Current Events > Scenario: man gets snake bite on his dick, asks you to suck the venom out

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Romulox28
11/28/18 3:36:28 PM
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What do you say? - Results (9 votes)
"Unbuckle those jeans, I'm about to save your life"
22.22% (2 votes)
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"Sorry pal, looks like you're going to have to die."
55.56% (5 votes)
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*spits out dude's load* "What was that you were saying about a snakebite?"
22.22% (2 votes)
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say you are both in a remote area so you cant get to a hospital in time
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HylianFox
11/28/18 3:37:31 PM
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is it a solid snake?
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Nuffinz0rz
11/28/18 3:37:47 PM
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give health cure
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Smashingpmkns
11/28/18 3:38:02 PM
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Why was his dick anywhere near a snake's mouth
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MC_BatCommander
11/28/18 3:38:13 PM
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I would advise that sucking the venom out is a myth and that I'm unfortunately not able to help
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WilliamPorygon
11/28/18 3:40:17 PM
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Snake venom acts quickly enough that sucking out what you can makes little to no difference anyway, according to most of the credible sources I've seen regarding the subject.
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P4wn4g3
11/28/18 3:40:58 PM
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Obviously I'd pee on it instead
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im not 13
11/28/18 3:41:01 PM
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VectorChaos
11/28/18 3:42:58 PM
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Tell him to do helicopter dick and get the venom out with centrifugal force obviously
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