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cmiller4642 12/19/18 12:26:30 AM #1:	He will give you 4 shots to your ribs and finish it with a shot to your jaw. You will be suspended so you cant go limp. Hes going to hit you 100% like hes fighting you in a title fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRwJyQtQ2Fo" data-time=" <cite>cmiller4642 posted [p:914370397] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>He will give you 4 shots to your ribs and finish it with a shot to your jaw. You will be suspended so you cant go limp. Hes going to hit you 100% like hes fighting you in a title fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRwJyQtQ2Fo" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DavidWong 12/19/18 12:27:00 AM #2:	Can I at least dry and defend myself? Cause I'll be out cold from the first punch otherwise --- COOK WITH A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL JUST TO DRINK OUT THE DRIP TRAY <cite>DavidWong posted [p:914370421] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>Can I at least dry and defend myself? Cause I'll be out cold from the first punch otherwise</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 12/19/18 12:28:21 AM #3:	So just body shots and I have to do this without passing out? Honestly think I could take it ~~at least for the money I would >_>~~ --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:914370458] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>So just body shots and I have to do this without passing out? Honestly think I could take it at least for the money I would >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 12/19/18 12:28:30 AM #4:	Deal, I'd pay him $1,000 for every punch to be light jabs. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:914370462] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>Deal, I'd pay him $1,000 for every punch to be light jabs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anony1125 12/19/18 12:29:56 AM #5:	Deal. I bring heavy clothes and a helmet, and insist that he covers his hands with pillows. --- Feeling really good. <cite>Anony1125 posted [p:914370497] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>Deal. I bring heavy clothes and a helmet, and insist that he covers his hands with pillows.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rikiaz 12/19/18 12:30:43 AM #6:	I'd probably die. --- From the depths, the thing they called Worm King did rise. Nirn itself did scream in the Mages' and Necromancers' war. <cite>Rikiaz posted [p:914370526] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably die.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cmiller4642 12/19/18 12:33:41 AM #7:	Anony1125 posted... Deal. I bring heavy clothes and a helmet, and insist that he covers his hands with pillows. There is no reasoning or protection. This is like you insulted his dead mother to his face <cite>cmiller4642 posted [p:914370613] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote><cite>Anony1125 posted...</cite> <quote>Deal. I bring heavy clothes and a helmet, and insist that he covers his hands with pillows.</quote> There is no reasoning or protection. This is like you insulted his dead mother to his face</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 12/19/18 12:37:13 AM #8:	The jaw shot is the deal breaker. I could weather the body shots just fine (aka not die), but he'd knock my jaw off. --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:914370730] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>The jaw shot is the deal breaker. I could weather the body shots just fine (aka not die), but he'd knock my jaw off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rikiaz 12/19/18 12:37:55 AM #9:	cmiller4642 posted... This is like you insulted his dead mother to his face So he'll just straight up murder about 99% of CE. --- From the depths, the thing they called Worm King did rise. Nirn itself did scream in the Mages' and Necromancers' war. <cite>Rikiaz posted [p:914370756] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote><cite>cmiller4642 posted...</cite> <quote>This is like you insulted his dead mother to his face</quote> So he'll just straight up murder about 99% of CE.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE FOSTER 12/19/18 12:40:20 AM #10:	dude he would rupture all your organs would not be worth it --- https://imgtc.com/i/HXEuaL9.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/xZ5hGDm.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/UZiqG9l.jpg <cite>CADE FOSTER posted [p:914370833] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>dude he would rupture all your organs would not be worth it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 12/19/18 12:41:17 AM #11:	Does my family get the money if I die? --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:914370871] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>Does my family get the money if I die?