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MayaFey
11/14/18 6:21:38 PM
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Philoktetes posted...
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RoboLaserGandhi
11/14/18 6:24:17 PM
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I get a roll of paper towels and put down enough sections to cover the bed.
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SpiralDrift
11/14/18 6:25:14 PM
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No. If you're not getting piss, sweat, cum and blood all over the place then don't even bother. Wear a sweatband and wristbands if you have to. The bed is a part of the act and your piss, shit, blood and other bodily fluids shouldn't be filtered to it like some weak Starbucks coffee.
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Parappa09
11/14/18 6:34:31 PM
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is this a straight person thing to do?
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DarthGravid
11/14/18 6:44:48 PM
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I'm very messy. I put down towels but that usually isnt enough.

Just to add, sex on my period is a big NO for both of us.
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Blue_Dream87
11/14/18 6:54:03 PM
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Can't say I have, we just bust out some tissues to clean up. Only had sex once on a girl's period, but she kept her tampon in. It was about as uncomfortable as it sounds.
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Evolician
11/14/18 7:08:46 PM
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I do not but Im slowly learning that a towel might be necessary.

I get these white spots on my brown comforter every time and that just looks bad. :|
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Buzz Killjoy
11/14/18 7:15:37 PM
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I have a $3000 mattress, something's going down on that shit.

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SableWolfAngel
11/14/18 7:45:06 PM
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Blue_Dream87 posted...
Can't say I have, we just bust out some tissues to clean up. Only had sex once on a girl's period, but she kept her tampon in. It was about as uncomfortable as it sounds.


WHAT EVEN THE FUCK. Elaborate, please?
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Lil_Bit83
11/14/18 8:10:08 PM
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Only on the occassion that my boyfriend convinces me to have sex while I'm on the rag.
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Blue_Dream87
11/14/18 8:31:25 PM
#63:


SableWolfAngel posted...
Blue_Dream87 posted...
Can't say I have, we just bust out some tissues to clean up. Only had sex once on a girl's period, but she kept her tampon in. It was about as uncomfortable as it sounds.


WHAT EVEN THE FUCK. Elaborate, please?


She was like "don't worry my husband says he can't feel it". Turns out he just had a small dick. I was just sliding up against it and it was super awkward. Neither of us orgasmed
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SableWolfAngel
11/14/18 8:47:37 PM
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Blue_Dream87 posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Blue_Dream87 posted...
Can't say I have, we just bust out some tissues to clean up. Only had sex once on a girl's period, but she kept her tampon in. It was about as uncomfortable as it sounds.


WHAT EVEN THE FUCK. Elaborate, please?


She was like "don't worry my husband says he can't feel it". Turns out he just had a small dick. I was just sliding up against it and it was super awkward. Neither of us orgasmed


I think I just threw up my soul. That visual is making me consider lobotomy via soup spoon.
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Burnt_Puke
11/14/18 8:56:50 PM
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EpicMickeyDrew posted...
Red wings isn't sex, it's oral. The "wings" are what's left on your face, like the joker.

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SaithSayer
11/15/18 7:14:47 AM
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Blue_Dream87 posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Blue_Dream87 posted...
Can't say I have, we just bust out some tissues to clean up. Only had sex once on a girl's period, but she kept her tampon in. It was about as uncomfortable as it sounds.


WHAT EVEN THE FUCK. Elaborate, please?


She was like "don't worry my husband says he can't feel it". Turns out he just had a small dick. I was just sliding up against it and it was super awkward. Neither of us orgasmed

Now it makes more sense. I couldn't imagine someone with dignity choosing to fuck with a tampon in.
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Blue_Dream87
11/15/18 7:30:21 AM
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SaithSayer posted...
Blue_Dream87 posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Blue_Dream87 posted...
Can't say I have, we just bust out some tissues to clean up. Only had sex once on a girl's period, but she kept her tampon in. It was about as uncomfortable as it sounds.


WHAT EVEN THE FUCK. Elaborate, please?


She was like "don't worry my husband says he can't feel it". Turns out he just had a small dick. I was just sliding up against it and it was super awkward. Neither of us orgasmed

Now it makes more sense. I couldn't imagine someone with dignity choosing to fuck with a tampon in.


I'm not gonna lie: dignity was probably the last thing that relationship was built on.
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SaithSayer
11/15/18 7:34:19 AM
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Relationship? It WASN'T just a one night stand? God damn, dude...

