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Green.
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You know what color is popular for babies these days?

Do you? Do you know? Have any guesses, maybe? Something pastel? Maybe blue or pink? A soft yellow? Even pale green?

Come on now, keep guessing. Keep on guessing. Because really as long as you have a brain you're pretty much incapable of coming up with a color that's as colossally bad for babies as what is the overwhelmingly most popular baby color in ADCEBBQ 2018. Your brain won't let you do it. It will refuse to be stupid enough to come to this decision.

You know how you have a super hard time opening your eyes and looking into the running water from the shower? How your brain goes NOPE THIS IS STUPID I'M NOT LETTING YOU DO THIS? See, this same reflex is what will give you a difficult time fathoming what a colossally awful color is currently popular for babies.

And here it is. Are you ready? Are you sure? Hold onto something just in case. Take a seat. Ok here we go. The color is none other than

GRAY.

GRAY.

G-R-A-Y GRAY. The non-color. The un-color.

See let me tell you about kids. Because as a society we have evidently just forgotten the entite first lile ten years of our lives. See look, kids like colors. They love them. High saturation, bright colors. The brighter the better. Also making lots of noise. It's stimulating to their little senses. It's cheery and fun and generally everything that kids love. Red. Yellow. Blue. Purple. What's the other one? Orange.

I mean look go ask 100 kids on the street what their favorite color is. If you can avoid getting arrested, 0 are going to say gray. Because it's not a kid color. And it's also not a baby color. Because babies are just kid kids. Banies are to kids as kids are to adults. So what they need is even broghter colors. I guess. I don't know.

But I kniw this much, if you give birth to a baby and put it in agray crib in a gray room with gray colors he's going to hate it. Bevause he's a dang baby and gray is an awfil baby colod. Look bsby, everything is hray and moral relativism which is bullcrap and everyone knows it is true elbracev egg your own mediocrity and become wons with the nlunnatural blandness if what is i that is ireal8tyv
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Teal
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Purple.
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