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NotWhiteNinja
12/10/18 8:24:54 PM
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...your mom.
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Nope. I'm totally not the white ninja. You're confusing me with someone else.
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Antifar
12/10/18 8:26:35 PM
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Ayy lmao
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The-19th-Sparta
12/10/18 8:27:14 PM
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How dare you refer to these people with gender specific pronouns.

/patheticsjw
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iPhone_7
12/10/18 8:29:00 PM
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What did you say about my mother?!? Ill have you know that... *copypasta*
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legendarylemur
12/10/18 8:51:08 PM
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Dammit lol I didn't see it coming
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Ryuko_Chan
12/10/18 8:51:33 PM
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Antifar posted...
Ayy lmao

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SpiralDrift
12/10/18 8:52:57 PM
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my mom, you little bitch? I'll have you know she graduated at the top of her Yoga class, and has been involved in numerous instructional videos on youtube, and has over 300 million confirmed subscribers. She is trained in Yoga and holistic medicine and has the top cooking website on the entire Internet. You are nothing to her but just another stain. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which she wipes out filth from carpets, clothes and upholstery, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is starting an anti-bullying hashtag against you and rallying her subscribers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The wash cloth soaked in organic cleaner that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and stuff a bar of soap in your mouth in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her hands. Not only is she extensively trained in Tai Chi and Yoga, but she has access to the entire database of New Age crystals and meditation techniques and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will shit fury all over you and then clean it up like it was never even there. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Bloodychess
12/10/18 8:55:58 PM
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Ryuko_Chan posted...
Antifar posted...
Ayy lmao

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Amenadeel
12/12/18 11:53:39 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my mom, you little bitch? I'll have you know she graduated at the top of her Yoga class, and has been involved in numerous instructional videos on youtube, and has over 300 million confirmed subscribers. She is trained in Yoga and holistic medicine and has the top cooking website on the entire Internet. You are nothing to her but just another stain. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which she wipes out filth from carpets, clothes and upholstery, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is starting an anti-bullying hashtag against you and rallying her subscribers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The wash cloth soaked in organic cleaner that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and stuff a bar of soap in your mouth in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her hands. Not only is she extensively trained in Tai Chi and Yoga, but she has access to the entire database of New Age crystals and meditation techniques and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will shit fury all over you and then clean it up like it was never even there. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

10/10 perfect
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TheAnthraxBunny
12/12/18 11:56:00 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my mom, you little bitch? I'll have you know she graduated at the top of her Yoga class, and has been involved in numerous instructional videos on youtube, and has over 300 million confirmed subscribers. She is trained in Yoga and holistic medicine and has the top cooking website on the entire Internet. You are nothing to her but just another stain. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which she wipes out filth from carpets, clothes and upholstery, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is starting an anti-bullying hashtag against you and rallying her subscribers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The wash cloth soaked in organic cleaner that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and stuff a bar of soap in your mouth in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with her hands. Not only is she extensively trained in Tai Chi and Yoga, but she has access to the entire database of New Age crystals and meditation techniques and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will shit fury all over you and then clean it up like it was never even there. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Bless you.
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OpenlyGator
12/13/18 11:01:18 AM
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go mom, high five
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HydraSlayer82
12/13/18 11:02:58 AM
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Ill admit I laughed.
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