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Johnny_Nutcase
12/07/18 2:35:05 AM
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Had to yank that bastard out. It didn't go all the way through so should I worry about rabies?
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Pancake
12/07/18 2:37:02 AM
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some rando on CE is going to give you peace of mind on that?
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/07/18 2:37:54 AM
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Pancake posted...
some rando on CE is going to give you peace of mind on that?


I'm lookin for some witty banter. You're one of those people who JUST DON'T GET IT.
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Reis
12/07/18 2:38:37 AM
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this is what happens you drink uncontrollably
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Zack_Attackv1
12/07/18 2:39:21 AM
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MabusIncarnate
12/07/18 2:39:30 AM
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The alcohol in your blood will prevent any disease or infection. It's like an immune system super drink.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/07/18 2:39:37 AM
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Reis posted...
this is what happens you drink uncontrollably


It's still controlled drinking and it could have happened drunk or sober SIR!
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/07/18 2:39:42 AM
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Enjoy your tetanus
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/07/18 2:40:21 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
The alcohol in your blood will prevent any disease or infection. It's like an immune system super drink.


I hear that. It's probably why I haven't been sick in over a year too.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/07/18 2:43:23 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Enjoy your tetanus


I pulled out really early so it didn't go all the way through. I definitely felt it though. That just goes to show you how sharp I am while drunk.
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nevershine
12/07/18 2:46:34 AM
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Ban nails
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/07/18 2:48:14 AM
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nevershine posted...
Ban nails


Actually i'm a little fucked up by it, because that nail came out of something. Ehhh I'll figure it out tomorrow.
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Reis
12/07/18 2:51:52 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Enjoy your tetanus


I pulled out really early so it didn't go all the way through. I definitely felt it though. That just goes to show you how sharp I am while drunk.

if you were sharp you wouldn't have stepped on a nail
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/07/18 2:54:06 AM
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Reis posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Enjoy your tetanus


I pulled out really early so it didn't go all the way through. I definitely felt it though. That just goes to show you how sharp I am while drunk.

if you were sharp you wouldn't have stepped on a nail


If you were sharp you would sit the FUCK DOWN.
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