Current Events > If you pee'd in the shower every time you used it, you'd save 4.5 hours

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HagenEx
12/14/18 2:22:11 AM
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Every year. Assuming it takes you about 45 seconds to piss and also assuming you shower once a day everyday.

That's 4 and a half hours you could spend playing Fortnite, listening to Lil Xan or watching DC Titans.

Think about it.
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glitteringfairy
12/14/18 2:24:08 AM
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Is this assuming you only piss once a day?
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catboy0_0
12/14/18 2:24:42 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Is this assuming you only piss once a day?

when you're not in the shower, pee outside while having a smoke
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HagenEx
12/14/18 2:26:30 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Is this assuming you only piss once a day?


No, this is assuming you piss everytime you shower. How many times you pee is irrelevant.

Think about it, you could be watching shitty anime your friends recommend, or watching Amy Schumer standup, or even listen to Sway in the morning.
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Zikten
12/14/18 2:33:24 AM
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I would never pee in the shower. that's gross
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SpiralDrift
12/14/18 2:41:51 AM
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Some days I hit it dead on into the drain and all is good and beautiful in the world. Other days I just stand there all but dead, arms dangling sadly at my sides as it splashes at my feet like a rogue water hose. The way one pees in the shower is perhaps a greater question than whether it is done or not. I can't think of a better way to measure one's overall state of mind.
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DD Divine
12/14/18 2:55:25 AM
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Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
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snowman9267
12/14/18 3:02:12 AM
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Imagine listening to Lil Xan
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Kaiganeer
12/14/18 3:49:40 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Other days I just stand there all but dead, arms dangling sadly at my sides as it splashes at my feet like a rogue water hose.

imagine my disbelief after finding a post on ce that i could relate to
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