Board 8 > Why did they lose? Lloyd Irving, King K. Rool, Ellie, Quiet

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11/03/18 8:19:08 PM
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The Rules
1. Explain why each character (or just one) lost his or her match. The explanation can be based on either the loser or the winner.
2. Anything to the effect of "fewer votes" will be disregarded.
3. Vote for the explanation you think is best.
4. Don't reuse an explanation from another day.
5. If there's a tie, I'll cast the tiebreaker vote.

Yesterday's Matches
Lloyd Irving lost to Ryu
King K. Rool lost to Commander Shepard
Ellie lost to KOS-MOS
Quiet lost to Aqua


Previous Answers
http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Yesterday's Answers
Albert Wesker lost because... Jenova cells must be stronger than Uroborus (christiankid7)
Richter Belmont lost because... The Falcon Punch's unbridled wrath registered as a 60.40 on the Richter scale (Lopen)
Draven lost because... Wolf Link sent his regards. (DYL)
Metal Man lost because... 9rlu5jS (SSJSephirothGokuX123)


Yesterday's Runners-up
Albert Wesker lost because... No runner-up
Richter Belmont lost because... No runner-up
Draven lost because... Ammy made him her bi***.
Seriously. f*** YOU DRAVEN! You weren't even all that popular in LoL! Someone like Lux, Garen, or Ahri was a million times more popular than you even during that dumb contest. Even Undertale at least was its own thing that's remained decently popular, even if it was a FotM game, all these years later. But you? No one remembers you. You died first in the cinematic and you can now be tentacle-raped to death by a buff woman. You are nothing. You were nothing. You will always be nothing. Even when you won you weren't anything more than a name to rally trolls. And now you got beat by a dog (no offense to Ammy). (Unbridled9)
Metal Man lost because... Lara realized the metal blade would defeat Amaterasu a lot faster than her bow. (azuarc)

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Underleveled
11/03/18 8:20:23 PM
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Lloyd:
Ryu lied and said his Hadouken was cold.
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Logience
11/03/18 8:22:39 PM
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Quiet: She breathes through her skin, and so she CHOKES through her skin.
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SSJSephirothGokuX123
11/03/18 8:24:12 PM
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Ellie lost- Boobs, because GameFAQS is .....shallow.
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VeryInsane
11/03/18 8:24:56 PM
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Lloyd:

When he saw Ryu do a Hadoken, Lloyd looked as if he saw a ghost

K Rool:

K Rool had it in the bag against Shepard and thought he won, but he put his controller down during the credits, not knowing Shepard's come back from death before

Ellie:

It turns out being immune to the clicker infenction means nothing when you're a giant robot.

Quiet:

She didn't have the assets to get into the next round
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Logience
11/03/18 8:24:59 PM
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SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted...
Ellie lost- Boobs, because GameFAQS is .....shallow.

Just like Ellie's cleavage, amirite?
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TsunamiXXVIII
11/03/18 8:25:57 PM
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Ellie lost because HomophobeFAQs.
Quiet breathes through her skin, so excessive amounts of Aqua is kind of a big issue for her.
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TsunamiXXVIII
11/03/18 8:26:34 PM
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Underleveled posted...
Lloyd:
Ryu lied and said his Hadouken was cold.

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Nanis23
11/03/18 8:31:51 PM
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Quitet loset because
Xskiy9V
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darkbuster
11/03/18 8:43:00 PM
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Lloyd:
Lloyd learned he shouldn't chase the dragon, especially when it's a dragon punch.

King K. Rool:
K. Rool wasn't used to opponents who don't monkey around.

Ellie:
Turns out GameFAQs is more into anime boobs, than lolis.

Quiet:
It breathes through its skin, & now it gets the hose again.
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christiankid7
11/03/18 8:44:09 PM
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Ellie forgot how much appearance matters in these contests but KOS-MOS made sure her external appearance was always clean

Quiet was going to mount a comeback at the last minute but was...too late

K. Rool had no answers when Shepard survived this
HPblgwq

I had no real idea for that last one, just thought that gif was worth including
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Captain_Sorzo
11/03/18 8:45:02 PM
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K. Rool fought like a Krogan and ran like a leopard but, in the end, he could never be better than Commander Shepard.
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hagankefs
11/03/18 8:48:33 PM
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Aqua? More like a Liquid Snake!
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Johnbobb
11/03/18 10:03:31 PM
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SSJSephirothGokuX123 posted...
Ellie lost- Boobs, because GameFAQS is .....shallow.

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Mythtaker
11/03/18 10:30:39 PM
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KOS-MOS won because her mother, Elma, told her to.
Quiet lost because she really likes water/aqua.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-BvQJJr5u8" data-time="


hagankefs posted...
Aqua? More like a Liquid Snake!

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Lopen
11/03/18 10:33:15 PM
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Underleveled posted...
Ryu lied and said his Hadouken was cold.

