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UnfairRepresent
11/21/18 1:41:55 PM
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You're sitting on the toilet struggling with a difficult poop when suddenly an alien bursts through the door and waddles right up to you, almost headbutting you, eye to eye as it shouts merrily "GREETINGS EARTHICAN! We're visitors from the planet Yuria! We bring food and medical supplies!"

Then out of the corner of your eye you see his alien buddies moving said "supplies" off their ship and casually dumping them all over your home, covering your stuff.

A0L9eHd

How do you react? What do you do?
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Irregardless
11/21/18 1:42:54 PM
#2:


UnfairRepresent posted...
What do you do?

Them
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VectorChaos
11/21/18 1:46:18 PM
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Ride that bitch off to go fuck up Death Adder and Death Bringer
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Questionmarktarius
11/21/18 1:46:18 PM
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So... cats?
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UnfairRepresent
11/21/18 1:48:01 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
So... cats?

Cats aren't peaceful or intelligent.
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EliteLevel
11/21/18 2:00:15 PM
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Take a baseball bat to their faces. Keep their supplies for myself. Sell their spaceship as a work of art. Deed several times.
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UnfairRepresent
11/21/18 3:01:17 PM
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EliteLevel posted...
Take a baseball bat to their faces. Keep their supplies for myself. Sell their spaceship as a work of art. Deed several times.

But why?

They were peaceful...
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Zack_Attackv1
11/21/18 3:02:49 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/21/18 3:12:56 PM
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VectorChaos posted...
Ride that bitch off to go fuck up Death Adder and Death Bringer

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Kitt
11/21/18 3:15:31 PM
#10:


I'll tell them to go beat you up so you don't make this topic for the umpteenth time.
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EliteLevel
11/21/18 3:22:01 PM
#11:


UnfairRepresent posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Take a baseball bat to their faces. Keep their supplies for myself. Sell their spaceship as a work of art. Deed several times.

But why?

They were peaceful...


Someone needs to teach them how to survive on Earth.
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UnfairRepresent
11/23/18 5:19:56 AM
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EliteLevel posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Take a baseball bat to their faces. Keep their supplies for myself. Sell their spaceship as a work of art. Deed several times.

But why?

They were peaceful...


Someone needs to teach them how to survive on Earth.

u r mean
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MakoReizei
11/23/18 5:22:40 AM
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why can't you post a cute alien for once at least. not that ugly thing again
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iClockwork
11/23/18 5:23:34 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Take a baseball bat to their faces. Keep their supplies for myself. Sell their spaceship as a work of art. Deed several times.

But why?

They were peaceful...

I'm not.
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UnfairRepresent
11/24/18 9:51:23 AM
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iClockwork posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
EliteLevel posted...
Take a baseball bat to their faces. Keep their supplies for myself. Sell their spaceship as a work of art. Deed several times.

But why?

They were peaceful...

I'm not.

:(
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ThyCorndog
11/24/18 9:53:03 AM
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thank them and finish up my shit to see what they brought me
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Oldin
11/24/18 9:53:26 AM
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it's a bird
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