Current Events > Any of you go to strip clubs?

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If so, how much you usually spend?
And whats the most you ever spent?
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Yup, but a local one, so I'm somewhat of a regular.
I've spent as little as $35 dollars, and up to may under $200.

So like any other club you go to basically.
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Not so much anymore. Back in my youth I would go fairly often. I remember one time I went with a group of friends and one of our buddy's brothers came with us and let's just say he's not very bright. Or a little slow. Next thing I know I'm at the bar and I hear a commotion. Turns out 3 girls lured him to the VIP area and he got some dances and he didn't have money. That was a fun night...
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I used to go a lot when I was playing poker a lot. I don't know the most I spent but I had a VIP card which you only get for spending more than $1k on drinks in a night. In one night me and 4 friends got 3 of them. I usually wouldn't spend too much because I would go so often. Got to know the girls and cocktail waitress and would hang out with some of them. It was one of the best clubs in the country and has ruined strip clubs for me. It was fun then but is pretty pathetic looking back at it now.

One night that stands out was when a buddy won about 55k at the casino. We went right to the strip club. I didn't win that night but spent a ton because of how much fun he was having.
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I'm a sucker for asses. I see a big butt and give up my paycheck. I remember years ago this one stripper had a huge ass and I paid her $200 to let me smell between her asscheeks for 30 seconds.

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
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In the age of the webcam model, strip clubs have become obsolete.

Behaviorism posted...

I'm a sucker for asses. I see a big butt and give up my paycheck. I remember years ago this one stripper had a huge ass and I paid her $200 to let me smell between her asscheeks for 30 seconds.

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed

Nice dude.
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CiIantro posted...

In the age of the webcam model, strip clubs have become obsolete.

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Behaviorism posted...

I'm a sucker for asses. I see a big butt and give up my paycheck. I remember years ago this one stripper had a huge ass and I paid her $200 to let me smell between her asscheeks for 30 seconds.

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed

quick someone pm him a butt pic for some $$$
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I used to work at one. I've seen drop 500 and up on a stripper. Hell, I knew one that charged 300 just for a lap dance.
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CiIantro posted...

In the age of the webcam model, strip clubs have become obsolete.

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Bishop9800 posted...

I used to work at one. I've seen drop 500 and up on a stripper. Hell, I knew one that charged 300 just for a lap dance.

I haven't gone in a long time (I used to go every payday). But last night oddly enough I was really horny want almost went
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Quite a few times. It's fun if you go with the right group but it's not really my thing.

Funny thing though, when I was in college a local strip club had this thing called "Legs & Eggs". Started at 7:30 am. $5 cover. All you can eat eggs, bacon, sausage, potatoes, toast, pancakes. $2 Bloody Marys.

The strippers weren't the best (7:30 am on a weekday isn't the "hot" shift) but you could get a cheap breakfast and something to help with your hangover.
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Once. My buddy bought me a lap dance.

It was so boring.
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brestugo posted...

Quite a few times. It's fun if you go with the right group but it's not really my thing.

Funny thing though, when I was in college a local strip club had this thing called "Legs & Eggs". Started at 7:30 am. $5 cover. All you can eat eggs, bacon, sausage, potatoes, toast, pancakes. $2 Bloody Marys.

The strippers weren't the best (7:30 am on a weekday isn't the "hot" shift) but you could get a cheap breakfast and something to help with your hangover.

Actually the best times to go are Tuesdays and wednesdays. No one goes then so the strippers are more likely to be nice to you
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nope, complete waste of money.
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Damn, you guys are crazy. I've only ever paid for a lap dance. I got two of them back to back and it was $20 each for $40 total. I felt like I really wasted my money and vowed not to do that ever again.

You guys talk about dropping $100's or $1000's like it is no big deal. Makes me feel extremely frugal for spending $20 on a blu ray.
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Forlorn_Ass posted...

Behaviorism posted...

I'm a sucker for asses. I see a big butt and give up my paycheck. I remember years ago this one stripper had a huge ass and I paid her $200 to let me smell between her asscheeks for 30 seconds.

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed

Nice dude.

Money well spent tbh.
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If I go I plan on dropping $100
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Flockaveli posted...

Forlorn_Ass posted...

Behaviorism posted...

I'm a sucker for asses. I see a big butt and give up my paycheck. I remember years ago this one stripper had a huge ass and I paid her $200 to let me smell between her asscheeks for 30 seconds.

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed

Nice dude.

Money well spent tbh.

It smelled great. I was drooling like a nanny while driving home. I had the fumes trapped in my nose for the rest of the night. It was great, just expensive.

I tried the same thing with a strippers armpits but she didn't go for it
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I usually spend $100-$200 altogether. Some nights it's more on booze and singles, some nights it's all lap dances.

Think the most I've spent is around $300 or so. You fall in love with an ass and just keep dishing it out.
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I went once. I have an impulsive tendency to try to dive into peoples minds tho. So the whole time I just try guessing what strippers are thinking and....yeah, it just doesn't allow me to enjoy the experience. I got a lapdance and got a picture on stage for my birthday >_>. In pretty sure the picture is in a ps2 case but I own like 100+ ps2 games.
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https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw
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Hairistotle posted...

never been, prolly never will

literally bailed a birthday party early cuz everyone transitioned from bar to strip club. i just quietly slinked away and drove home haha

IMO you're not missing much. They're fun for a while but if I never set foot in one again I wouldn't complain.
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I barely remember being in New Orleans at a strip club on Bourbon Street. It was a business trip. I was completely hammered. Somewhere there are pictures of me dancing with strippers on stage. I don't want to know where they are and I hope you don't either.
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I've only been in them myself.
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No. I find it disgusting tbh
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I'd probably go just to have a pretty lady sit on my lap and call me "baby" and ask me how my day was.
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JONICS posted...

No. I find it disgusting tbh

Really the only thing I don't like is a good portion of them allow smoking, tho I did hit up some that don't.

I just gotta remember to wear an outfit I dont care about and definitely not my regular coat.
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Hairistotle posted...

it'd just be too awkward for me

It's not for everyone. I looked like a deer in headlights for the picture they took of me on stage lol. Maybe Ill look for it tomorrow. I had bad anxiety back then and wasn't even drinking
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