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Hydrosoul
11/03/18 10:33:27 PM
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Aqua bribed Quiet with water.
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kevwaffles
11/03/18 11:25:47 PM
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Quiet lost because it turns out we were not ashamed of our words and deeds.
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igordebraga
11/03/18 11:27:35 PM
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K Rool had it in the bag against Shepard and thought he won, but he put his controller down during the credits, not knowing Shepard's come back from death before

It turns out being immune to the clicker infection means nothing when you're a giant robot. (sidneote: the butthurt topic about "Why is Ellie losing?" - https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/77164498 - is giving plenty of gems, such as: 0VR5mdb)

Quiet breathes through her skin, so excessive amounts of Aqua is kind of a big issue for her.
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ZenOfThunder
11/03/18 11:28:30 PM
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this isn't actually a submission but I had made this cuz I assumed Shepard wasn't coming back:

HPblgwq
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_SecretSquirrel
11/03/18 11:29:13 PM
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Lloyd asked Ryu if he could borrow a hammer. Nobody has heard from Lloyd since.
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igordebraga
11/03/18 11:37:33 PM
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ZenOfThunder posted...
this isn't actually a submission but I had made this cuz I assumed Shepard wasn't coming back:

HPblgwq


Maybe you submit it on this topic once Shepard loses, saying K. Rool decided to exact revenge?
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handsomeboy2012
11/04/18 12:10:46 AM
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Lots of good stuff in the Ellie/KOSMOS whine topic, I'll pick this one

Ellie lost because
wDwKtJX
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11/04/18 1:56:25 AM
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Bumpo
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Logience
11/04/18 1:57:35 AM
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That Trump tweet has got my vote for why Ellie lost.
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Unbridled9
11/04/18 2:42:23 AM
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For my submissions...

Lloyd lied because... Dwarven Vow #2018 : Don't advance past round 1.

King K. Rool lost because... Wanna know where K. Rool's been all these years? Well Shepard had a little acting job offer on the side for an up-coming sci-fi game, and it was time to call in the favors.

Quiet lost because... Aqua made her get all wet.

handsomeboy2012 posted...
Lots of good stuff in the Ellie/KOSMOS whine topic, I'll pick this one

Ellie lost because
wDwKtJX

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11/04/18 10:30:37 AM
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Bump
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igordebraga
11/04/18 11:10:57 AM
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Things are scattered so far.

3 Votes
Ryu lied and said his Hadouken was cold. - 3

2 Votes
Boobs, because GameFAQS is .....shallow.
Quiet breathes through her skin, so excessive amounts of Aqua is kind of a big issue for her.
K Rool had it in the bag against Shepard and thought he won, but he put his controller down during the credits, not knowing Shepard's come back from death before
It turns out being immune to the clicker infection means nothing when you're a giant robot.
wDwKtJX (GMUN)

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Lloyd learned he shouldn't chase the dragon, especially when it's a dragon punch.
When he saw Ryu do a Hadoken, Lloyd looked as if he saw a ghost
Lloyd asked Ryu if he could borrow a hammer. Nobody has heard from Lloyd since.
Dwarven Vow #2018 : Don't advance past round 1.

K. Rool wasn't used to opponents who don't monkey around.
K. Rool had no answers when Shepard survived this HPblgwq
K. Rool fought like a Krogan and ran like a leopard but, in the end, he could never be better than Commander Shepard.
Wanna know where K. Rool's been all these years? Well Shepard had a little acting job offer on the side for an up-coming sci-fi game, and it was time to call in the favors.

HomophobeFAQs.
Ellie forgot how much appearance matters in these contests but KOS-MOS made sure her external appearance was always clean
Turns out GameFAQs is more into anime boobs, than lolis.
KOS-MOS won because her mother, Elma, told her to.
0VR5mdb (Polycosm)

Aqua? More like a Liquid Snake!
Aqua bribed Quiet with water.
Quiet lost because she really likes water/aqua.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-BvQJJr5u8" data-time="

She didn't have the assets to get into the next round
Xskiy9V
It breathes through its skin, & now it gets the hose again.
She breathes through her skin, and so she CHOKES through her skin.
Quiet was going to mount a comeback at the last minute but was...too late
Quiet lost because it turns out we were not ashamed of our words and deeds.
Aqua made her get all wet.
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11/04/18 11:12:34 AM
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I didn't realize there were so many pics this match.
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Logience
11/04/18 11:43:54 AM
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We really didn't get many votes this topic. Everybody was just trying to post their favorite memes.
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igordebraga
11/04/18 1:02:25 PM
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BUmp.
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11/04/18 4:20:43 PM
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Bump
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igordebraga
11/04/18 5:10:09 PM
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Well, I never expected 30+ pages like the butthurt Ellie topic, but this will be quite a slow one.
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OrangeCrush980
11/04/18 6:05:08 PM
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Ellie lost because both her and voters were distracted by KOS-MOS's beauty.
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11/04/18 7:39:16 PM
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Last bump
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