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 12/19/18 12:43:49 AM #12:	Okay, but only if the Punch Out theme is playing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE8vKLEK6A8" data-time=" <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:914370942] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>Okay, but only if the Punch Out theme is playing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE8vKLEK6A8" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kayoticdreamz 12/19/18 12:44:04 AM #13:	Is he wearing gloves or not? That significantly changes this question lol <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:914370951] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>Is he wearing gloves or not? That significantly changes this question lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thaddeus_J_Pibb 12/19/18 12:48:22 AM #14:	Anony1125 posted... Deal. I bring heavy clothes and a helmet, and insist that he covers his hands with pillows. Even with a helmet, he's gonna ring your fucking bell pretty good --- When little boys don't get 8 hours of sleep, their glands emit a pleasant berry smell that attracts pedophiles. <cite>Thaddeus_J_Pibb posted [p:914371113] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote><cite>Anony1125 posted...</cite> <quote>Deal. I bring heavy clothes and a helmet, and insist that he covers his hands with pillows.</quote> Even with a helmet, he's gonna ring your fucking bell pretty good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 12/19/18 12:53:12 AM #15:	https://www.thrillist.com/culture/how-hard-could-mike-tyson-punch-measuring-punching-force-and-equivalents Yikes --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:914371275] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>https://www.thrillist.com/culture/how-hard-could-mike-tyson-punch-measuring-punching-force-and-equivalents Yikes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerKhan420 12/19/18 1:02:01 AM #16:	Yeah that Tyson who destroyed spinks was the pinnacle of his career. I'd do it, I'd be scared because I saw what an untaped, unwrapped and gloveless Tyson could do because Mitch green looked like shit with a giant gash on his face and swollen. 300k though that's untaxed? That's a house and a car, I'd go for it even if the pain last a week. --- "I know how the business works because I'm a wrestling fan"-hulkhogan1 <cite>KillerKhan420 posted [p:914371547] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>Yeah that Tyson who destroyed spinks was the pinnacle of his career. I'd do it, I'd be scared because I saw what an untaped, unwrapped and gloveless Tyson could do because Mitch green looked like shit with a giant gash on his face and swollen. 300k though that's untaxed? That's a house and a car, I'd go for it even if the pain last a week.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hummer 2 12/19/18 1:04:02 AM #17:	300,000 for a concussion and broken ribs nah <cite>Hummer 2 posted [p:914371603] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>300,000 for a concussion and broken ribs nah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PIITB415 12/19/18 1:05:39 AM #18:	KillerKhan420 posted... Yeah that Tyson who destroyed spinks was the pinnacle of his career. I'd do it, I'd be scared because I saw what an untaped, unwrapped and gloveless Tyson could do because Mitch green looked like shit with a giant gash on his face and swollen. 300k though that's untaxed? That's a house and a car, I'd go for it even if the pain last a week. A house and a car for $300k wtf do you live? 300k is what a lot of people make here on average --- https://imgur.com/VawbBVM https://imgur.com/6Si4h <cite>PIITB415 posted [p:914371657] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote><cite>KillerKhan420 posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah that Tyson who destroyed spinks was the pinnacle of his career. I'd do it, I'd be scared because I saw what an untaped, unwrapped and gloveless Tyson could do because Mitch green looked like shit with a giant gash on his face and swollen. 300k though that's untaxed? That's a house and a car, I'd go for it even if the pain last a week.</quote> A house and a car for $300k wtf do you live? 300k is what a lot of people make here on average</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HiddenLurker 12/19/18 1:05:39 AM #19:	Only if medical bills are covered. --- [Insert tired meme here] <cite>HiddenLurker posted [p:914371658] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>Only if medical bills are covered.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zerocide 12/19/18 1:07:24 AM #20:	Yeah I'll do it... as soon as I hire someone to pretend to be me to soak the blows. --- "Grand Upper!" - Axel Stone http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=618079256 <cite>Zerocide posted [p:914371703] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>Yeah I'll do it... as soon as I hire someone to pretend to be me to soak the blows.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 12/19/18 1:08:56 AM #21:	PIITB415 posted... A house and a car for $300k wtf do you live? 300k is what a lot of people make here on average wtf do you live that 300k is an average pay? --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:914371743] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote><cite>PIITB415 posted...</cite> <quote> A house and a car for $300k wtf do you live? 300k is what a lot of people make here on average</quote> wtf do you live that 300k is an average pay?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
