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Veggeta_MAX
11/13/18 9:09:31 AM
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Oh no someone is claiming you're having a meltdown. Even worst he gets his click to gang up on you and they say you're having a meltdown. What do you do? I'm here to help. Here are things you can do to prove them wrong and win in this situation. First few advice is don't actually have a meltdown and simply ignore people who are claiming you are having one. If you are having a meltdown and people are calling you out on it then simply acknowledge it you want and then move on. But here is what I would advice you to do.

1. Shitpost a fucking lot. Shitposting means short meaningless posts that are vague and people will likely ignore you and don't give a fuck about you. The more people careless about your posts, the more people will not notice you and try to call you out on it.

2. Don't take the Internet so seriously. This falls back to shitposting a lot. Use short posts so people don't think you're always so serious. Don't use perfect spelling, grammar and punctuation as that shows you're way too serious and also don't go out of your way to try and correct everything like a hyper nerd, that also shows you're way too serious on a video game websight which means you're having a meltdown. Keep it casual and relaxed.

3. Laugh a LOT. Use your shitty xd emoticon, use lol, use lmao, even the rarely used "hehe" from time to time. Laughing shows your casual and carefree state which negates showing the effects of having a meltdown.

4. Be an overall good and nice person. Be respectful to others and show good manners and compassion and basic human decency. Being a good person usually fends people off from trying to call you out. In fact killing people with kindness can trigger people to have a meltdown instead and then you can call them out on it LMAO.

Questions? Comments? Opinions?
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Noirespanties
11/13/18 9:11:21 AM
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Ahehe
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jpenny2
11/13/18 9:11:32 AM
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This is the strangest meltdown I have ever seen.
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Veggeta X
11/13/18 9:13:25 AM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
>Don't take the Internet seriously
>Writes a guide about meltdowns

#ISHYGDDT

You're welcome.
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matty_s
11/13/18 9:13:32 AM
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Why not just have a normal meltdown? This is a weird approach
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Alpha218
11/13/18 9:14:07 AM
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ok
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SpiralDrift
11/13/18 9:14:18 AM
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Weird post but pretty spot on.
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Veggeta X
11/13/18 9:14:37 AM
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matty_s posted...
Why not just have a normal meltdown? This is a weird approach

What happened to your main?
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matty_s
11/13/18 9:15:55 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
matty_s posted...
Why not just have a normal meltdown? This is a weird approach

What happened to your main?


Had a meltdown and is now rotting in purgatory
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Veggeta X
11/13/18 9:16:16 AM
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Fuck I should have made this topic sooner my bad homie.
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jpenny2
11/13/18 9:19:09 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
Fuck I should have made this topic sooner my bad homie.

It would have saved us all a lot of grief. You're doing God's work.
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SpiralDrift
11/13/18 9:19:24 AM
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This board should be renamed to Current Meltdowns.
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jpenny2
11/13/18 9:21:54 AM
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Has anyone made a meltdown community board?
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DarkChozoGhost
11/13/18 9:26:01 AM
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If you do 1 an 3, those are telltale signs of having a meltdown.
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Veggeta X
11/13/18 9:26:34 AM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
If you do 1 an 3, those are telltale signs of having a meltdown.

Incoming metldown
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Tmaster148
11/13/18 9:26:59 AM
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What a meltdown.
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SpiralDrift
11/13/18 9:29:20 AM
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1 works best if you bait people into posting a semi-long message which they think will bait you into posting a long one, but then replying to their semi-long post with a short shitpost so it looks like they're the one typing up the larger storm. Also, double-post with another completely unrelated post so you're being doubley dismissive of their semi-long post, which will infuriate them.
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Veggeta X
11/13/18 9:32:40 AM
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Trust me it works.
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DarkChozoGhost
11/13/18 9:33:46 AM
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I don't believe that even you could be naive enough to think that throwing in a bunch of "lmao" and "XD" actually makes you look calm, as opposed to extremely butthurt and trying to look calm.
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Veggeta X
11/13/18 9:37:21 AM
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Well I don't use xd FYI
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DarkChozoGhost
11/13/18 9:37:55 AM
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I guess I shouldn't have taken the bait
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Agnostic420
11/13/18 9:38:38 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
Fuck I should have made this topic sooner my bad homie.


Bruh, if you're ever in the college town of B Town Indiana we gotta go hang out and get you right. You can have some personal, 1 one on 1 therapy sessions with yours truly... ME.

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Kitt
11/13/18 9:39:06 AM
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2. Don't take the Internet so seriously.

>_>
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Paragon21XX
11/13/18 9:56:00 AM
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*hits SCRAM button and abandons topic*
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Veggeta X
11/13/18 11:34:05 AM
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bump
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Muffinz0rz
11/13/18 11:40:01 AM
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Roxborough4Ever
11/13/18 6:59:53 PM
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imagine being so weak in the mind that anything you go up against is a "meltdown"......the person melting down is ALWAYS the accuser, because they just can't handle the reality of the situation
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