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eggcorn 12/07/18 2:18:05 PM #1:	they Also not acceptable: Santas or Christmas items (clipart) on worksheets Christmas trees in classrooms Elf on the Shelf thats Christmas-related Singing Christmas Carols Playing Christmas music Sending a Scholastic book that is a Christmas book thats Christmas-related Making a Christmas ornament as a gift This assumes that the family has a Christmas tree which assumes they celebrate Christmas. I challenge the thought of, Well they can just hang it somewhere else. Candy Cane thats Christmas-related. Historically, the shape is a J for Jesus. The red is for the blood of Christ, and the white is a symbol of his resurrection. This would also include different colored candy canes. Red/Green items traditional Christmas colors Reindeer Christmas videos/movies and/or characters from Christmas movies https://myfox8.com/2018/12/07/elementary-school-principal-reportedly-bans-candy-canes-says-j-shape-stands-for-jesus/ --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:913722479] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>they Also not acceptable: Santas or Christmas items (clipart) on worksheets Christmas trees in classrooms Elf on the Shelf thats Christmas-related Singing Christmas Carols Playing Christmas music Sending a Scholastic book that is a Christmas book thats Christmas-related Making a Christmas ornament as a gift This assumes that the family has a Christmas tree which assumes they celebrate Christmas. I challenge the thought of, Well they can just hang it somewhere else. Candy Cane thats Christmas-related. Historically, the shape is a J for Jesus. The red is for the blood of Christ, and the white is a symbol of his resurrection. This would also include different colored candy canes. Red/Green items traditional Christmas colors Reindeer Christmas videos/movies and/or characters from Christmas movies https://myfox8.com/2018/12/07/elementary-school-principal-reportedly-bans-candy-canes-says-j-shape-stands-for-jesus/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 12/07/18 2:19:52 PM #2:	I would ban them because of how easy it is to accidentally turn them into a weapon. Seriously, you're just sucking on a candy cane and suddenly you have a shiv --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:913722577] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>I would ban them because of how easy it is to accidentally turn them into a weapon. Seriously, you're just sucking on a candy cane and suddenly you have a shiv</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 12/07/18 2:21:24 PM #3:	eston posted... I would ban them because of how easy it is to accidentally turn them into a weapon. Seriously, you're just sucking on a candy cane and suddenly you have a shiv That's true. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:913722652] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>I would ban them because of how easy it is to accidentally turn them into a weapon. Seriously, you're just sucking on a candy cane and suddenly you have a shiv</quote> That's true.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 12/07/18 2:22:16 PM #4:	My solution Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned. --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:913722697] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>My solution Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 12/07/18 2:26:49 PM #5:	eston posted... I would ban them because of how easy it is to accidentally turn them into a weapon. Seriously, you're just sucking on a candy cane and suddenly you have a shiv It's an elementary school. If any of them think that way they could just use a pencil for that. --- The 17th King of the State of K <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:913722925] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>I would ban them because of how easy it is to accidentally turn them into a weapon. Seriously, you're just sucking on a candy cane and suddenly you have a shiv</quote> It's an elementary school. If any of them think that way they could just use a pencil for that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 12/07/18 2:27:49 PM #6:	I'm so glad I grew up in a different era. --- Currently playing: RDR2 (ps4) Castlevania 4 (snes), Spiderman (ps4), Resident Evil (xbone) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:913722980] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>I'm so glad I grew up in a different era.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delta_F14 12/07/18 2:29:26 PM #7:	The War on Christmas continues. --- http://conniptions.gives/ <cite>Delta_F14 posted [p:913723072] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>The War on Christmas continues.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AvantgardeAClue 12/07/18 2:29:36 PM #8:	Any school that doesn't allow A Charlie Brown Christmas in it is probably run by Scrooge himself --- Sometimes I say things and I'm not voice acting. <cite>AvantgardeAClue posted [p:913723079] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>Any school that doesn't allow A Charlie Brown Christmas in it is probably run by Scrooge himself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 12/07/18 2:40:40 PM #9:	Damn_Underscore posted... My solution Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned. As long as there's no red or green in the pics. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:913723705] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>My solution Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned.</quote> As long as there's no red or green in the pics.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X-Pac_Heat 12/07/18 2:42:59 PM #10:	Just another day in a war on Christmas with no end... --- https://i.imgtc.com/A1yWxZr.jpg <cite>X-Pac_Heat posted [p:913723850] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>Just another day in a war on Christmas with no end...