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PokemonExpert44
12/14/18 1:08:57 PM
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tell me if this has happened to you lately
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solosnake
12/14/18 1:09:31 PM
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been too long, been meaning to boot back up the dating apps, but my motivation and depression been kicking my ass
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PokemonExpert44
12/14/18 2:49:22 PM
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bump
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Harpie
12/14/18 2:51:39 PM
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Out of luck over here
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Forlorn_Ass
12/14/18 2:52:26 PM
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solosnake posted...
been too long, been meaning to boot back up the dating apps, but my motivation and depression been kicking my ass


This right here
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JTilly
12/14/18 2:52:35 PM
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Its been almost 2 years man
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Esrac
12/14/18 2:52:52 PM
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I had sex with my wife two days ago.
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Doctor Foxx
12/14/18 2:53:41 PM
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It has been over a month and it's gonna be a few more months

Damn you distance
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Guide
12/14/18 2:53:57 PM
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I'm probably not having sex right now, but you can't be sure.
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PokemonExpert44
12/14/18 2:54:11 PM
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Esrac posted...
I had sex with my wife two days ago.


So did I, dude, so did I..
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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/14/18 2:54:25 PM
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I boned the next poster
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YookaLaylee
12/14/18 2:56:23 PM
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FF_Redux
12/14/18 2:58:17 PM
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voldothegr8
12/14/18 2:59:32 PM
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Last night. Crawled into bed after a night of Smash action and the wife reached over and started playing with it. So I had some more smash action to cap the night off.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
12/14/18 3:00:30 PM
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jeffhardyb0yz posted...
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Of course it had to be me

damn right and it was the best night of our lives
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
12/14/18 3:00:56 PM
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Ambience
12/14/18 3:01:25 PM
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I live with my girlfriend, so it's pretty often
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
12/14/18 3:01:53 PM
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Ambience posted...
I live with my girlfriend, so it's pretty often


Same here with my wife
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Holy_Pumpkin
12/14/18 3:02:06 PM
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Banged gf a couple days ago. If I don't bang today I'll hear "when was the last time we had sex?" and if I hear dat for the 3rd time im ded. she hot i just tired after work and gym but man i love eating her dirty butthole great googly moogly
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MedeaLysistrata
12/14/18 3:03:13 PM
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unfortunately, sex is not in my wheelhouse
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PokemonExpert44
12/14/18 3:37:19 PM
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MedeaLysistrata posted...
unfortunately, sex is not in my wheelhouse


??????

Then what is?

???????
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MedeaLysistrata
12/14/18 3:37:55 PM
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PokemonExpert44 posted...
MedeaLysistrata posted...
unfortunately, sex is not in my wheelhouse


??????

Then what is?

???????

smoking
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Lost_All_Senses
12/14/18 3:41:32 PM
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How many years ago can it be to still be considered recently?
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Muffinz0rz
12/14/18 3:46:09 PM
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I made out with a chick I've been seeing recently and she made it pretty clear she wants to spend the night next time, unfortunately she works all weekend so idk if it'll happen for another week or so

Prior to that though I smashed a chick in July/August or so and she promptly told me she got a positive test for chlaymidia so that was fun (my test came back clean though)
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KogaSteelfang
12/14/18 4:06:53 PM
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Never have, almost certainly never will.
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mattnd2007
12/14/18 4:11:46 PM
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May of 2015. If I gave a damn I could get some. Probably not like prime poon or anything, but some.
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Bloodychess
12/14/18 8:55:36 PM
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About 20 minutes ago
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