Poll of the Day > Jesus Christ I Should Just Change My Name To Static Shock!

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aDirtyShisno 11/12/18 3:40:52 AM #1:	All my life Ive been super electrostaticy but at some points Ive been *INSANELY* electrostaticy!!! The worst Ive been is back when I was 14 I had to wear gloves for most of the year because no matter what if I touched anything that could conduct a current Id get painfully shocked. It was hilarious because I had so much trouble sleeping at night since every time I tossed and turned in my bed I would shoot fiery sparks from my blankets! Im surprised I didnt light the house on fire... And I could even change the channel on my tv just by flicking my hand!!! Luckily that intense severity of shocks went away but Ive always had periods every year when I get the sudden urge to run down to the nearest clothing store for a new pair of gloves. And no time have I considered that more seriously than these past few weeks. Let me explain what my routine of just getting out of the car has devolved into recently: Step 1) Turn off the car and open the door. Normal so far. Step 2) Tap the outside of the rear passenger drivers side door with the knuckles on my left hand and experience a painful shock. I use the knuckles because they can take pain a little better than my fingertips, obviously. Step 3) Step outside of the car. Normally this is not a problem, but if there is not enough space between the car next to me and mines to open the door wide then my ankle will usually brush the sill of the car door and I will experience my second painful shock. Being that its shocking the Achilles heel on some occasions this shock is so painful that I literally cant stop myself from falling to the ground because of it, where I will then naturally catch the door with my open hand and more than likely experience additional shocks. Step 4) Close the door with the knuckles of my right hand for the same reason as in Step 2 and experience another painful shock. Thats just getting out of the goddamn car! Every goddamn time! My phone also shocks me when its plugged in and I go to unplug the cable, and just recently I even got shocked when I just tapped on the bloody screen!!! And Im starting to feel little shocks in my bed again... Though no sparks yet... --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:912258519] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote>All my life Ive been super electrostaticy but at some points Ive been INSANELY electrostaticy!!! The worst Ive been is back when I was 14 I had to wear gloves for most of the year because no matter what if I touched anything that could conduct a current Id get painfully shocked. It was hilarious because I had so much trouble sleeping at night since every time I tossed and turned in my bed I would shoot fiery sparks from my blankets! Im surprised I didnt light the house on fire... And I could even change the channel on my tv just by flicking my hand!!! Luckily that intense severity of shocks went away but Ive always had periods every year when I get the sudden urge to run down to the nearest clothing store for a new pair of gloves. And no time have I considered that more seriously than these past few weeks. Let me explain what my routine of just getting out of the car has devolved into recently: Step 1) Turn off the car and open the door. Normal so far. Step 2) Tap the outside of the rear passenger drivers side door with the knuckles on my left hand and experience a painful shock. I use the knuckles because they can take pain a little better than my fingertips, obviously. Step 3) Step outside of the car. Normally this is not a problem, but if there is not enough space between the car next to me and mines to open the door wide then my ankle will usually brush the sill of the car door and I will experience my second painful shock. Being that its shocking the Achilles heel on some occasions this shock is so painful that I literally cant stop myself from falling to the ground because of it, where I will then naturally catch the door with my open hand and more than likely experience additional shocks. Step 4) Close the door with the knuckles of my right hand for the same reason as in Step 2 and experience another painful shock. Thats just getting out of the goddamn car! Every goddamn time! My phone also shocks me when its plugged in and I go to unplug the cable, and just recently I even got shocked when I just tapped on the bloody screen!!! And Im starting to feel little shocks in my bed again... Though no sparks yet... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 11/12/18 3:45:36 AM #2:	Do you wear a lot of synthetic fabrics? --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:912258615] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote>Do you wear a lot of synthetic fabrics?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 11/12/18 4:06:54 AM #3:	Mead posted... Do you wear a lot of synthetic fabrics? Umm... I dunno. Right now Im wearing an outfit that is almost completely Polo Ralph Lauren, if that means anything. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:912259032] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>Do you wear a lot of synthetic fabrics?