Current Events > Recruiters are the dumbest people in the fucking world

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Veggeta X 12/11/18 3:28:56 PM #1:	"Can we call your current employer as reference for this job we're trying to get for you"? No you fucking dumb shit --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Square Enix Defense Force <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:913954875] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote>"Can we call your current employer as reference for this job we're trying to get for you"? No you fucking dumb shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 12/11/18 3:30:02 PM #2:	"why do you want this job" so i can get paid you dumb fuck --- https://i.imgtc.com/PruZV73.png https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:913954943] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote>"why do you want this job" so i can get paid you dumb fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 12/11/18 3:32:17 PM #3:	How much do you want to be compensated for? --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:913955062] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote>How much do you want to be compensated for?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
0AbsoluteZero0 12/11/18 3:32:56 PM #4:	Still not as bad as brainless Capcom shills tbh --- -The Admirable <cite>0AbsoluteZero0 posted [p:913955110] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote>Still not as bad as brainless Capcom shills tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FursonaNonGrata 12/11/18 3:37:55 PM #5:	Thought this was gonna be about military recruiters and I was gonna agree <cite>FursonaNonGrata posted [p:913955408] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote>Thought this was gonna be about military recruiters and I was gonna agree</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 12/11/18 3:39:37 PM #6:	FursonaNonGrata posted... Thought this was gonna be about military recruiters and I was gonna agree My recruiter was such a dick. He screwed me out of being PFC in boot camp. --- I'll be riding shotgun, underneath the hot sun, Feeling like a someone. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:913955497] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote><cite>FursonaNonGrata posted...</cite> <quote>Thought this was gonna be about military recruiters and I was gonna agree</quote> My recruiter was such a dick. He screwed me out of being PFC in boot camp.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 12/11/18 3:47:47 PM #7:	"Here I can see that you like doing X, well let me schedule an interview where you can apply for a totally different position!" --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:913955968] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote>"Here I can see that you like doing X, well let me schedule an interview where you can apply for a totally different position!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 12/11/18 3:48:25 PM #8:	"how are you feeling today" like I want to get paid you dumb fuck --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:913956011] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote>"how are you feeling today" like I want to get paid you dumb fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kushinadahime 12/11/18 3:48:53 PM #9:	Eh they are a waste of time. --- Why are you reading this? <cite>Kushinadahime posted [p:913956043] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote>Eh they are a waste of time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 12/11/18 3:49:15 PM #10:	I hate how they always want to meet in person. How about fuck off and send them my resume. I don't need to meet you for coffee and tell you what I like to do in my free time... and oh, conveniently ask me if I know anyone else looking for work. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:913956064] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote>I hate how they always want to meet in person. How about fuck off and send them my resume. I don't need to meet you for coffee and tell you what I like to do in my free time... and oh, conveniently ask me if I know anyone else looking for work.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 12/11/18 3:49:42 PM #11:	Heineken14 posted... conveniently ask me if I know anyone else looking for work. This. --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Square Enix Defense Force <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:913956101] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote><cite>Heineken14 posted...</cite> <quote>conveniently ask me if I know anyone else looking for work.</quote> This.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 12/11/18 3:58:26 PM #12:	I guess it depends entirely on what job market you're trying to get into, but if you're trying to get into a prestigious Public Accounting Firm, then meeting a recruiter face to face is incredibly important. They want to not only know you're capable of being able to work 65-80 hours a week during the busy season, but also make sure that your personality is likable and to make sure you really want to help the company. Not to mention these recruiters are also good at catching people who lie on their resume and the purpose they want to call your reference is to make sure your current employer likes you or not (and once again if you're a liar or not). The reason for these recruiters is to make sure the company spends their money on the right candidates. It costs a lot of money to maintain an employer and they want to make sure they're investment has an ROI. --- It's what all true warriors strive for! Switch FC: SW-0575-4758-7878 <cite>Prestoff posted [p:913956584] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote>I guess it depends entirely on what job market you're trying to get into, but if you're trying to get into a prestigious Public Accounting Firm, then meeting a recruiter face to face is incredibly important. They want to not only know you're capable of being able to work 65-80 hours a week during the busy season, but also make sure that your personality is likable and to make sure you really want to help the company. Not to mention these recruiters are also good at catching people who lie on their resume and the purpose they want to call your reference is to make sure your current employer likes you or not (and once again if you're a liar or not). The reason for these recruiters is to make sure the company spends their money on the right candidates. It costs a lot of money to maintain an employer and they want to make sure they're investment has an ROI.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 12/11/18 4:09:17 PM #13:	Recruiter: Your resume shows you've had nearly 10 years of experience designing network infrastructure and managing servers. You'd be perfect for this Tier 1 Helpdesk Support position! --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:913957205] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote>Recruiter: Your resume shows you've had nearly 10 years of experience designing network infrastructure and managing servers. You'd be perfect for this Tier 1 Helpdesk Support position!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 12/11/18 8:50:19 PM #14:	BlazinBlue88 posted... Recruiter: Your resume shows you've had nearly 10 years of experience designing network infrastructure and managing servers. You'd be perfect for this Tier 1 Helpdesk Support position! "You're making 70k a year, we think we could get you pretty close in get as high as 45k!" --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:913971228] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>Recruiter: Your resume shows you've had nearly 10 years of experience designing network infrastructure and managing servers. You'd be perfect for this Tier 1 Helpdesk Support position!</quote> "You're making 70k a year, we think we could get you pretty close in get as high as 45k!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 12/11/18 11:58:52 PM #15:	Heineken14 posted... BlazinBlue88 posted... Recruiter: Your resume shows you've had nearly 10 years of experience designing network infrastructure and managing servers. You'd be perfect for this Tier 1 Helpdesk Support position! "You're making 70k a year, we think we could get you pretty close in get as high as 45k!" Spot on. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:913980145] in Recruiters... [t:77292689]...</cite> <quote><cite>Heineken14 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BlazinBlue88 posted...</cite> <quote>Recruiter: Your resume shows you've had nearly 10 years of experience designing network infrastructure and managing servers. You'd be perfect for this Tier 1 Helpdesk Support position!</quote> "You're making 70k a year, we think we could get you pretty close in get as high as 45k!"</quote> Spot on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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