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Questionmarktarius
11/14/18 1:40:25 PM
#51:


pikachupwnage posted...
Stupid games
Stupid prizes

Someone get this horrible failure of evolution and society a Darwin Award.

On it

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Marmitecashews
11/14/18 1:45:48 PM
#52:


UnfairRepresent posted...
CosmicShadows posted...
Now the homeowner will have to deal with an evil pissed off ghost.

Not the owners fault

An evil ghost wouldn't care.
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CelestialVoices
11/14/18 1:47:42 PM
#53:


is he going 2 haunt their house now
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Marmitecashews
11/14/18 1:48:01 PM
#54:


I wonder why the burglar didn't phone an ambulance.
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SaithSayer
11/14/18 1:48:05 PM
#55:


Sounds like he died from TV logic. Nobody gets cut when a window in TV and movies breaks. Had this not happened, he probably would've died while using a couch for cover during a shoot out.
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UnfairRepresent
11/14/18 1:50:20 PM
#56:


SaithSayer posted...
Sounds like he died from TV logic. Nobody gets cut when a window in TV and movies breaks. Had this not happened, he probably would've died while using a couch for cover during a shoot out.

You mean he died from a lack of TV logic?
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SaithSayer
11/14/18 1:52:32 PM
#57:


He applied TV logic to the actual world and got dead.
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RiderofHogs
11/14/18 2:00:37 PM
#58:


Mister_Spyker posted...
r2pCbR9

I love that movie.
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UnfairRepresent
11/15/18 9:12:38 AM
#59:


SaithSayer posted...
He applied TV logic to the actual world and got dead.

yes
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LepartialJury
11/16/18 8:05:04 PM
#60:


lol texas
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Manocheese
11/16/18 8:06:48 PM
#61:


RIP Man accidentally
Spilled up to 97 liters of blood
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Benify
11/16/18 8:08:05 PM
#62:


Justice was served.
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UnfairRepresent
11/17/18 3:58:49 AM
#63:


Benify posted...
Justice was served.

is this justice?
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Rika_Furude
11/17/18 6:15:10 AM
#64:


Its definitely karma and not undeserved
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MabusIncarnate
11/17/18 6:25:19 AM
#65:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Roxborough4Ever posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Fossil posted...
Middle hope posted...
Watch the guys family try to sue the people who had their house broken into

It's sad home owners actually have to worry about this. This country is a joke some times.

They don't.

This whole "Sued for getting hurt while breaking in" is a myth.


no, its not lmao.......maybe if you believe everything Snopes says, then yeah

show me the cases

LOL this entire myth stemmed from that movie Liar Liar, which even in the film they state later on that the story was false, but people clung to this over the years and every now and then it pops up someone claiming that a breaking and entering case can result in the criminal winning a case for injury. It's all BS.
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SavenForever
11/17/18 6:35:22 AM
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Laserion
11/17/18 6:59:23 AM
#67:


What about the guy who got into a garage, but couldn't get out, and was hungry and thirsty for days? Was that fake? Do we have to leave a snack, drink, and a phone with no SIM or WiFi, so they can only call 911 on themselves?

New idea: harming boobytraps are illegal, but what about harmless, but capturing, boobytraps? Make it so that they can't leave your designated cell-room, and leave the things I mentioned above.
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MangaFan462
11/17/18 7:11:19 AM
#68:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Benify posted...
Justice was served.

is this justice?


Self justice
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UnfairRepresent
11/18/18 2:05:01 PM
#69:


Rika_Furude posted...
Its definitely karma and not undeserved

I don't know if I would call slowly bleeding to death in agony "deserved" for the crime of stealing.
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Rika_Furude
11/18/18 7:31:33 PM
#70:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Rika_Furude posted...
Its definitely karma and not undeserved

I don't know if I would call slowly bleeding to death in agony "deserved" for the crime of stealing.

You arent selling it.

He should have thought of that before breaking and entering.
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SauI_Goodman
11/18/18 7:34:35 PM
#71:


lol he didn't cover his arm up with a clothing article. what a n00b.
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UnfairRepresent
11/20/18 2:41:27 PM
#72:


Don't be proud about being good at commiting crimes
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Dark_SilverX
11/20/18 2:43:06 PM
#73:


I will bump this topic so future thieves will learn from this mistake.
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Maeiv
11/20/18 2:48:50 PM
#74:


It would be really unnerving to walk into your house and find a dead body in a pool of blood
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KillerKhan420
11/20/18 2:53:53 PM
#75:


Uh, he didn't have a tool to break in? He smashed the glass with his arm? No wonder.
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Solid Sonic
11/20/18 4:32:45 PM
#76:


Maeiv posted...
It would be really unnerving to walk into your house and find a dead body in a pool of blood

JUST A BIT.

I highly doubt you'd belt out a Nelson "HA HA" as your first response...
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HenryAllbright
11/20/18 4:41:37 PM
#77:


He must have used up all of his lockpicks from opening other locked doors throughout the world.
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EpicKingdom_
11/20/18 4:42:37 PM
#78:


I feel like this is some kind of luck roll failing lmao.
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Tyranthraxus
11/20/18 6:00:55 PM
#79:


MabusIncarnate posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Roxborough4Ever posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Fossil posted...
Middle hope posted...
Watch the guys family try to sue the people who had their house broken into

It's sad home owners actually have to worry about this. This country is a joke some times.

They don't.

This whole "Sued for getting hurt while breaking in" is a myth.


no, its not lmao.......maybe if you believe everything Snopes says, then yeah

show me the cases

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Yeah. Same thing about the story of the woman who tried to use a microwave to dry off her wet cat because the microwave didn't have a warning label not to stick living things inside.

Often perpetuated, never sourced, always fake.
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UnfairRepresent
11/21/18 1:05:06 AM
#80:


Maeiv posted...
It would be really unnerving to walk into your house and find a dead body in a pool of blood

When would it not be unnerving to find a dead body in a pool of blood?
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UnfairRepresent
11/23/18 5:22:41 AM
#81:


and he was never seen again
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UnfairRepresent
11/24/18 9:53:31 AM
#82:


ever
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Laserion
11/25/18 8:56:40 AM
#83:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Maeiv posted...
It would be really unnerving to walk into your house and find a dead body in a pool of blood

When would it not be unnerving to find a dead body in a pool of blood?

UnfairRepresent posted...
and he was never seen again

UnfairRepresent posted...
ever

Why is this phrase so important to you?
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