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ChainedRedone
12/24/18 8:50:55 PM
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My dick is clean. I don't wash my hands every time I touch my elbow, nor every time I touch my dick. It's essentially superstition. Obviously you should wash your hands throughout the day. But if you just washed your hands and you urinate right after, why waste more water?
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edededdy
12/24/18 8:51:39 PM
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this is a shitty topic
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Vyrulisse
12/24/18 8:51:50 PM
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If you don't piss directly on your hands then don't even talk to me bro
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SSJCAT
12/24/18 8:52:15 PM
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you should wash your hands a couple times a day and the sink is in the bathroom anyway so just use that as an excuse to do it
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wackyteen
12/24/18 8:52:35 PM
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Imagine not washing your dirty fucking hands before touching your clean af dick

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ChainedRedone
12/24/18 8:54:17 PM
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wackyteen posted...
Imagine not washing your dirty fucking hands before touching your clean af dick

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The girl that's gonna blow you in a few hours will thank you for it.
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The Wheelman1
12/24/18 8:54:56 PM
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You still touched your dick though.
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Lairen
12/24/18 8:55:21 PM
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ChainedRedone posted...
wackyteen posted...
Imagine not washing your dirty fucking hands before touching your clean af dick

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Gross


The girl that's gonna blow you in a few hours will thank you for it.


Your mother.
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ChainedRedone
12/24/18 9:03:13 PM
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Lairen posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
wackyteen posted...
Imagine not washing your dirty fucking hands before touching your clean af dick

Like

Gross


The girl that's gonna blow you in a few hours will thank you for it.


Your mother.


My mom's a hot 40yo milf
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SSJGrimReaper
12/24/18 9:06:17 PM
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do you think tc has pee residue on his keyboard rn
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glitteringfairy
12/24/18 9:09:38 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Would you be ok with a chef cooking your food without washing his hands after pissing?

What is context. Did TC say he's a chef?
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Laserion
12/24/18 9:09:41 PM
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I wash my hands before peeing to keep my dick clean from the dirt in my hands. I also clean my hands of pee droplets after peeing. I also use a wet paper towel to wipe my dick of pee, to keep it clean in case my wife just grabs it and sucks it without warning.
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SpiralDrift
12/24/18 9:11:47 PM
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Just swish it around in the toilet after peeing. It's basically self-cleaning that way.
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catboy0_0
12/24/18 9:13:56 PM
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the only way your dick would be clean AF is if you just washed it and that means you pissed in the shower gross
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SophieLuvsTofu
12/24/18 9:17:09 PM
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Imagine shaking someone's hand even though they didn't wash?
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ChainedRedone
12/24/18 9:19:12 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Would you be ok with a chef cooking your food without washing his hands after pissing?


Personally if his dick is clean, I don't care. There's no way to determine that. I know mine is clean, which is why I'm saying it's unnecessary.
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ChainedRedone
12/24/18 9:19:52 PM
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catboy0_0 posted...
the only way your dick would be clean AF is if you just washed it and that means you pissed in the shower gross

I mean if you get swamp ass within 10 minutes in the shower then lol.
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Smashingpmkns
12/24/18 9:22:00 PM
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You're dick is no longer clean after you touch it.
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TheAnthraxBunny
12/24/18 9:22:12 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
If you don't piss directly on your hands then don't even talk to me bro

It's really hard to not give it a taste test at least once a day so I have a good idea of what I'm putting my boyfriend through.
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SpiralDrift
12/24/18 9:25:04 PM
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Imagine not washing your dick, balls, taint and ass with soap and warm water every time.
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ChainedRedone
12/24/18 9:53:22 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Imagine not washing your dick, balls, taint and ass with soap and warm water every time.


Ok bro
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rikasa
12/24/18 10:09:22 PM
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I mean, I see your point, but I wouldn't just say "my dick is clean" over and over. There's going to be a lot of bacteria there always. It's your genitals. You should just not care that you're eating dick bacteria because it doesn't matter.
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Sexypwnstar
12/24/18 10:11:09 PM
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Imagine needing to touch your dick to urinate.
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ChainedRedone
12/24/18 10:11:59 PM
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rikasa posted...
I mean, I see your point, but I wouldn't just say "my dick is clean" over and over. There's going to be a lot of bacteria there always. It's your genitals. You should just not care that you're eating dick bacteria because it doesn't matter.


If you have a lot of bacteria in your genitals then you might want to get that checked out.
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