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 12/07/18 2:48:42 PM #11:	eggcorn posted... Damn_Underscore posted... My solution Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned. As long as there's no red or green in the pics. It says no red or green objects, so just print papers with those things on them. Then it may be a paper with a red/green object on it, but it's not a red/green object --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:913724231] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>My solution Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned.</quote> As long as there's no red or green in the pics.</quote> It says no red or green objects, so just print papers with those things on them. Then it may be a paper with a red/green object on it, but it's not a red/green object</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 12/07/18 2:51:37 PM #12:	Damn_Underscore posted... eggcorn posted... Damn_Underscore posted... My solution Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned. As long as there's no red or green in the pics. It says no red or green objects, so just print papers with those things on them. Then it may be a paper with a red/green object on it, but it's not a red/green object items --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:913724405] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>My solution Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned.</quote> As long as there's no red or green in the pics.</quote> It says no red or green objects, so just print papers with those things on them. Then it may be a paper with a red/green object on it, but it's not a red/green object</quote> items</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 12/07/18 2:53:05 PM #13:	A paper with a picture on it is still not a red/green item. --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:913724504] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>A paper with a picture on it is still not a red/green item.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 12/07/18 2:54:59 PM #14:	Damn_Underscore posted... A paper with a picture on it is still not a red/green item. Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:913724632] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>A paper with a picture on it is still not a red/green item.</quote> Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 12/08/18 1:38:55 AM #15:	merry christmas --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:913754418] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>merry christmas</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Wheelman1 12/08/18 2:04:37 AM #16:	eston posted... I would ban them because of how easy it is to accidentally turn them into a weapon. Seriously, you're just sucking on a candy cane and suddenly you have a shiv Very true. --- XBox Live GT: MastaMez PSN: KoolMez The Topic Killer \_0_/ <cite>The Wheelman1 posted [p:913755115] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>I would ban them because of how easy it is to accidentally turn them into a weapon. Seriously, you're just sucking on a candy cane and suddenly you have a shiv</quote> Very true.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
smoliske 12/08/18 2:09:32 AM #17:	CJayC is still wreaking havoc I see <cite>smoliske posted [p:913755248] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>CJayC is still wreaking havoc I see</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EternalDivide 12/08/18 2:17:01 AM #18:	SauI_Goodman posted... I'm so glad I grew up in a different era. This. The world is simply disgusting these days. --- FFVII Remake: A disaster in the making. I'll laugh at whatever I find funny whether you like it or not. <cite>EternalDivide posted [p:913755451] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>SauI_Goodman posted...</cite> <quote>I'm so glad I grew up in a different era.</quote> This. The world is simply disgusting these days.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bruce_Somali 12/08/18 2:20:57 AM #19:	KStateKing17 posted... eston posted... I would ban them because of how easy it is to accidentally turn them into a weapon. Seriously, you're just sucking on a candy cane and suddenly you have a shiv It's an elementary school. If any of them think that way they could just use a pencil for that. Candy canes are better. After stabbing a bitch, you give it a twist to break it off inside of em and follow it up with a stab to the eye using the remainder of the cane. And that's why I'm never allowed back at Denny's --- Look at me. I'm the Dragon now. <cite>Bruce_Somali posted [p:913755553] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>KStateKing17 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eston posted...</cite> <quote>I would ban them because of how easy it is to accidentally turn them into a weapon. Seriously, you're just sucking on a candy cane and suddenly you have a shiv</quote> It's an elementary school. If any of them think that way they could just use a pencil for that.</quote> Candy canes are better. After stabbing a bitch, you give it a twist to break it off inside of em and follow it up with a stab to the eye using the remainder of the cane. And that's why I'm never allowed back at Denny's</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 12/08/18 2:46:12 AM #20:	Delta_F14 posted... The War on Christmas continues. Bill O'Reilly was right. And we didn't listen. We didn't listen! --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:913756148] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>Delta_F14 posted...</cite> <quote>The War on Christmas continues.</quote> Bill O'Reilly was right. And we didn't listen. We didn't listen!