Current Events > Lmao I just remembered when I was growing up and going through puberty

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OBCD
11/24/18 11:00:01 AM
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I had just discovered deeding.. lol well I thought it was just kind of a fun, cool thing to do that made me feel.. I dunno, manly. Thing is.. at the time, I didn't know you're supposed to nut... lmao so I would just sit/stand there and deed and stop when I felt like it and go on about my life.

Til one day... i did it for an extra long time. And white stuff came out... I just remember having such a bad panic attack and hoping and praying I didnt just break my dick...

Lol you'll probably think I'm joking/lying or whatever but I swear I'm not. xD I was such a dumbass. I apparently just thought that having your dick inside a woman got her pregnant automatically.
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BlingBling22947
11/24/18 8:00:22 PM
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we were all young once
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Never on schedule but always on time
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Ryuko_Chan
11/24/18 8:01:24 PM
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same but I would hump my pillow instead because thats how sex works in real life
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SpiralDrift
11/24/18 8:02:51 PM
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I literally thought I had AIDS when the white stuff came out. I had no idea what was going on. I did it the next day and more AIDS came out. I was horrified but couldn't stop myself.
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Ryuko_Chan
11/24/18 10:23:57 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
I literally thought I had AIDS when the white stuff came out. I had no idea what was going on. I did it the next day and more AIDS came out. I was horrified but couldn't stop myself.

Keep going, just in case.
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ultimate reaver
11/24/18 10:26:54 PM
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I thought I pissed myself and immediately ran to the bathroom, very confused to find myself completely dry.
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