Current Events > Bot created Rudy Giuliani interview after it watches 1000 hours of interviews

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CE-Asked4This
12/21/18 3:43:17 PM
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RUDY GIULIANI INTERVIEW

INT. NEWS RESTAURANT

A NEWS TALKER sits at a desk across from RUDY GIULIANI, former mayor of 9/11.

NEWS TALKER: "Mr. Giuliani, you are President Tromp's law dad. Is he collusion?"

RUDY GIULIANI: "If he is, that is not a crime! There are no crimes. Crimes died in 1995. I New Yorked them to death."

NEWS TALKER: "But what about the hush money paid to the tall beauty girls?"

RUDY GIULIANI: "Not crime! Stormdrain Daniels is pathetic! I've been twice as hot."

*Rudy Giuliani chugs a sip from a mug of Russia*

NEWS TALKER: "Will the Trump pardon President Bush back to life?"

RUDY GIULIANI: "Nobody knows what happens ever! There are men made of glue. Nobody talks about it. Not you. Not me. Not you. Not me. Only me. And you."

*Rudy Giuliani puts on his glasses. He now sees less*

NEWS TALKER: "One source says Trump met with a leak of raccoons for a disgusting amount of time. Drawings exist."

RUDY GIULIANI: "Raccoons are not crimes! Obama basketballed a raccoon. Hillary raccooned for Senate. And still the glue men changed Syria to Irap."

NEWS TALKER: "Some say White House illegally white. Trump may eat a large jail."

*Rudy Giuliani multiplies his teeth* This is attack mode.


Source: https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/status/1076153081019146240

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Muffinz0rz
12/21/18 3:45:05 PM
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I created a bot and it told me that 97% of these "bot-created" scripts are fake
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RchHomieQuanChi
12/21/18 3:45:35 PM
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Lmfao this is gold
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darkphoenix181
12/21/18 3:47:08 PM
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Omg this made me laugh out loud.

NEWS TALKER: "Will the Trump pardon President Bush back to life?"
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SmidgeIsntBack
12/21/18 3:47:13 PM
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They should've stopped making these after the lawyer one.
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EndOfDiscOne
12/21/18 3:48:54 PM
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*Rudy Giuliani puts on his glasses. He now sees less*

I don't know why I laughed at this
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tremain07
12/21/18 3:49:41 PM
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CE-Asked4This posted...
*Rudy Giuliani multiplies his teeth* This is attack mode.

Okay that one killed me.
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DarkRoast
12/21/18 3:52:44 PM
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CruelBuffalo
12/21/18 3:54:03 PM
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I did laugh but i dont believe theyre bots
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E32005
12/21/18 3:54:20 PM
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Heineken14
12/21/18 3:54:38 PM
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You are president Tromp's law dad. hahahaha
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ultimate reaver
12/21/18 3:54:54 PM
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cant believe they're including giuliani's attack mode this early in the arc
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P4wn4g3
12/21/18 4:08:43 PM
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lulz
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Doe
12/21/18 4:11:03 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I created a bot and it told me that 97% of these "bot-created" scripts are fake

Yeah most of these are really unbelievable. Why would it be Guilani talking about collusion and shit forever when it's 1000s of hours of all his interviews.
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CE-Asked4This
12/21/18 4:14:11 PM
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Doe posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
I created a bot and it told me that 97% of these "bot-created" scripts are fake

Yeah most of these are really unbelievable. Why would it be Guilani talking about collusion and shit forever when it's 1000s of hours of all his interviews.

I guess I should note that this is from the first page of the bot created interview. The guy that posted this on twitter didn't include the rest.

As others have said, it's probably not even bot created at all.
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Fossil
12/21/18 4:14:37 PM
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pikachupwnage
12/21/18 4:15:29 PM
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"Rudy Giuliani multiplies his teeth* This is
attack mode."

This is fucking gold.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/21/18 4:38:24 PM
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I laughed out loud multiple times while reading this.
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DarthGravid
12/21/18 4:41:59 PM
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pikachupwnage posted...
"Rudy Giuliani multiplies his teeth* This is
attack mode."

This is fucking gold.


That made my day. I'm tempted to change my sig to this.
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FrisbeeDude
12/21/18 4:43:34 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I created a bot and it told me that 97% of these "bot-created" scripts are fake


Does it really matter? its just as funny if its presented as a guy writing a parody of a robot made to do the same thing
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A_Good_Boy
12/21/18 4:45:38 PM
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Where's the fake interview?
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pikachupwnage
12/21/18 6:34:09 PM
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DarthGravid posted...
pikachupwnage posted...
"Rudy Giuliani multiplies his teeth* This is
attack mode."

This is fucking gold.


That made my day. I'm tempted to change my sig to this.


Same lol
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spudger
12/21/18 6:35:41 PM
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E32005 posted...
Storm drain Daniels

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Sphyx
12/21/18 6:35:59 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Lmfao this is gold

I especially loved the last line.
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powerman1426
12/21/18 6:36:26 PM
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Malcrasternus
12/21/18 6:38:43 PM
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CE-Asked4This posted...
NEWS TALKER: "Will the Trump pardon President Bush back to life?"


Finally, a news talker asking the real questions.
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hockeybub89
12/21/18 6:42:36 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all.

Still gets me
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sabin017
12/21/18 7:01:04 PM
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RUDY GIULIANI: "Not crime! Stormdrain Daniels is pathetic! I've been twice as hot."

It's not wrong:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBKu9OJ8Ltk" data-time="

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Guide
12/21/18 7:04:10 PM
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I believe it, and it's hilarious. Also, more honest than people.
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KiwiTerraRizing
12/21/18 7:06:12 PM
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This is fucking amazing
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