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SterlingM
12/22/18 6:51:42 AM
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https://nypost.com/2018/11/01/guest-reveals-what-drug-fueled-sex-island-hooker-party-is-really-like/

15 girls at once!

This is something to have on your bucket list
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deupd_u
12/22/18 6:53:45 AM
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You're telling me I can PAY, HOOKERS, for SEX?
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rikasa
12/22/18 6:56:46 AM
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I wouldn't mind if every guy who wants to go there never came back.
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CyricZ
12/22/18 6:59:51 AM
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"They quickly got rid of the girl hed been left with and found another girl of the type he wanted.


I'm picturing pulling another out of cold storage while the first is melted down for parts.
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SterlingM
12/22/18 6:59:56 AM
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deupd_u posted...
You're telling me I can PAY, HOOKERS, for SEX?

I don't think you understand what it is

Its not only unlimited sex but a yatch party, jet skis, unlimited food and drinks, scuba diving, and even celebrities go there

you think you're better than them??
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sauceje
12/22/18 7:11:07 AM
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I feel like itd be a waste for me to go. Id fuck a girl then be spent for like 2 hours lol. Also I dont wanna do drugs
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Serious Cat
12/22/18 7:12:55 AM
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Funny how no matter the actual outlet, the ultimate source on these stories is invariably the Sun or Daily Mail.
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Turtlebread
12/22/18 7:15:37 AM
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SterlingM posted...
deupd_u posted...
You're telling me I can PAY, HOOKERS, for SEX?

I don't think you understand what it is

Its not only unlimited sex but a yatch party, jet skis, unlimited food and drinks, scuba diving, and even celebrities go there

you think you're better than them??


yeah none of that other shit matters
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SterlingM
12/22/18 7:20:03 AM
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Serious Cat posted...
Funny how no matter the actual outlet, the ultimate source on these stories is invariably the Sun or Daily Mail.

because they are supposed to be discrete

the guy who shared is married with kids
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ChewedMint
12/22/18 7:25:29 AM
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cheating scum
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SpiralDrift
12/22/18 7:27:03 AM
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Not appealing at all. Give me just one girl to cuddle with and I'm happy.
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GameboyTroy
12/24/18 2:41:59 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
SterlingM posted...
deupd_u posted...
You're telling me I can PAY, HOOKERS, for SEX?

I don't think you understand what it is

Its not only unlimited sex but a yatch party, jet skis, unlimited food and drinks, scuba diving, and even celebrities go there

you think you're better than them??


yeah none of that other shit matters

The food and drinks matter though.
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Fossil
12/24/18 2:52:05 AM
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ChewedMint posted...
cheating scum

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Behaviorism
12/24/18 2:54:22 AM
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Why doesn't the article say how to join dex island? Because it's fake?
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Returning_CEmen
12/24/18 3:41:28 AM
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Seems like you get a lot for 6 grand.
A lotta bang for your buck
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SterlingM
12/24/18 4:17:16 AM
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Behaviorism posted...
Why doesn't the article say how to join dex island? Because it's fake?

They have a website

What seems fake about this anyway? Brothels exist, I wonder what 6k would get you there
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Serious Cat
12/24/18 9:53:25 AM
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SterlingM posted...
What seems fake about this anyway?

The premise.

The fact that the only two news outlets doing stories on it are two UK tabloids, both of which are known for publishing articles of questionable veracity (and yes other outlets are reporting it, but they're just rehashing what the two UK tabloids are reporting without further verification and research.)

The story about the 16 year old New York boy winning a trip after stealing his dad's credit card and being allowed to go and boy is my mom mad and I can't wait to tell all the kids at school, and look there he is smiling and here's a selfie he took with two hookers, and he just happened to share his story with the only news outlet publishing original stories on it.
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Vicious_Dios
12/24/18 10:01:14 AM
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All the other men were happy with their girls, except one who had arrived last and wanted a skinny girl and began to complain that his was too curvy.

Literally wanting a Slim Jim for dinner over Texas Barbeque.
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im not 13
12/24/18 10:08:21 AM
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Highly skeptical

But for $4500 it's actually not that bad
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Zodd3224
12/24/18 10:13:30 AM
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If i was wealthy and single I'm not sure I would ever leave the island
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AlephZero
12/24/18 10:15:11 AM
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And the decadent four-day event is returning this year and once again promises unlimited drugs and orgies for sex tourists willing to pay nearly $6,000 for a golden ticket.

where do i sign up
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Omega Hunter
12/24/18 10:17:38 AM
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I got a better deal in Costa Rica for my bachelor party. 4 days i was with maybe 3 different girls every day all 9/10 or more. Prostitution is legal there and quite the lucrative trade, best 4 days of my life tbh.
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Dyinglegacy
12/24/18 10:26:50 AM
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rikasa posted...
I wouldn't mind if every guy who wants to go there never came back.