</quote> Umm... I dunno. Right now Im wearing an outfit that is almost completely Polo Ralph Lauren, if that means anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kigalas 11/12/18 6:47:27 AM #4:	Dude get a humidifier. --- Playing: Dragon Quest XI - Act 3; FFV Perfect file - World 3 - Sealed Temple On hold: Bravely Default & DQVII; Up next: FFVII, DQV <cite>Kigalas posted [p:912261987] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote>Dude get a humidifier.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 11/12/18 7:16:53 AM #5:	Kigalas posted... Dude get a humidifier. For my car? --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:912262580] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kigalas posted...</cite> <quote>Dude get a humidifier.</quote> For my car?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 11/13/18 2:10:41 PM #6:	Jesus fucking Christ somehow water shocked me! How the fuck does fucking water shock anyone!? I turned on the faucet and noticed a smudge that I decided I was going to clean off of it and as I was rubbing it I reached under the faucet with my free hand and I guess I mustve connected a circuit or something because I got shocked... By the mother fucking water... --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:912339939] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote>Jesus fucking Christ somehow water shocked me! How the fuck does fucking water shock anyone!? I turned on the faucet and noticed a smudge that I decided I was going to clean off of it and as I was rubbing it I reached under the faucet with my free hand and I guess I mustve connected a circuit or something because I got shocked... By the mother fucking water... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 11/13/18 2:11:30 PM #7:	ITT: We learn TC doesn't know water conducts electricity. --- "Men have to restrain themselves around other men to avoid an outright punch out"- Kyuubi4269 9/17/18 PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:912339981] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote>ITT: We learn TC doesn't know water conducts electricity.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 11/13/18 2:13:47 PM #8:	aDirtyShisno posted... Jesus fucking Christ somehow water shocked me! How the fuck does fucking water shock anyone!? I turned on the faucet and noticed a smudge that I decided I was going to clean off of it and as I was rubbing it I reached under the faucet with my free hand and I guess I mustve connected a circuit or something because I got shocked... By the mother fucking water... Most faucets are metal. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:912340101] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote><cite>aDirtyShisno posted...</cite> <quote>Jesus fucking Christ somehow water shocked me! How the fuck does fucking water shock anyone!? I turned on the faucet and noticed a smudge that I decided I was going to clean off of it and as I was rubbing it I reached under the faucet with my free hand and I guess I mustve connected a circuit or something because I got shocked... By the mother fucking water... </quote> Most faucets are metal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 11/13/18 2:29:55 PM #9:	SunWuKung420 posted... ITT: We learn TC doesn't know water conducts electricity. I wouldve expected the faucet to give me the shock long before I touched the water. Instead the faucet did nothing and the water was an asshole! --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:912340887] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>ITT: We learn TC doesn't know water conducts electricity.</quote> I wouldve expected the faucet to give me the shock long before I touched the water. Instead the faucet did nothing and the water was an asshole! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 11/13/18 2:43:23 PM #10:	SunWuKung420 posted... ITT: We learn TC doesn't know water conducts electricity. ITP: We learn that Sunny doesn't know that water is not very conductive at all. --- Doctor Foxx posted... The demonizing of soy has a lot to do with xenophobic ideas. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:912341576] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>ITT: We learn TC doesn't know water conducts electricity.</quote> ITP: We learn that Sunny doesn't know that water is not very conductive at all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WhiskeyDisk 11/13/18 5:04:18 PM #11:	SunWuKung420 posted... ITT: We learn TC doesn't know water conducts electricity. Wrong. Well, technically right, but the issue here is that the cold water pipes are a guaranteed Earth ground. --- https://imgur.com/4fmtLFt http://s1.zetaboards.com/sba/ ~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap. <cite>WhiskeyDisk posted [p:912348798] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>ITT: We learn TC doesn't know water conducts electricity.</quote> Wrong. Well, technically right, but the issue here is that the cold water pipes are a guaranteed Earth ground.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 11/13/18 5:07:00 PM #12:	WhiskeyDisk posted... SunWuKung420 posted... ITT: We learn TC doesn't know water conducts electricity. Wrong. Well, technically right, but the issue here is that the cold water pipes are a guaranteed Earth ground. Clearly he is the source of the static discharge. --- "Men have to restrain themselves around other men to avoid an outright punch out"- Kyuubi4269 9/17/18 PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:912348962] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote><cite>WhiskeyDisk posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>ITT: We learn TC doesn't know water conducts electricity.