl is an admitted asexual and you still think she will one day fuck you?

Just break up with her and find someone else as everybody else has repeatedly said.
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 7:38:07 PM
#42:


Conflict posted...
Going out to eat at Subway...

Subway is good and affordable. They are also everywhere so we can find one to go to no matter where we go.
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Super Slash
10/26/18 7:39:05 PM
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I don't think what he does on dates is the issue.

The issue is expecting sex from someone that legitimately can't put out.
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Genocet_10-325
10/26/18 7:39:10 PM
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edededdy posted...
dude you have 0 reason to be angry at me. you posted that topic. you did it by yourself. you KNOW what kind of responses youll get. you KNOW those things you say about sex are wrong. but you choose to keep posting these details and topic. nonstop. either fucking learn from your mistakes or come to terms with how these topics turn out. cause they will always turn out like this.

This also. Blunt but true.
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BlazeJordan648
10/26/18 7:39:13 PM
#45:


Duncanwii posted...
Conflict posted...
Going out to eat at Subway...

Subway is good and affordable. They are also everywhere so we can find one to go to no matter where we go.


You're friend dating at this point
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MC_BatCommander
10/26/18 7:40:59 PM
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BlazeJordan648 posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Conflict posted...
Going out to eat at Subway...

Subway is good and affordable. They are also everywhere so we can find one to go to no matter where we go.


You're friend dating at this point


This
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PhazonReborn
10/26/18 7:43:13 PM
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Do you think hes trolling everyone? Nobody can be this goddamn pathetic
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__aCEr__
10/26/18 7:44:14 PM
#49:


Duncanwii posted...
Subway is good and affordable. They are also everywhere so we can find one to go to no matter where we go.


Truly the words of someone who is "romantic at heart"
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Duncanwii
10/26/18 7:44:30 PM
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Conflict posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Conflict posted...
Going out to eat at Subway...

Subway is good and affordable. They are also everywhere so we can find one to go to no matter where we go.


So you can't afford to go to a sit-down restaurant?

How did this relationship ever start

You think I have 20s I can just throw around? I only get $100 a month to spend if I went to places like Applebees every day I'd be out of money in a few weeks.
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