Current Events > Goku is a shitty martial artist

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Dude doesnt even train ufc

when you can punch a planet to death does it really matter?
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monkmith posted...

when you can punch a planet to death does it really matter?

What if he fights a martial artist that specializes in grappling and he cant break a guard

soulunison2 posted...

monkmith posted...

when you can punch a planet to death does it really matter?

What if he fights a martial artist that specializes in grappling and he cant break a guard

i imagine he'd do one of those ten minute power ups and then just blow up the continent if he was really going to loose.
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Lol what a chump, Goku doesn't even know BJJ!

He automatically loses in the UFC ring
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The dude literally trained for 6 months in 10 times gravity, what are you talking sbout?

Also training with Gohan for a year in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
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Duncanwii posted...

The dude literally trained for 6 months in 10 times gravity, what are you talking sbout?

Also training with Gohan for a year in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

What if he cant break an open guard

lmfao ufc nuts acting as if ufc isn't just glorified WWE
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I dont think he knows what ufc is.. if he did I think he would love it
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Duncanwii posted...

The dude literally trained for 6 months in 10 times gravity, what are you talking sbout?

Yeah this. Even if you say he's unskilled, skill is only going to get you so far against someone that could probably slap you and send you flying across an entire city without thinking about it.

The dude sent his wife through a wall and like two trees with a back pat accidentally.

soulunison2 posted...

Duncanwii posted...

The dude literally trained for 6 months in 10 times gravity, what are you talking sbout?

Also training with Gohan for a year in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

What if he cant break an open guard

That's not the point. Your claim was he never trains and I supplied 2 in canon examples of that happening. You lose.
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soulunison2 posted...

monkmith posted...

when you can punch a planet to death does it really matter?

What if he fights a martial artist that specializes in grappling and he cant break a guard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBm_2IUn4MU" data-time="&start=337
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Have you guys ever tried to break an open guard

Its hard

Forgettable posted...

soulunison2 posted...

Have you guys ever tried to break an open guard

Its hard

Just punch them really hard.

Have you broken an open guard

Forgettable posted...

Does running away fights count as breaking an open guard?

i think that's what it means

MMA memes is so weird...
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He can study fighting techniques and perfectly emulate them immediately.

But that skill became kind of irrelevant after Raditz.
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Couldn't he just fly and plunge the guy putting him on hold straight into some sharp edge? It's not like he needs to actually move a part of his body to fly
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legendarylemur posted...

Couldn't he just fly and plunge the guy putting him on hold straight into some sharp edge? It's not like he needs to actually move a part of his body to fly

but what if the guy is equal to goku

I think even on equal footing, once you have flight and beams and shit, you will probably fight a lot differently than a UFC fighter would. People also just teleport brief distances. I'm pretty sure there are multiple scenes in DB series as a whole where a guy escapes a hold by short instant transmission or whatever

We have to do MMA the way we do cuz we're puny useless humans who can't even do Saiyan shit lul
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Dragon Ball had Goku train like a legitimate martial artist. After Z though, power became more emphasized than technique.
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