Current Events > XIV: why'd you leave the carls up on the table? wu wanted to

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He can't, that liar
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iron jojo posted...

I have no idea what this topic is about, but I just wanted to come in here to tell TC that your topic title is amazing and every time I see it it makes me laugh.

ah shit, I scrolled right by this. Thank you so much
CookieMarvin posted...

proof?

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thatll do
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Man I can't wait to be done with college and get a real job so I can start buying all the coolest shit

Pros of never needing to spend money on anyone else aww yeah
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It doesn't feel good when people spread malicious and harmful lies on the internet
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Like that 55 gallon drum of lube

Do I need it? No. Will I buy it because I have the money and I can? Yes.
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It doesn't feel good when people ignore their truth.
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Can one buy friends if they money? And how much money is required
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mfw I come home and there's a note sitting on my desk
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what did it say
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Please
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I don't think it said please
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I dont know if I can legally say that it had some gay shit in it, but there was definitely some gay shit written in there
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Wtf you can't say that
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Why is it so hard to convince myself to go to the gym
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because you're too busy thinking about gay shit
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Wtf that's not true
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theres your problem. thinking about gay shit is the number 2 reason I ever work out
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I just want the results without the effort is that too much to ask
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haha yes
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CookieMarvin posted...

theres your problem. thinking about gay shit is the number 2 reason I ever work out

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Man it's gonna take too long to get into a shape other than "fat as fuck"
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I'm a lot fatter than you are and I'm not complaining about how long it's gonna take
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It's true, I've seen mac, he's a girthy boy
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How is Peter a part of this
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mcpwnia posted...

I'm a lot fatter than you are and I'm not complaining about how long it's gonna take

Are you though

I'm round as fuck, man

inloveanddeath0 posted...

How is Peter a part of this

Right here, Peter
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I've seen pictures of you, you're smaller than me.

who the FUCK is peter
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Am I peter?
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I look like a snake that just ate a giant rat

And have gross man tits
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Guycarlpeterson is Peter
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He had a name before that but Peter is his irn
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a little work every day and those man tits could be gone forever aaron hernandez

and man tits are the most satisfying thing to get rid of when youre losin weight. the rankings go

1.) man tits
2.) bonus chins
3.) stummy
4.) tricep chub
5.) other stuff
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I need to go to the gym and gain weight

It's almost time for #freeteep!!
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#gains
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teepan95 posted...

I need to go to the gym and gain weight

It's almost time for #freeteep!!

I remember tpain
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CookieMarvin posted...

a little work every day and those man tits could be gone forever aaron hernandez

and man tits are the most satisfying thing to get rid of when youre losin weight. the rankings go

1.) man tits
2.) bonus chins
3.) stummy
4.) tricep chub
5.) other stuff

God I wish it didn't take so fucking long though. It's so hard to keep going when you see zero progress
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yeah, no doubt. it was so deflating bc of that for years, but when I actually lost weight, I didnt even realize it was happening until my pants started falling down all the time, funny enough
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Years wtf, how long did it take? I don't have that kind of time

Also fuck it I'm not gonna start tonight, my head is pounding too hard already

the only pounding I ever experience iykwim
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I mean, I tried and failed a bunch of times over my time in hs. it took me ~6mo to drop 70lbs or so when it finally happened. once you get going, its a lot easier to keep it going, and it stops feeling like an I need this to hurry up and happen right now thing
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I gained 5 kg over the last few months

I'd be happy, but I'm still not 100% sure where it all went tbh

Do I get to make the new topic? Or at least set the title?
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Do it tee, you have my permission
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They shipped the book I pre-ordered
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I lost 4 pounds since weighing myself last despite eating like shit and not exercising at all

I wish that I wouldn't be called slurs in the video games
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I wish that I was normal

Both of those have the same chance of happening :(
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mfw people call you a brother when you are clearly a gamer
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RlSE

UP
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Gonna try to sleep at a decent time tonight aka right now

But I slept like 12 hours off and on last night and this is 2 hours before I usually fall asleep so lol this is gonna be hard
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Good
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Night
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