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Garioshi
11/18/18 10:36:54 AM
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His doctor says, "You're gonna have to stop masturbating."

The guy responds, "Why?"

His doctor says, "Because I'm trying to give you a physical."
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MrK3V
11/18/18 10:38:46 AM
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YukihoHagiwara
11/18/18 10:39:14 AM
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rip big boss
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vocedelmorte
11/18/18 10:41:37 AM
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lol
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Flockaveli
11/18/18 10:48:20 AM
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A man and his wife are in a hospital room, with the wife having just given a successful and healthy birth to their first child.

The man inches over to the doctor and quietly asks So how long until we can start having sex again?

The doctor responds I strongly recommend you be there for your wife and spend time with her as she will have a better guess to how well she feels recovered, but I get off at 12 tonight if youre really urging for it.
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YukihoHagiwara
11/18/18 10:49:28 AM
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it's not unusual
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CyricZ
11/18/18 10:50:33 AM
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Heh :)
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Garioshi
11/18/18 4:26:05 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
A man and his wife are in a hospital room, with the wife having just given a successful and healthy birth to their first child.

The man inches over to the doctor and quietly asks So how long until we can start having sex again?

The doctor responds I strongly recommend you be there for your wife and spend time with her as she will have a better guess to how well she feels recovered, but I get off at 12 tonight if youre really urging for it.

pfft
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