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Orthopox12 11/02/18 4:25:46 PM #1:	How do you open straws? - Results (4 votes) Bang one end on a hard surface 50% (2 votes) 2 Pull the wrapper down like foreskin 0% (0 votes) 0 Grab both ends of the straw and pull/twist 50% (2 votes) 2 Varies 0% (0 votes) 0 All 0% (0 votes) 0 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 ? --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 30} <cite>Orthopox12 posted [p:911684072] in How do you... [t:77163396]...</cite> <quote> How do you open straws? - Results (4 votes) Bang one end on a hard surface 50% (2 votes) 2 Pull the wrapper down like foreskin 0% (0 votes) 0 Grab both ends of the straw and pull/twist 50% (2 votes) 2 Varies 0% (0 votes) 0 All 0% (0 votes) 0 Other 0% (0 votes) 0 ?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dib153 11/02/18 5:09:20 PM #2:	I rip the wrapper top like a bag of jerky or a ramen packet Once I opened it like a bag of chips just to see if i could --- "Dib is my new hero. Epic insult man, epic to the max" ~ Drakona <cite>dib153 posted [p:911686700] in How do you... [t:77163396]...</cite> <quote>I rip the wrapper top like a bag of jerky or a ramen packet Once I opened it like a bag of chips just to see if i could</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ohnoitschris 11/02/18 5:10:49 PM #3:	Depends on the wrapping Paper: rip from the sides Plastic: bang against my hand until it pops out the end and then draw it out --- Join the Nintendo Fun Club today, Mac! <cite>ohnoitschris posted [p:911686782] in How do you... [t:77163396]...</cite> <quote>Depends on the wrapping Paper: rip from the sides Plastic: bang against my hand until it pops out the end and then draw it out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 11/02/18 5:10:59 PM #4:	Either by banging one end on the table, or by ripping off the end of one tip and shooting the other end at whoever I am with by blowing in the exposed straw. --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that." <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:911686792] in How do you... [t:77163396]...</cite> <quote>Either by banging one end on the table, or by ripping off the end of one tip and shooting the other end at whoever I am with by blowing in the exposed straw.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Airhammy 11/02/18 5:11:26 PM #5:	Paper - Rip the tip off, and slide the paper down. Plastic - Push the plastic down to rip the end open. Slide it down a little and grip the straw with my teeth to slide it out. --- http://air-hammer.deviantart.com/ <cite>Airhammy posted [p:911686816] in How do you... [t:77163396]...</cite> <quote>Paper - Rip the tip off, and slide the paper down. Plastic - Push the plastic down to rip the end open. Slide it down a little and grip the straw with my teeth to slide it out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vocedelmorte 11/02/18 5:17:26 PM #6:	Foreskin ( ) <cite>vocedelmorte posted [p:911687140] in How do you... [t:77163396]...</cite> <quote>Foreskin ( )</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Complete_Idi0t 11/02/18 5:18:17 PM #7:	The hard surface I bang on is usually my stomach. Haven't been impaled yet <cite>Complete_Idi0t posted [p:911687200] in How do you... [t:77163396]...</cite> <quote>The hard surface I bang on is usually my stomach. Haven't been impaled yet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 11/02/18 5:18:31 PM #8:	I pull both ends and twist. Nothing is worse than cracking a straw and it's your only one --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:911687212] in How do you... [t:77163396]...</cite> <quote>I pull both ends and twist. Nothing is worse than cracking a straw and it's your only one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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