Current Events > The parking lot at Aldi is always free from carts

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DevsBro
12/27/18 5:17:01 PM
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But who in the world carries change in literal 2018?
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Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 5:17:56 PM
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DevsBro posted...
But who in the world carries change in literal 2018?


Most people have it in their car. If I get change I put it in whoevers car Im in.
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Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 5:18:00 PM
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i leave quarters in my car for things like tolls or parking meters (that somehow don't take CC). or for when I go to Aldi and need a buggy.

i also leave a few singles and a $20 in there
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VipaGTS
12/27/18 5:18:03 PM
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Just make it a debit card hold. If you dont return the cart youre charged a dollar. If you do its free. Someone hire me.
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HylianFox
12/27/18 5:18:40 PM
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I like it when people leave their carts, free quarters
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/27/18 5:19:49 PM
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It's fun for the kiddos. And everyone should have some change on them.
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Jiek_Fafn
12/27/18 5:46:40 PM
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I keep a quarter in the car that's specifically for Aldi carts.
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E32005
12/27/18 5:47:35 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 5:48:43 PM
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E32005 posted...
Wuts aldi?


Strip club where if you pay a quarter for a cart you can wheel out one the strippers that have gotten too much mileage
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kingdrake2
12/27/18 5:50:46 PM
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HylianFox posted...
I like it when people leave their carts, free quarters

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HylianFox
12/27/18 5:52:14 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
HylianFox posted...
I like it when people leave their carts, free quarters

FREE QUARTERS! END TYRANNY!!!
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kingdrake2
12/27/18 6:22:20 PM
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HylianFox posted...
kingdrake2 posted...
HylianFox posted...
I like it when people leave their carts, free quarters

FREE QUARTERS! END TYRANNY!!!


Anarchy!. gawd damnit.
it's the embodiment of trump.
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Lordgold666
12/27/18 6:23:36 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
E32005 posted...
Wuts aldi?


Strip club where if you pay a quarter for a cart you can wheel out one the strippers that have gotten too much mileage

lol
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TheGoldenEel
12/27/18 6:24:01 PM
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E32005 posted...
Wuts aldi?

Grocery store that is mind-blowingly cheap

Seriously youll spend 1/3rd of what you would at a regular store for the same quality stuff
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RiderofHogs
12/27/18 6:25:19 PM
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Lol, you guys need to rent shopping carts?

That is too funny.
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kingdrake2
12/27/18 6:28:02 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Wait, Aldi charges a quarter for a cart?


yes they do. on rare occurrence i see people wheeling the cart back home wish the cops would do something about it.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 6:38:25 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
GregShmedley posted...
Wait, Aldi charges a quarter for a cart?


yes they do. on rare occurrence i see people wheeling the cart back home wish the cops would do something about it.


You can't even say you paid for it cause the quarter is still in the cart lol
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TheGoldenEel
12/27/18 6:41:33 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Wait, Aldi charges a quarter for a cart?

No, you get your quarter back when you return the cart
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KStateKing17
12/27/18 6:44:33 PM
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DevsBro posted...
But who in the world carries change in literal 2018?

People who take the bus, do laundry, drink at shady dive bars, etc.
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kingdrake2
12/27/18 6:45:49 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
DevsBro posted...
But who in the world carries change in literal 2018?

People who take the bus, do laundry, drink at shady dive bars, etc.


the last time i brought down my coins to the coinstar had about 30 bucks worth.
i regret cashing in em but i needed the money.
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deupd_u
12/27/18 6:47:10 PM
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Goddamn homeless people always harass me, offering to take my cart back for me so they can get my quarter. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT I CAN BUY AT ALDI FOR A QUARTER?
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Thaddeus_J_Pibb
12/27/18 6:47:44 PM
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RiderofHogs posted...
Lol, you guys need to rent shopping carts?

That is too funny.


It's pretty ingenious tbh. This way they don't have to pay someone to wrangle carts and can devote more of their labor hours to other projects.
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HylianFox
12/27/18 6:48:44 PM
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Thaddeus_J_Pibb posted...
This way they don't have to pay someone to wrangle carts

Better yet assholes don't leave their carts right in the middle of the goddamn lot
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Lost_All_Senses
12/27/18 6:59:15 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Thaddeus_J_Pibb posted...
This way they don't have to pay someone to wrangle carts

Better yet assholes don't leave their carts right in the middle of the goddamn lot


Also as a bonus they drive away people who bitch whenever one little thing is different than they expected.
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RiderofHogs
12/27/18 7:01:14 PM
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Thaddeus_J_Pibb posted...
This way they don't have to pay someone to wrangle carts and can devote more of their labor hours to other projects.

Not much to do in a supermarket. Either bagging, carts, or cleaning. I would rather push carts.
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Darmik
12/27/18 7:03:57 PM
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I got a little keychain trolley coin from Aldi for those scenarios. Don't need to worry about keeping change anymore.
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