Current Events > scenario: you have to have sex by the end of the year or else you die

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cavalierking
12/04/18 8:18:25 AM
#1:


what happens to you?

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and no, you can't pay for it via prostitutes or escorts or brothels or whatever else

you can't tell of your dilemma for pity sex, either

(and no other loophole bs)

you actually have to be attractive enough to coerce somebody into consenting to doing it with you

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anyway, i'd hella die lol

i'm just... so unattractive, and it gets worse everyday
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Kineth
12/04/18 8:18:52 AM
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I'll still be alive.
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Sunhawk
12/04/18 8:19:37 AM
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Just go to a club and fuck some fat chick.

Problem solved.

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mhbigboss
12/04/18 8:19:39 AM
#4:


I have a gf, which makes this very easy.
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Laserion
12/04/18 8:20:56 AM
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Married, and we like to welcome the New Year doing it, so I'll be alright.
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FF_Redux
12/04/18 8:21:49 AM
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iClockwork
12/04/18 8:22:06 AM
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Never really had a problem getting laid if I really wanted to. I'd be fine.
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Kitt
12/04/18 8:22:45 AM
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SSJCAT
12/04/18 8:22:48 AM
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at first i read by the end of the day and even that is pretty much a guarantee for me but by the end of the year? lol im not dyin
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Middle hope
12/04/18 8:22:58 AM
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Yeah this isnt hard
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Number090684
12/04/18 8:26:11 AM
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lol What problem?
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cavalierking
12/04/18 8:27:27 AM
#12:


sex-having bastards

;.;
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Number090684
12/04/18 8:28:58 AM
#13:


cavalierking posted...
sex-having bastards

;.;


I'm sorry bruv. Hopefully you'll find a good partner one day.
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Hairy-man
12/04/18 8:30:25 AM
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No problem.
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apocalyptic_4
12/04/18 8:35:02 AM
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This would be more interesting if it had to be with someone new
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