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remember that epiode of everybody loves raymond where deborah created a character named pete za
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I always thought that pizza wasn't the worst thing in the world for you to eat. It's not fried, has a good distribution of macronutrients and is high in various vitamins and minerals as well. Obviously the calorie count can be quite high and most of the meats are processed so not the kind of thing you want to be eating every day, but as an occasional treat? Not so bad.
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I have some news for you health nuts!

I always have said it, pizza is probably the healthiest thing you can eat. Let's break it down.

- We need bread, pizza has bread.
- We need dairy, pizza has dairy
- We need vegetables, pizza has vegetables (tomatoes are vegetables, don't @ me)
- We need fruit, if it's a good pizza, pizza doesn't have fruit.
- We need protein, if it's not some basic pizza, pizza has protein.
- We need some oil and fat, pizza has oil and fat!

Are you really going to tell me pizza is unhealthy for you? I dare you to tell me that, I dare you with your scrawny little Kale arms that pizza is actually unhealthy.
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@PiOverlord

Tomatoes are fruits :3
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...

@PiOverlord

Tomatoes are fruits :3

The Supreme Court agrees with me. They are the most Supreme of courts, and to argue with them is foolish to say the least.
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Scientistific definition trumps a subjective and incorrect ruling. Its just another common misconception, like that cucumbers, beans, and peas are vegetables too...
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do you think young people when they come across that image will take it out of context and think Pizza Hut was lying to consumers lol
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Well yeah, pizza is a vegetable, after all
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PiOverlord posted...

- We need bread, pizza has bread.

Bread is poison.
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YukihoHagiwara posted...

remember that epiode of everybody loves raymond where deborah created a character named pete za

She told you about Pete Za?!
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Theres no way Americanized Pizza is good for you.

Now if you get a pie from Italy, thats a different story.
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Ultima Dragon posted...

I always thought that pizza wasn't the worst thing in the world for you to eat. It's not fried, has a good distribution of macronutrients and is high in various vitamins and minerals as well. Obviously the calorie count can be quite high and most of the meats are processed so not the kind of thing you want to be eating every day, but as an occasional treat? Not so bad.

Really the only things making it unhealthy are the abundance of carbs and potentially the grease.

PiOverlord posted...

I have some news for you health nuts!

I always have said it, pizza is probably the healthiest thing you can eat. Let's break it down.

- We need bread, pizza has bread.
- We need dairy, pizza has dairy
- We need vegetables, pizza has vegetables (tomatoes are vegetables, don't @ me)
- We need fruit, if it's a good pizza, pizza doesn't have fruit.
- We need protein, if it's not some basic pizza, pizza has protein.
- We need some oil and fat, pizza has oil and fat!

Are you really going to tell me pizza is unhealthy for you? I dare you to tell me that, I dare you with your scrawny little Kale arms that pizza is actually unhealthy.

Burgers are perfect foods!! :O

fuzzylittlbunny posted...

Scientistific definition trumps a subjective and incorrect ruling. Its just another common misconception, like that cucumbers, beans, and peas are vegetables too...

Scientists were paid by daddy Congress to lie to us. The Supreme Court, and every respectable culinary expert agrees that tomatoes should be classified as vegetables.

pogo_rabid posted...

PiOverlord posted...

- We need bread, pizza has bread.

Bread is poison.

Bread is god's gift to the world. How can it be poison if it is just so damn tasty?

EliteC posted...

PiOverlord posted...

I have some news for you health nuts!

I always have said it, pizza is probably the healthiest thing you can eat. Let's break it down.

- We need bread, pizza has bread.
- We need dairy, pizza has dairy
- We need vegetables, pizza has vegetables (tomatoes are vegetables, don't @ me)
- We need fruit, if it's a good pizza, pizza doesn't have fruit.
- We need protein, if it's not some basic pizza, pizza has protein.
- We need some oil and fat, pizza has oil and fat!

Are you really going to tell me pizza is unhealthy for you? I dare you to tell me that, I dare you with your scrawny little Kale arms that pizza is actually unhealthy.

Burgers are perfect foods!! :O

Not quite as perfect as pizza.
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From 1977.

I loled.
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