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DarkChozoGhost
11/26/18 3:07:57 PM
#1:


For the rest of your life, you can not have any romantic or sexual relationships with anyone that's not a black guy.

If you're currently married or engaged, your partner will turn into a black guy.
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Solid Snake07
11/26/18 3:12:09 PM
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Sure, I'll just fuck female hookers and stay single
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Ilishe
11/26/18 3:13:36 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Sure, I'll just fuck female hookers and stay single


Fuck in a non sexual way?
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Kineth
11/26/18 3:14:13 PM
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I guess @Parappa09 had his chances shoot way up then.
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StarsOfCCTV
11/26/18 3:15:00 PM
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I'm a hetero male
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Solid Snake07
11/26/18 3:15:04 PM
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Ilishe posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
Sure, I'll just fuck female hookers and stay single


Fuck in a non sexual way?


I mean, it's sexual, but it's not a relationship. It's a business transaction
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DarkChozoGhost
11/26/18 3:17:53 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Ilishe posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
Sure, I'll just fuck female hookers and stay single


Fuck in a non sexual way?


I mean, it's sexual, but it's not a relationship. It's a business transaction

Nope, it's a physical relationship.
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Prestoff
11/26/18 3:19:33 PM
#8:


A black girl would have been fine, but nope.
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Solid Snake07
11/26/18 3:27:23 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
Ilishe posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
Sure, I'll just fuck female hookers and stay single


Fuck in a non sexual way?


I mean, it's sexual, but it's not a relationship. It's a business transaction

Nope, it's a physical relationship.


Naw, only a cuck would think he has a relationship with a hooker or stripper
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Evol
11/26/18 3:28:15 PM
#10:


Deal
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KStateKing17
11/26/18 3:31:07 PM
#11:


Do black Latinos count?
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Parappa09
11/26/18 3:43:09 PM
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Kineth posted...
I guess @Parappa09 had his chances shoot way up then.


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K181
11/26/18 3:45:03 PM
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Nah, not enough for celibacy.
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vocedelmorte
11/26/18 3:47:15 PM
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Im gay and i don't dislike black guys, so for sure
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Irregardless
11/26/18 3:48:16 PM
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Hicks233
11/26/18 3:49:43 PM
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Considering I'm not a bum bandit I'm going to have to decline.
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andel
11/26/18 3:53:57 PM
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Prestoff posted...
A black girl would have been fine, but nope.

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Zodd3224
11/26/18 4:01:52 PM
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Looks like we have been chosen to be CE's BBC Mega
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EscapeFromHell
11/26/18 4:05:33 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
Ilishe posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
Sure, I'll just fuck female hookers and stay single


Fuck in a non sexual way?


I mean, it's sexual, but it's not a relationship. It's a business transaction

Nope, it's a physical relationship.

Well, not really. It's a one time thing if you never see them again. The same could kind of be said for one night stands, but you'd probably have to get to know the other person for that, so it kind of fits your rule. But prostitution? Nah, bro - loophole in the topic! :D
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MegaTech
11/26/18 4:08:32 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Looks like we have been chosen to be CE's BBC Mega

I'm fine with that
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Grischnak
11/26/18 4:09:07 PM
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So basically: Never having to work again vs celibacy? That's an easy one. Celibacy. Never having to work again would be awesome. It'd more then make up for the lack of sex. To be honest, if I was ever that rich I'd probably never date again anyway or at least I'd sure as shit never have a serious relationship because I'd be terrified of alimony/palimony.
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Kineth
11/26/18 4:09:26 PM
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Irregardless posted...
@ MegaTech
@ Zodd3224


Well damn, I feel left out. I see how it is.
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Irregardless
11/26/18 4:12:19 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Looks like we have been chosen to be CE's BBC Mega

So nothing's changed
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Touch
11/26/18 4:13:30 PM
#24:


Would gladly take it and live a life of luxury with Parappa tbh
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Zodd3224
11/26/18 4:22:45 PM
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Irregardless posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Looks like we have been chosen to be CE's BBC Mega

So nothing's changed


I am starting to feel amorous
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EscapeFromHell
11/26/18 4:28:27 PM
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CloneTheHero posted...
easiest 20 mil ever mad.

because im not a racist.

I mean, you could be hetero without being racist. Just saying.
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pauIie
11/26/18 4:30:38 PM
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Zodd3224
11/26/18 4:30:57 PM
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EscapeFromHell posted...
CloneTheHero posted...
easiest 20 mil ever mad.

because im not a racist.

I mean, you could be hetero without being racist. Just saying.


Textbook racism right here
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EscapeFromHell
11/26/18 4:32:26 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
EscapeFromHell posted...
CloneTheHero posted...
easiest 20 mil ever mad.

because im not a racist.

I mean, you could be hetero without being racist. Just saying.


Textbook racism right here

:D
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_Krave_
11/26/18 4:48:01 PM
#31:


Do MtF's count? They're still biologically male.
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DarkChozoGhost
11/26/18 4:49:01 PM
#32:


_Krave_ posted...
Do MtF's count? They're still biologically male.

Nope. FtMs do though, so long as they're fully living as a man.
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_Krave_
11/26/18 4:51:46 PM
#33:


DarkChozoGhost posted...
_Krave_ posted...
Do MtF's count? They're still biologically male.

Nope. FtMs do though, so long as they're fully living as a man.

What if it's mental only? Not all men have penises.
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AvlButtslam
11/26/18 4:54:41 PM
#34:


This is my dream life
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Parappa09
11/26/18 4:55:21 PM
#35:


Touch posted...
Would gladly take it and live a life of luxury with Parappa tbh



take that @MegaTech
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MegaTech
11/26/18 5:23:49 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
Touch posted...
Would gladly take it and live a life of luxury with Parappa tbh



take that @MegaTech

Fine. You can have 1 ceman. Zodd and I get the rest
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Parappa09
11/26/18 6:23:41 PM
#37:


MegaTech posted...
Parappa09 posted...
Touch posted...
Would gladly take it and live a life of luxury with Parappa tbh



take that @MegaTech

Fine. You can have 1 ceman. Zodd and I get the rest

i also want zurkon

maybe cookie if i'm feeling extra thirsty
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Garioshi
11/26/18 6:24:41 PM
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I only go for Black Man Ass anyway, so it's a free $20 million.
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synth_real
11/26/18 7:06:49 PM
#39:


So what's the downside here?
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gguirao
11/29/18 3:17:03 AM
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No deal. I'm not sexually or romantically attracted to other men.
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Parappa09
11/29/18 3:25:30 AM
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synth_real posted...
So what's the downside here?

i like this post
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