</quote> Wrong. Well, technically right, but the issue here is that the cold water pipes are a guaranteed Earth ground.</quote> Clearly he is the source of the static discharge.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 11/13/18 8:03:34 PM #13:	I should change my name to Static Cock since it sure isnt getting any action. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:912358094] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote>I should change my name to Static Cock since it sure isnt getting any action.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 11/13/18 10:42:30 PM #14:	His name is just Static. "Static Shock" was the name of the show, not the hero. --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:912366954] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote>His name is just Static. "Static Shock" was the name of the show, not the hero.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 11/13/18 11:06:42 PM #15:	Metalsonic66 posted... His name is just Static. "Static Shock" was the name of the show, not the hero. Well I cant call myself just Static because my real name isnt Virgil Hawkins. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:912368131] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote><cite>Metalsonic66 posted...</cite> <quote>His name is just Static. "Static Shock" was the name of the show, not the hero.</quote> Well I cant call myself just Static because my real name isnt Virgil Hawkins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EclairReturns 11/13/18 11:13:37 PM #16:	Sarcasthma posted... isnt getting any action Yay, I'm not alone! --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. <cite>EclairReturns posted [p:912368454] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>isnt getting any action</quote> Yay, I'm not alone!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 11/13/18 11:49:01 PM #17:	EclairReturns posted... Sarcasthma posted... isnt getting any action Yay, I'm not alone! Apparently you are. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:912370014] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote><cite>EclairReturns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sarcasthma posted...</cite> <quote>isnt getting any action</quote> Yay, I'm not alone!</quote> Apparently you are.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EclairReturns 11/13/18 11:56:07 PM #18:	aDirtyShisno posted... you are Oh, you mean that my sentence has two ways of being interpreted, one contradicting the other. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. <cite>EclairReturns posted [p:912370318] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote><cite>aDirtyShisno posted...</cite> <quote>you are</quote> Oh, you mean that my sentence has two ways of being interpreted, one contradicting the other.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 11/13/18 11:59:26 PM #19:	EclairReturns posted... aDirtyShisno posted... you are Oh, you mean that my sentence has two ways of being interpreted, one contradicting the other. Sure. --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:912370450] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote><cite>EclairReturns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>aDirtyShisno posted...</cite> <quote>you are</quote> Oh, you mean that my sentence has two ways of being interpreted, one contradicting the other.</quote> Sure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EclairReturns 11/14/18 12:04:15 AM #20:	Wait, was he joking about having a stagnant romantic life? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. <cite>EclairReturns posted [p:912370646] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote>Wait, was he joking about having a stagnant romantic life?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aDirtyShisno 11/19/18 5:57:24 PM #21:	Apparently vacuuming up cat litter shocks me... Vacuuming up dust, debris, fur and general fuzz from carpet? Nope. Vacuuming up tiny little rocks from hardwood floor? Mother fucking dyson, stop zapping me!!! I assume its got something to do with the way they fly around in the thing banging on the walls but still, only vacuuming the goddamned cat litter shocked me! Fucking cat litter... mumble mumble --- Que sera, sera. Whatever happens, happens. ...and he was never heard from again. <cite>aDirtyShisno posted [p:912695623] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote>Apparently vacuuming up cat litter shocks me... Vacuuming up dust, debris, fur and general fuzz from carpet? Nope. Vacuuming up tiny little rocks from hardwood floor? Mother fucking dyson, stop zapping me!!! I assume its got something to do with the way they fly around in the thing banging on the walls but still, only vacuuming the goddamned cat litter shocked me! Fucking cat litter... mumble mumble</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 11/19/18 9:51:04 PM #22:	I shocked my cat last night because of the new blanket I got. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:912709197] in Jesus Chri... [t:77194575]...</cite> <quote>I shocked my cat last night because of the new blanket I got.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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