superman 2000 12/19/18 1:14:38 AM #22:	Funny I JUST asked a friend if he would go a one-minute round with Mike Tyson for a million dollars. SPOILERS ...he said fuck no. --- I don't hold grudges. Let's vehemently argue today and casually have a beer together tomorrow. <cite>superman 2000 posted [p:914371904] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>Funny I JUST asked a friend if he would go a one-minute round with Mike Tyson for a million dollars. SPOILERS ...he said fuck no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HiddenLurker 12/19/18 1:15:32 AM #23:	superman 2000 posted... Funny I JUST asked a friend if he would go a one-minute round with Mike Tyson for a million dollars. SPOILERS ...he said fuck no. Just run to the corner and curl up into a ball. --- [Insert tired meme here] <cite>HiddenLurker posted [p:914371928] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote><cite>superman 2000 posted...</cite> <quote>Funny I JUST asked a friend if he would go a one-minute round with Mike Tyson for a million dollars. SPOILERS ...he said fuck no.</quote> Just run to the corner and curl up into a ball.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 12/19/18 1:15:38 AM #24:	Sure, I trust Mike --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:914371930] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>Sure, I trust Mike</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rikiaz 12/19/18 2:32:18 AM #25:	PIITB415 posted... KillerKhan420 posted... Yeah that Tyson who destroyed spinks was the pinnacle of his career. I'd do it, I'd be scared because I saw what an untaped, unwrapped and gloveless Tyson could do because Mitch green looked like shit with a giant gash on his face and swollen. 300k though that's untaxed? That's a house and a car, I'd go for it even if the pain last a week. A house and a car for $300k wtf do you live? 300k is what a lot of people make here on average What site do you think you're on? --- From the depths, the thing they called Worm King did rise. Nirn itself did scream in the Mages' and Necromancers' war. <cite>Rikiaz posted [p:914374126] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote><cite>PIITB415 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KillerKhan420 posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah that Tyson who destroyed spinks was the pinnacle of his career. I'd do it, I'd be scared because I saw what an untaped, unwrapped and gloveless Tyson could do because Mitch green looked like shit with a giant gash on his face and swollen. 300k though that's untaxed? That's a house and a car, I'd go for it even if the pain last a week.</quote> A house and a car for $300k wtf do you live? 300k is what a lot of people make here on average</quote> What site do you think you're on?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
catboy0_0 12/19/18 2:33:20 AM #26:	I'd prbably have brain damage from that so no --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee <cite>catboy0_0 posted [p:914374143] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>I'd prbably have brain damage from that so no</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Wombat 12/19/18 2:35:12 AM #27:	Vicious_Dios posted... Deal, I'd pay him $1,000 for every punch to be light jabs. I don't think Tyson needs your $5K... Anyway, make it $350,000 to cover my hospital bills, and ill take that shit all day. <cite>Lord_Wombat posted [p:914374185] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>Deal, I'd pay him $1,000 for every punch to be light jabs.</quote> I don't think Tyson needs your $5K... Anyway, make it $350,000 to cover my hospital bills, and ill take that shit all day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 12/19/18 2:38:00 AM #28:	Hell no! --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:914374250] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>Hell no!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 12/19/18 2:41:40 AM #29:	didnt tyson say that with every punch he threw, he aimed to kill? fuck that --- https://imgur.com/oQHLBrx https://imgur.com/ah5IE8D https://imgur.com/USV84z9 https://imgur.com/PSjlohO <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:914374354] in $300k but ... [t:77315635]...</cite> <quote>didnt tyson say that with every punch he threw, he aimed to kill? fuck that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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