They probably wouldn't mind, either lol.
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Thatuser
12/24/18 11:14:58 AM
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I mean, if you gotta pay for sex... The other stuff sounds fun.

I don't require a "sex" vacation though. There are probably resorts that are cheaper and I could bang one of the sluts also on vacay for free.
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Tupacrulez
12/24/18 11:22:56 AM
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The only surprise to this story is the cost.

Everything else has been done before
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Joeydollaz
12/24/18 11:23:18 AM
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Bro, Dominican Republic is all about this, you can sex model looking girls for 5 Dollars.
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Zodd3224
12/24/18 11:24:14 AM
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Thatuser posted...
I mean, if you gotta pay for sex... The other stuff sounds fun.

I don't require a "sex" vacation though. There are probably resorts that are cheaper and I could bang one of the sluts also on vacay for free.


But could you get 15 at once
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EndOfDiscOne
12/24/18 11:26:24 AM
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Justin Bieber was there?
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darkphoenix181
12/24/18 11:29:39 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
But could you get 15 at once


He has 15 dongers?
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Zodd3224
12/24/18 11:32:46 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
But could you get 15 at once


He has 15 dongers?


You dont?
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darkphoenix181
12/24/18 11:38:58 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
But could you get 15 at once


He has 15 dongers?


You dont?


Just one the size of Jupiter.
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Zodd3224
12/24/18 11:42:37 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
But could you get 15 at once


He has 15 dongers?


You dont?


Just one the size of Jupiter.


I have 15 the size of Uranus
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Solar_Crimson
12/24/18 11:45:10 AM
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Omega Hunter posted...
I got a better deal in Costa Rica for my bachelor party. 4 days i was with maybe 3 different girls every day all 9/10 or more. Prostitution is legal there and quite the lucrative trade, best 4 days of my life tbh.

Cheating on your wife-to-be.
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prince_leo
12/24/18 11:46:59 AM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Cheating on your wife-to-be.

he's also the guy who says he found a wife who insisted "obey my husband" would be in her vows
it's all fake
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darkphoenix181
12/24/18 11:49:16 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
But could you get 15 at once


He has 15 dongers?


You dont?


Just one the size of Jupiter.


I have 15 the size of Uranus


My anus is very small so you just got rekt.
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Fony
12/24/18 11:56:20 AM
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$6K for a few days with two hookers yea fucking right. I could put in for a week of PTO, and pay less money right here at home.

Shot I could get it cheaper with 4 girls in Costa Rica or Colombia.
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Zodd3224
12/24/18 11:58:29 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
But could you get 15 at once


He has 15 dongers?


You dont?


Just one the size of Jupiter.


I have 15 the size of Uranus


My anus is very small so you just got rekt.


Uranus the planet. Get your mind out of the gutter, perv.
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PoopPotato
12/24/18 12:06:59 PM
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Justin Bieber and Chad Kroger Killin it in Colombia
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darkphoenix181
12/24/18 12:08:25 PM
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Beiber can have 15 girls whenver he wants though.

However his eardrums might burst.
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gguirao
12/24/18 12:57:02 PM
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Time to book my summer vacation for next year.
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Ambience
12/24/18 12:58:19 PM
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You can finally lose your virginity, TC? Congrats
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darkphoenix181
12/24/18 12:59:15 PM
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Ambience posted...
You can finally lose your virginity, TC? Congrats


For only $5999.98
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SterlingM
12/24/18 6:01:12 PM
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People focusing on just the sex part don't know how to live

Yatch party, island resort vacation, food and drinks included

The fact that you get two hot babes to bang is the icing on the cake
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kingdrake2
12/24/18 6:08:31 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Omega Hunter posted...
I got a better deal in Costa Rica for my bachelor party. 4 days i was with maybe 3 different girls every day all 9/10 or more. Prostitution is legal there and quite the lucrative trade, best 4 days of my life tbh.

Cheating on your wife-to-be.


it always felt being wrong to me. gotta break things off legally first if want to cheat not while in a relationship.
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12/26/18 4:04:49 AM
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