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HashtagTartarus
11/17/18 6:27:26 PM
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RiderofHogs
11/17/18 6:28:56 PM
#102:


TeaMilk posted...
hotcegaI posted...
TeaMilk posted...
yea i like to draw. whats it to you?

You gonna paint your new beau like one of your French girls?
obviously
hFkVmma

How did you get a picture of me?
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P4wn4g3
11/17/18 6:37:19 PM
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Seriously though don't live with him if he's going to be a piece of shit which is exactly what imposing this sort of "rule" on an adult is. He can charge you rent, demand you pay utilities, have you do maintenance, etc. but you get to do what you want where you live.
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 6:37:37 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
TeaMilk posted...
are you for real? animals cant consent, have you fucked an animal, dude??
No, but I have friends who have. Animals also aren't sentient beings the same way we humans are.
what kind of animals have they fucked and what are their full names and addresses?

KamenRiderBlade posted...
TeaMilk posted...
i cant believe this is happening in my good christian topic
Since when were you a "Good Christian girl" who followed all those boring Puritanic rules?

I thought you were open, sexually liberal, and very progressive to all kinds of crazy sexual acts, deeds, & life styles?
well sure i don't care what people do sexually unless theyre y'know, hurting other people or animals

hotcegaI posted...
pls stop drawing me
You're a big boy too, eh? ;)

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Have you done blumpkins yet?
hes not allowed to poop within a 1000ft radius of me
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KamenRiderBlade
11/17/18 8:33:22 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
what kind of animals have they fucked and what are their full names and addresses?
I won't give you their names or addresses for obvious reasons. But Horse, Dog, & Donkey to my knowledge.
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KamenRiderBlade
11/17/18 8:36:52 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
You're a big boy too, eh? ;)
How many big boys would you want to take on at the same time?
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Ryetoast
11/17/18 8:38:18 PM
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Wait hes Mexican?

I thought he was black...<_<.
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hotcegaI
11/17/18 8:39:03 PM
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Her husbando is indeed a tall Mexican fellow
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DocileOrangeCup
11/17/18 8:39:40 PM
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Ryetoast
11/17/18 8:40:42 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Ryetoast posted...
Wait hes Mexican?

I thought he was black...<_<.

@SSJGrimReaper


<_<.
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 8:56:01 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
TeaMilk posted...
You're a big boy too, eh? ;)
How many big boys would you want to take on at the same time?
wtf do you mean, like fight?

Ryetoast posted...
Wait hes Mexican?

I thought he was black...<_<.
i wish :'(

wait is this cuz i drew him really dark in that one pic lol
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 8:57:38 PM
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P4wn4g3 posted...
Seriously though don't live with him if he's going to be a piece of shit which is exactly what imposing this sort of "rule" on an adult is. He can charge you rent, demand you pay utilities, have you do maintenance, etc. but you get to do what you want where you live.
I feel like its reasonable to not want me to do it in his house. But I'm pretty sure he just doesn't his 23 year old kid having sex at all, which is pretty funny.
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Ryetoast
11/17/18 8:57:47 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
KamenRiderBlade posted...
TeaMilk posted...
You're a big boy too, eh? ;)
How many big boys would you want to take on at the same time?
wtf do you mean, like fight?

Ryetoast posted...
Wait hes Mexican?

I thought he was black...<_<.
i wish :'(

wait is this cuz i drew him really dark in that one pic lol


Omg hes white?
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 8:58:47 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
Omg hes white?
what? no he's like white/mexican mostly
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hotcegaI
11/17/18 8:59:14 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
what? no he's like white/mexican mostly

Mexican isn't a race

*gasp*
Are you... fetishizing him?!
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KamenRiderBlade
11/17/18 9:00:36 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
wtf do you mean, like fight?
Like in bed! At the same time!
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Ryetoast
11/17/18 9:00:59 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Ryetoast posted...
Omg hes white?
what? no he's like white/mexican mostly


HES NOT ORANGE AT ALL!

I feel cheated and appalled. Cup is a phony!
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 9:01:34 PM
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hotcegaI posted...
*gasp*
Are you... fetishizing him?!
maybe, but not for his race
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 9:05:37 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
TeaMilk posted...
wtf do you mean, like fight?
Like in bed! At the same time!
ohh... well i would like to sleep sandwiched between 2 cute fat guys in a scenario where we all love each other very much

Ryetoast posted...
HES NOT ORANGE AT ALL!

I feel cheated and appalled. Cup is a phony!
he had jaundice before is that close enough
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KamenRiderBlade
11/17/18 9:10:06 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
ohh... well i would like to sleep sandwiched between 2 cute fat guys in a scenario where we all love each other very much
What about in between 3 or more cute fat guys?
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ssj3vegeta
11/17/18 9:12:39 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
11/17/18 9:34:59 PM
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TeaMilk
11/18/18 12:04:49 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
What about in between 3 or more cute fat guys?
Where would the 3rd guy go? on top of me, id die. Underneath me sounds cozy. I can't imagine a 4th guy though

ssj3vegeta posted...
are you noisy during coitus or something
i dont know yet

DocileOrangeCup posted...
Note to self, become two fat guys
eat enough burgers and you'll undergo mitosis if you're lucky

Goats posted...
Whoever In Your Dad's House is he must be hella depressed and lonely tonight giratina
lmao that took me a while to parse
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Manocheese
11/18/18 12:07:00 AM
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I thought the title said "im not allowed to fuck my dads horse"
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YookaLaylee
11/18/18 12:07:51 AM
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You should fuck on top of your dads bed to assert your dominance
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Ruvan22
11/18/18 12:10:57 AM
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Manocheese posted...
I thought the title said "im not allowed to fuck my dads horse"


That may also be true...
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TeaMilk
11/18/18 12:18:46 AM
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Manocheese posted...
I thought the title said "im not allowed to fuck my dads horse"
this is the 2nd completely independent time bestiality has been brought up in this topic

YookaLaylee posted...
You should fuck on top of your dads bed to assert your dominance
it smells weird, i don't like going in his room
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SaithSayer
11/18/18 8:06:30 AM
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Manocheese posted...
I thought the title said "im not allowed to fuck my dads horse"

It's a therapy horse. Other people aren't even supposed to feed him.
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teepan95
11/18/18 8:39:43 AM
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Ryetoast posted...
And I just assumed..he's coming during winter break then?

Not if TCs dad has anything to say about it
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TeaMilk
11/18/18 6:14:51 PM
#132:


CirocObama posted...
Teamilk, ive been in love with you ever since your pokemon drawings. You're so talented.

Please keep drawing, and creating art.
omg thank you very much :') is there anything i could draw you when i have the time?

teepan95 posted...
Ryetoast posted...
And I just assumed..he's coming during winter break then?

Not if TCs dad has anything to say about it
LMAO. well there's always the shower
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