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Hairy-man
12/09/18 10:39:36 AM
#1:


Every single profile you stumble on says I love dogs!

Or Likes: Probably your dog

Or even this outrageous statement, To be honest, Im more interested in your dog!

And Im not even kidding. Dogs are in every single profile
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SSJGrimReaper
12/09/18 10:40:36 AM
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imagine getting cucked by some scooby doo lookin' motherfucker
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solosnake
12/09/18 10:40:42 AM
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Which dog are they talking about though?
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Hairy-man
12/09/18 10:42:18 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
imagine getting cucked by some scooby doo lookin' motherfucker


Lmao
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deupd_u
12/09/18 10:42:27 AM
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I really regret not taking photos with my old dog
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Hairy-man
12/09/18 10:42:32 AM
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solosnake posted...
Which dog are they talking about though?


I dunno. Probably a big drooly dog
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SSJGrimReaper
12/09/18 10:43:07 AM
#7:


You matched with @HashtagTartarus
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Hairy-man
12/09/18 10:43:28 AM
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Im going to screenshot some profiles
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treewojima
12/09/18 10:43:29 AM
#9:


The average man is unfuckable

The average woman gets blasted by limitless dog dick
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RoboLaserGandhi
12/09/18 10:46:00 AM
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"Dog mom"

"I love traveling"

*pictures of them at the club, a sports game, or at an Instagram tourism hotspot*
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NeuralLaxative
12/09/18 10:48:06 AM
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Hairy-man posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
imagine getting cucked by some scooby doo lookin' motherfucker


Lmao

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Flockaveli
12/09/18 10:51:14 AM
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NeuralLaxative posted...
Hairy-man posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
imagine getting cucked by some scooby doo lookin' motherfucker


Lmao

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Hairy-man
12/09/18 10:52:55 AM
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XqS5886

ADy7tO6

Dembgvi

Just keep in mind, image 2 and 3 are different girls
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SpiralDrift
12/09/18 10:53:34 AM
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treewojima posted...
The average man is unfuckable

The average woman gets blasted by limitless dog dick

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HashtagTartarus
12/09/18 12:18:11 PM
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CircleOfManias
12/09/18 12:19:57 PM
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What do you have against dogs?
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Guide
12/09/18 12:28:08 PM
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This just in: Women like dogs. More at 11.

I mean, who doesn't like dogs? You can't trust someone who doesn't like dogs. It's a good test.
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God_Of_Entirety
12/09/18 12:31:05 PM
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they love dogs about as much as they love travelling aka going on adventures.
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Zanzenburger
12/09/18 12:37:09 PM
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Hairy-man posted...
XqS5886

ADy7tO6

Dembgvi

Just keep in mind, image 2 and 3 are different girls

Girl #3 seems to be pretty clear about what she is looking for. But what are girls #1 and #2 looking for on tinder, since they don't seem to be looking for a relationship based on their bios?
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God_Of_Entirety
12/09/18 12:47:24 PM
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Zanzenburger posted...
Girl #3 seems to be pretty clear about what she is looking for. But what are girls #1 and #2 looking for on tinder, since they don't seem to be looking for a relationship based on their bios?

starts with an a and ends in tension
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Hairy-man
12/09/18 1:19:13 PM
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CircleOfManias posted...
What do you have against dogs?


I have nothing against dogs. But it gets silly. They probably all think they are original
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Zodd3224
12/09/18 1:21:52 PM
#23:


Buy me a puppy Hairy
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Vermander
12/09/18 1:22:27 PM
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It means theyre broads with no personality and there is 90% anything you say to them will get ignored anyways.

Surprisingly enough when I had a picture with my dog, I had a lower amount of matches.
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God_Of_Entirety
12/09/18 1:24:32 PM
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WhinyZach posted...
Most millenial girls have no sense of originality. They like whatever other people tell them to like, do what others do.

it's so annoying trying to find a chick to talk to who isnt basic af. like yall are just copies.
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SauI_Goodman
12/09/18 1:26:45 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
imagine getting cucked by some scooby doo lookin' motherfucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9tou-ImTcg" data-time="

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ghostmess
12/09/18 1:27:08 PM
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God_Of_Entirety posted...
Zanzenburger posted...
Girl #3 seems to be pretty clear about what she is looking for. But what are girls #1 and #2 looking for on tinder, since they don't seem to be looking for a relationship based on their bios?

starts with an a and ends in tension

uhhh
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Space_Man
12/09/18 1:30:48 PM
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ghostmess posted...

uhhh

asymmetric tension??
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RchHomieQuanChi
12/09/18 1:33:47 PM
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Tinder is home to only the most basic bitches.

Don't have to be remotely interesting when thirsty motherfuckers are just gonna swipe right anyway.
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God_Of_Entirety
12/09/18 1:55:19 PM
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Space_Man posted...
ghostmess posted...

uhhh

asymmetric tension??

^
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Hairy-man
12/09/18 2:46:54 PM
#33:


Zodd3224 posted...
Buy me a puppy Hairy


Now this is a guy I would swipe right on. No qualms at all
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Guy_Fieri
12/09/18 2:54:00 PM
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They like things that are hairier than Hairy-man
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