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Duncanwii
11/19/18 11:08:35 AM
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Every Nazi and Hitler vs Voldemort by himself.
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frozenshock
11/19/18 11:10:11 AM
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No. The panzers wouldn't have been able to make it across the sea to England
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RaulJenkins
11/19/18 11:11:31 AM
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no hitler would get scared and commit suicide just like he did in ww2
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KillerKhan420
11/19/18 11:16:06 AM
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I don't know who voldemort is but I'm sure the Hitler would just need a podium and once voldy heard the hypnotic words he'd run into his local Nazi branch and join. Maybe even the jugen league ja? Then he'd become the H-mans private secretary and spritzen the lemon on his salads.
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frozenshock
11/19/18 11:17:12 AM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
I don't know who voldemort is but I'm sure the Hitler would just need a podium and once voldy heard the hypnotic words he'd run into his local Nazi branch and join. Maybe even the jugen league ja? Then he'd become the H-mans private secretary and spritzen the lemon on his salads.


There's an old chinese (or venezuelan? idk) proverb that says that there is no room for two tigers on the same mountain.

Neither Voldy nor Adolf would accept to be number 2.
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CuteWhiteChick
11/19/18 11:21:24 AM
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Wouldnt the luftwaffe mince him with ease? Also nitpicking I know but large parts of the wehrmacht weren't dedicated nazis taking part in warcrimes and whatnot, many wehrmacht generals along with their divisions refused to take part in the ss atrocities
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theone1331
11/19/18 11:25:46 AM
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I don't think humans have a chance against wizards, even if wizards are hugely outnumbered. There is just too much bullshit with wizards, and they could assassinate Hitler absurdly easy, it is hard to counter teleportation. Or even just charm some high rank nazi to do it.
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monkmith
11/19/18 11:38:42 AM
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quick teleport, mind control spell, now hitler is voldemorts bitch.
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catboy0_0
11/19/18 11:39:52 AM
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what if Hitler didn't kill himself and Voldemort cast the killing curse on him
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LastTomorrow
11/19/18 11:40:56 AM
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Why didnt the wizards assassinate Hitler? He could've came across them during his campaign.
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LordMarshal
11/19/18 11:41:41 AM
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Harrys defense against bullets: nothing.
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Anteaterking
11/19/18 11:45:01 AM
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The non-muggleborn wizards we see in Harry Potter are wildly oblivious to the outside world and I think guns would take care of them pretty easily.
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Mistere Man
11/19/18 11:49:39 AM
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Not without destroying the holcrux or however you spell them things.
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Questionmarktarius
11/19/18 11:52:48 AM
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I'm reasonably certain Hitler and Voldemort would start making out.
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averagejoel
11/19/18 11:57:11 AM
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JK Rowling has said that a muggle with a gun would beat an ordinary wizard

voldemort might kill a few of them, but he would be beaten pretty damn quickly
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rikasa
11/19/18 11:59:10 AM
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That was my favorite season of Jojo as well.
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monkmith
11/19/18 12:54:24 PM
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averagejoel posted...
JK Rowling has said that a muggle with a gun would beat an ordinary wizard

voldemort might kill a few of them, but he would be beaten pretty damn quickly

JK rowling completely overlooks the fact she's given the evil wizards the ability to completely mind control an unlimited number of people.
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