Current Events > 1 billion $ but you have to move to and stay permanently in a random country

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Venezuela.

Fuck.
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Finland.

Seems pretty solid. Thank fuck I didnt get most middle eastern countries, most African countries, China, Philippines, India, Venezuela, North Korea, Turkey or Brazil(that place is going to hell in a hand basket with the loon they elected).

Pretty much all of those have a mix of at least several of these.

-Terrible climate
-Prone to natural disasters
-Terrible/nonexistent healthcare
-Widespread Disease
-Heavy government oppression
-High crime
-Civil War/Proxy war
-Widespread Islamic(or other) extremism
-Straight up dicatators(sometimes one pretending to not be one)
-No Freedom of speech/expression etc.
-Bad internet/internet access/heavily government restricted internet
-Poor access to international shipping
-Horrible public sanitation
-Horrible culture
-Lack of English speakers
-Poor water quality
-Basically no access to outside world
-Insect/vermin issues
-Terrible/unsafe buildings
Etc.
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Got Belgium lol

Deal.

Got New Zealand too. I don't recall anything too bad from there so yup I'm okay with this.

Denmark

Deal

Technically I can go to Greenland too

ImmatureContent posted...

Isn't it like super religious, though. And pretty xenophobic to non-Jews.

I was only working there for a week (contractor) but it didn't sound like it based on the little bit I heard. I don't think he was Jewish and he said he loved his time there. It might depend on what part of the country your in, though. It is a beautiful place and I'd love to visit.
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Slovakia? Hell no
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Garioshi posted...

Venezuela.

Fuck.

You can buy a single sheet roll of paper with a billion.

Usually you can only get a single sheet on a years salary.
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Russia. Whatever, I'll move somewhere urban and drown in prostitutes and booze
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Jamaca eh? Could have been much worst.
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dirtycommunist posted...

JimCarrysToe posted...

I got nepal.... I know nothing about the country other than they have a funny shaped flag lol.

How are women treated there? Should I reroll?

Nepal is an awesome country, you should stay. To the best of my knowledge, they're pretty alright when it comes to human rights.

Cool, I'm a Nepal billionaire!
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Took the deal and got Romania. I'm happy.
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I got Brasil. Glad I took the deal
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Took the deal. Czech Republic. Prague, here I come. =)
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UK

fuck yeah gents
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I got Iceland. Im down
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Iceland.

Just pay the peasants to excavate a large chunk of land with me on it and bring me back to the US on it.

OBCD posted...

Iceland.

Just pay the peasants to excavate a large chunk of land with me on it and bring me back to the US on it.

He said that you die if you try to find a loophole
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YookaLaylee posted...

OBCD posted...

Iceland.

Just pay the peasants to excavate a large chunk of land with me on it and bring me back to the US on it.

He said that you die if you try to find a loophole

Define "loophole." This is staying within the boundaries of the country.

Benin, a small West African nation near the coast.
While being a billionaire there would be nice, no.

Reroll, got Germany. Much more doable. Would consider, but with that kind of money, I wouldn't want to stay put.
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Canada, ok
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Voted deal, got UK, I'm okay with that.

Oh shit I got Saudi Arabia
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transnistria

Ughhh!!
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Somalia

Lol no
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First roll is Cook Islands which seems to be in the middle of nowhere about to be swallowed up by the ocean so I rerolled. Got Togo so I rerolled. Got another middle of nowhere about to be swallowed up by the ocean, Indian Ocean this time, that I forgot the name to and when I clicked forward to check it changed to New Zealand. Fuck.
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GiftedACIII posted...

First roll is Cook Islands which seems to be in the middle of nowhere about to be swallowed up by the ocean so I rerolled. Got Togo so I rerolled. Got another middle of nowhere about to be swallowed up by the ocean, Indian Ocean this time, that I forgot the name to and when I clicked forward to check it changed to New Zealand. Fuck.

It ceases to be 'random' if you just keep clicking until you get one you picked >_>.

No

And thank fuck, i landed on Christmas Island. Nothing wrong with that but it's a fucking postage stamp
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Dash_Harber posted...

GiftedACIII posted...

First roll is Cook Islands which seems to be in the middle of nowhere about to be swallowed up by the ocean so I rerolled. Got Togo so I rerolled. Got another middle of nowhere about to be swallowed up by the ocean, Indian Ocean this time, that I forgot the name to and when I clicked forward to check it changed to New Zealand. Fuck.

It ceases to be 'random' if you just keep clicking until you get one you picked >_>.

OP says you get 3 rolls. All my rolls are awful though.
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GiftedACIII posted...

Dash_Harber posted...

GiftedACIII posted...

First roll is Cook Islands which seems to be in the middle of nowhere about to be swallowed up by the ocean so I rerolled. Got Togo so I rerolled. Got another middle of nowhere about to be swallowed up by the ocean, Indian Ocean this time, that I forgot the name to and when I clicked forward to check it changed to New Zealand. Fuck.

It ceases to be 'random' if you just keep clicking until you get one you picked >_>.

OP says you get 3 rolls. All my rolls are awful though.

Oh my mistake. I totally lucked out and got UK first go.

Pakistan

No thank you
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Playedv around with it since why not, and found the critical miss dice rolls under the rules.

1) Colombia - corrupt, war torn, and infested with drugs, clearly the next rolls would be better, right?

2) Palestine
3) North Korea
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Raptornado posted...

Playedv around with it since why not, and found the critical miss dice rolls under the rules.

1) Colombia - corrupt, war torn, and infested with drugs, clearly the next rolls would be better, right?

2) Palestine
3) North Korea

You should ... you should never go to a casino.

cmiller4642 posted...

Denmark

Deal

Technically I can go to Greenland too

I got this as well. I didnt know Greenland was part of the deal
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I got Saint Barts. So I get a billion dollars AND get to live in a Carribiean paradise!
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Poland. Sure why not.
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I got cape verde

Looks good i guess. Ill take it
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The Collectivity Of Saint Martin, got it on my 3rd try. Which one of yall math people want to tell me what the payout is.

First 2 places I couldn't even pronounce.
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Sure. Hello Serbia.
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Im not sure this would be a good deal but I want to play this game so I will roll on it.

Iraq yeah I knew it would suck.
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thronedfire2 posted...

Pakistan

No thank you

you decide before you took the random roll

Got Malta.

Don't know much about it and it seems pretty small, but at first glance it looks like it ranks surprisingly high on nation rankings, and a billion dollars, I can keep from getting bored with lack of travel.
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I got East Timor in Southeast Asia.

Does the poll mean I have to stay in the country permanently or can I also travel out to other countries. Coz Im thinking yeah Ill move in East Timor for $1 billion but Ill spend most of my time traveling to other countries
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Filipino Rebellion posted...

I got East Timor in Southeast Asia.

Does the poll mean I have to stay in the country permanently or can I also travel out to other countries. Coz Im thinking yeah Ill move in East Timor for $1 billion but Ill spend most of my time traveling to other countries

instant death
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No deal.
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First roll got Guam. I'll take it.

Taking my second roll. I could live with this on 600m. (My first roll was Papua New Guinea).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Virgin_Islands
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United States.. Woohoo!!
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Hong Kong with a billion bucks?
Yes please
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