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Zerocide 12/23/18 1:22:56 AM #1: |
Is making sure there is some toilet paper left.
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WaterLink 12/23/18 1:24:56 AM #2: |
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CoolBro 12/23/18 1:25:07 AM #3: |
the important rule is to never flush after you used the toilet
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MrMallard 12/23/18 1:27:21 AM #5: |
The cardinal rule in my town seems to be "if you're pissing in a trough, hock a loogie while you're at it to save you the trouble".
I've been taking a shit in a pub toilet a few times, only to hear someone outside take a piss and spit in the trough while they were at it. Fucking foul behavior. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 12/23/18 1:28:24 AM #6: |
Obligatory carving of something stupid or clever on the inside stall door.
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BuckVanHammer 12/23/18 1:29:45 AM #7: |
Also leave some gnarly as pubes laying around.
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MabusIncarnate 12/23/18 1:32:08 AM #8: |
I used a urinal at a restaurant yesterday, and about a foot above eye level was a long 2 inch pube just stuck to the wall up there. I'm nearly 6 foot, so someone went out of their way to pluck a pube at the urinal and decided to stick it higher up on the wall.
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smoliske 12/23/18 1:34:06 AM #9: |
MrMallard posted...
The cardinal rule in my town seems to be "if you're possong in a trough, hock a loogie while you're at it to save you the trouble". sounds like you're a prissy brit ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Spidey5 12/23/18 1:36:20 AM #10: |
I found a strawberry in the urinal recently
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Zerocide 12/23/18 1:36:43 AM #11: |
Spidey5 posted...
I found a strawberry in the urinal recently O.o --- "Grand Upper!" - Axel Stone http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=618079256 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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E32005 12/23/18 1:41:41 AM #12: |
Spidey5 posted...
I found a strawberry in the urinal recently Classy --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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glitteringfairy 12/23/18 1:42:32 AM #13: |
Shooting a deuce in the urinal
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smoliske 12/23/18 7:17:52 AM #14: |
what about pulling your pants all the way down to your ankles just to pee in the urinal
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SpiralDrift 12/23/18 7:28:27 AM #15: |
I just try to say my prayers for anal salvation in my head instead of out loud, so as not to offend others who may pray to different gods.
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YookaLaylee 12/23/18 7:33:48 AM #16: |
The most important thing is that you grunt and make as much noise as possible while youre in the bathroom
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bover_87 12/23/18 7:42:49 AM #18: |
YookaLaylee posted...
The most important thing is that you grunt and make as much noise as possible while youre in the bathroom Don't forget to provide running commentary on your work in between the noises. Extremely important. --- I...I shall consume. Consume...consume everything. ~ [FFRK] rcr6 - Chosen Traveler/Forbidden Power/Divine Veil Grimoire ... Copied to Clipboard!
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glitteringfairy 12/23/18 7:59:39 AM #19: |
smoliske posted...
what about pulling your pants all the way down to your ankles just to pee in the urinal And also holding your shirt up to chest level with both hands --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR ... Copied to Clipboard!
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loafy013 12/23/18 8:11:01 AM #20: |
glitteringfairy posted...
smoliske posted...what about pulling your pants all the way down to your ankles just to pee in the urinal What do you mean chest level? You gotta tuck that bad boy under your chin to keep it up. --- The ball is round, the game lasts 90 minutes. That's fact. Everything else, is theory. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tennisdude818 12/23/18 8:16:12 AM #21: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
Obligatory carving of something stupid or clever on the inside stall door. Here I sit Broken hearted I came to shit But only farted --- "I have never understood why it is greed to want to keep the money you have earned but not greed to want to take somebody else's money." Thomas Sowell ... Copied to Clipboard!
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glitteringfairy 12/23/18 8:16:47 AM #22: |
loafy013 posted...
glitteringfairy posted...smoliske posted...what about pulling your pants all the way down to your ankles just to pee in the urinal Hot damn! --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LLKoolJosh 12/23/18 8:35:10 AM #23: |
Everytime I use a public bathroom, someone walks in and they are super out of breath like they just got chased by a bear.
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CoolBro 12/23/18 8:39:53 AM #24: |
LLKoolJosh posted...
Everytime I use a public bathroom, someone walks in and they are super out of breath like they just got chased by a bear. holding shit is tiring, you know ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpiralDrift 12/23/18 9:02:54 AM #25: |
LLKoolJosh posted...
Everytime I use a public bathroom, someone walks in and they are super out of breath like they just got chased by a bear. lol I know exactly what you're talking about. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 12/23/18 9:10:47 AM #26: |
LLKoolJosh posted...
Everytime I use a public bathroom, someone walks in and they are super out of breath like they just got chased by a bear. It's always some fat dude at the urinal straining to see his dick as his second chin encroaches on his airways. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMallard 12/23/18 12:36:58 PM #27: |
smoliske posted...
MrMallard posted...The cardinal rule in my town seems to be "if you're possong in a trough, hock a loogie while you're at it to save you the trouble". I'm an Aussie so close enough? I just don't want to hear people slinging loogies while I'm trying to take a shit. Get in there, engage in an uncomfortable piss stream like everyone else, leave. Don't fucking snort all your snot up in an echoing, occupied bathroom, then let a heavy, booger-laden gob hit the bottom of the urinal and splash in your piss. It's fucking filthy, do it outside or don't do it at all. --- And I always liked that about me, that I know what I'm fighting for - and for this, I'd go to war Now playing: Stardew Valley, FFX, Skyrim ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Middle hope 12/23/18 12:39:57 PM #28: |
If its yellow, let it mellow.
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NES4EVER 12/23/18 12:40:22 PM #29: |
When you're pooping and another person enters the room you must fart loudly to assert your dominance as the alpha crapper.
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Wasssup Now 12/23/18 12:45:08 PM #30: |
Confirm. Asking your neighboring stall for toilet paper isn't that big of a deal in general but personally I know I use an excess amount through experience of clogging countless toilets. Its to a point where when asking my neighbor I find out their paper situation and then make sure I have the roll connected and get the allotted amount needed which is a lot. Worse case scenario if you don't have a neighbor is to perform the crouch walk into the next stall.
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smoliske 12/23/18 12:45:27 PM #31: |
MrMallard posted...
smoliske posted...MrMallard posted...The cardinal rule in my town seems to be "if you're possong in a trough, hock a loogie while you're at it to save you the trouble". sounds like something trivial and not worth getting upset about. a bathroom is a place for excreting waste and all the noises that come with it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 12/23/18 12:46:45 PM #32: |
BuckVanHammer posted...
Also leave some gnarly as pubes laying around. Every fucking time I use the restroom at the office theres pubes all over the place. How are so many people's pubes just abandoning ship --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YukihoHagiwara 12/24/18 6:50:01 AM #33: |
I had to puke in public once (not drunk or at a bar) and even though I could feel it churning and really had to puke I simply could not when someone else walked in. longest little minute ever
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sauceje 12/24/18 7:04:48 AM #34: |
Middle hope posted...
If its yellow, let it mellow. Fixed that FTFY for you --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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