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Esrac 12/08/18 2:47:14 AM #21:	Damn_Underscore posted... eggcorn posted... Damn_Underscore posted... My solution Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned. As long as there's no red or green in the pics. It says no red or green objects, so just print papers with those things on them. Then it may be a paper with a red/green object on it, but it's not a red/green object Papers are objects. --- http://steamcommunity.com/id/Esrac/wishlist/ <cite>Esrac posted [p:913756174] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>My solution Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned.</quote> As long as there's no red or green in the pics.</quote> It says no red or green objects, so just print papers with those things on them. Then it may be a paper with a red/green object on it, but it's not a red/green object</quote> Papers are objects.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 12/08/18 2:52:43 AM #22:	Although I will agree that this is quite ridiculous and extreme, the tears of salty Christians are pretty enjoyable so its not all bad --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:913756306] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>Although I will agree that this is quite ridiculous and extreme, the tears of salty Christians are pretty enjoyable so its not all bad</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iron jojo 12/08/18 3:12:22 AM #23:	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... Although I will agree that this is quite ridiculous and extreme, the tears of salty Christians are pretty enjoyable so its not all bad --- vickfan-chucky they hated Jesus homie chuckyhacks-who teh hell is "jesus homie" <cite>iron jojo posted [p:913756789] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted...</cite> <quote>Although I will agree that this is quite ridiculous and extreme, the tears of salty Christians are pretty enjoyable so its not all bad</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HiddenLurker 12/08/18 3:15:31 AM #24:	Ban Christmas break? No? --- [Insert tired meme here] <cite>HiddenLurker posted [p:913756869] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>Ban Christmas break? No?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/08/18 3:17:09 AM #25:	Oh yay my city is making national news for something fucking stupid again First a drunk lady sneaks into the zoo to pet a tiger and gets her hand ripped off and now the fucking Grinch is in charge of a school --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:913756901] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>Oh yay my city is making national news for something fucking stupid again First a drunk lady sneaks into the zoo to pet a tiger and gets her hand ripped off and now the fucking Grinch is in charge of a school</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 12/08/18 10:56:13 AM #26:	Esrac posted... Damn_Underscore posted... eggcorn posted... Damn_Underscore posted... My solution Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned. As long as there's no red or green in the pics. It says no red or green objects, so just print papers with those things on them. Then it may be a paper with a red/green object on it, but it's not a red/green object Papers are objects. they are not red/green objects though, at least printer paper isn't Like imagine if you had a shirt with a large pepsi logo on it. The shirt has the red/blue pepsi logo in it but it's still its own color. --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:913767541] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>Esrac posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote><cite>eggcorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>My solution Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned.</quote> As long as there's no red or green in the pics.</quote> It says no red or green objects, so just print papers with those things on them. Then it may be a paper with a red/green object on it, but it's not a red/green object</quote> Papers are objects.</quote> they are not red/green objects though, at least printer paper isn't Like imagine if you had a shirt with a large pepsi logo on it. The shirt has the red/blue pepsi logo in it but it's still its own color.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 12/08/18 10:57:05 AM #27:	What a fucking blowhard --- God bless us, all of us - even those who shun the light Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Yakuza 4, Skyrim, Paladins <cite>MrMallard posted [p:913767568] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>What a fucking blowhard</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__aCEr__ 12/08/18 11:01:32 AM #29:	littlebro07 posted... Oh yay my city is making national news for something fucking stupid again First a drunk lady sneaks into the zoo to pet a tiger and gets her hand ripped off and now the fucking Grinch is in charge of a school Well then I know what to do with all the unused candy canes. Candy cane hook hands. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:913767747] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote>Oh yay my city is making national news for something fucking stupid again First a drunk lady sneaks into the zoo to pet a tiger and gets her hand ripped off and now the fucking Grinch is in charge of a school</quote> Well then I know what to do with all the unused candy canes. Candy cane hook hands.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eggcorn 12/08/18 2:14:43 PM #30:	oof --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content. <cite>eggcorn posted [p:913775778] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote>oof</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LastTomorrow 12/08/18 2:17:23 PM #31:	HiddenLurker posted... Ban Christmas break? No? It would be winter break. --- Waffle waffle waffle <cite>LastTomorrow posted [p:913775922] in An element... [t:77278573]...</cite> <quote><cite>HiddenLurker posted...</cite> <quote>Ban Christmas break? No?</quote> It would be winter break.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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