Why? I won't stand here and act superior. I fucked a married woman before. It's not worth the stress. At the end of that situation, it doesn't matter if you know the other guy or not. You at the very least owe an apology to yourself for putting yourself through way too much for nowhere near enough.
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SchoolForAnts
11/15/18 7:36:00 AM
#69:


Duncanwii posted...
Who has sex during the girl's period. Seriously gross x(


I have to agree. Its not like people have sex 365 days a year. Why not just skip those 3 days a month?
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_Lyonidias
11/15/18 7:37:16 AM
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SchoolForAnts posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Who has sex during the girl's period. Seriously gross x(


I have to agree. Its not like people have sex 365 days a year. Why not just skip those 3 days a month?


Man I wish my periods were only 3 days long lmao
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SaithSayer
11/15/18 7:37:37 AM
#71:


SchoolForAnts posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Who has sex during the girl's period. Seriously gross x(


I have to agree. Its not like people have sex 365 days a year. Why not just skip those 3 days a month?

The texture of the blood keeps the pussy from giving the proper grip. I've tried it and won't waste my time again.
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SchoolForAnts
11/15/18 7:39:55 AM
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_Lyonidias posted...
SchoolForAnts posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Who has sex during the girl's period. Seriously gross x(


I have to agree. Its not like people have sex 365 days a year. Why not just skip those 3 days a month?


Man I wish my periods were only 3 days long lmao


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Blue_Dream87
11/15/18 8:14:33 AM
#73:


SaithSayer posted...
Relationship? It WASN'T just a one night stand? God damn, dude...

Why? I won't stand here and act superior. I fucked a married woman before. It's not worth the stress. At the end of that situation, it doesn't matter if you know the other guy or not. You at the very least owe an apology to yourself for putting yourself through way too much for nowhere near enough.


We met in a therapy group. We were both in vulnerable positions, and we ended up having the most supernova of a combination of disorders to bring out the worst in us
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SpiralDrift
11/15/18 8:42:12 AM
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I have no problem with menstrual blood.
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SaithSayer
11/15/18 8:44:40 AM
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Blue_Dream87 posted...
SaithSayer posted...
Relationship? It WASN'T just a one night stand? God damn, dude...

Why? I won't stand here and act superior. I fucked a married woman before. It's not worth the stress. At the end of that situation, it doesn't matter if you know the other guy or not. You at the very least owe an apology to yourself for putting yourself through way too much for nowhere near enough.


We met in a therapy group. We were both in vulnerable positions, and we ended up having the most supernova of a combination of disorders to bring out the worst in us

If he figured it out later on and they split up, it may have been the best thing to ever happen to whoever she was married to.
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SaithSayer
11/15/18 8:45:12 AM
#76:


SpiralDrift posted...
I have no problem with menstrual blood.

Are you a pacifist vampire?

Edit: I suppose the proper term would be tampire.
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SpiralDrift
11/15/18 8:48:35 AM
#77:


SaithSayer posted...
SpiralDrift posted...
I have no problem with menstrual blood.

Are you a pacifist vampire?

Edit: I suppose the proper term would be tampire.

Eh, I just don't see it as a problem. Sex is a messy affair by nature. A little sweat, blood, piss, shit and vomit is to be expected.
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Roxborough4Ever
11/15/18 8:49:15 AM
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can you sex in a cavalier?
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Laserion
11/15/18 9:19:42 AM
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From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value -- you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-tohand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you -- daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitchhiker) discovers that a hitchhiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitchhiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitchhiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Hence a phrase which has passed into hitch hiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)

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Cheater87
11/15/18 9:20:17 AM
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DarthDemented
11/15/18 10:43:56 AM
#81:


RoboLaserGandhi posted...
I get a roll of paper towels and put down enough sections to cover the bed.

WTF? They're paper towels not sham-wows!
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Lil_Bit83
11/15/18 5:13:36 PM
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_Lyonidias posted...
SchoolForAnts posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Who has sex during the girl's period. Seriously gross x(


I have to agree. Its not like people have sex 365 days a year. Why not just skip those 3 days a month?


Man I wish my periods were only 3 days long lmao


I do too.
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Lil_Bit83
11/15/18 5:15:41 PM
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DarthDemented posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
I get a roll of paper towels and put down enough sections to cover the bed.

WTF? They're paper towels not sham-wows!


Lmao
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TheY2AProblem
11/15/18 5:18:01 PM
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Is this a thing? Like, if I ask someone who has had sex before do you have sex on a towel? Are they going to look at me like Im weird. Like I know the question is weird, but is the actual act of having sex on a towel weird?

I remember one time I was told that the British butter their glasses before drinking a carbonated beverage. And then I asked my British friends online if this was true, they were like WTF, no thats stupid.

So I dont know.
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