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My college roommate called me a ball once.
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Not received but given from me, I once said to someone I dont listen to guys shorter than me
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I don't know, but I've called a co-worker "donald trump" a few times and he said it wasn't nice.
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I used to post on another site, and for my personal profile, I had a picture of Bob Marley.

one day, I get this private message, just going off about how I was a fake fan and some other stuff.

it was just a super weird and random rant.
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DevsBro posted...

My college roommate called me a ball once.

Lavar?
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I love throwing weird insults

"You fuckin big dick idiot"

I always thought confusing people was more fun than making them mad.

This is more commonly used but I like insulting people by calling them adorable. It's a weird one still
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Do British people really say "you wanker"?
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Vol2tex posted...

Do British people really say "you wanker"?

Yea lol
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"You're like an octopus swimming through concrete"

Full disclosure, it was from a friend of mine, and he was trying to confuse me.
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A long time ago now a random fat girl has n the street yelled at me as I was walking by that no one wears t shirts anymore.

Turns out she specifically meant whatever brand I was wearing that day but it was really odd all the same.
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CanuckCowboy posted...

A long time ago now a random fat girl has n the street yelled at me as I was walking by that no one wears t shirts anymore.

Turns out she specifically meant whatever brand I was wearing that day but it was really odd all the same.

What would you of done if you looked around and immediately noticed you were the only one with a shirt on?
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not me, but my brother was standing at a crosswalk downtown when a young girl in a droptop benz yelled nice walmart jeans at him as she drove by.

personally ive heard that i have a bart simpson lip a few times...
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Not sure how insulting it was intended to be but I was once called a stack of sentient pornographic books masquerading in human skin
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someone on mw2 thought i was chinese because i put <=) as my clan tag (just tried to make a guy with a hat with the limited options). he accused me of camping and kept telling me to go hide under my rice bowl.
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One of my college roommates girlfriends called me a badass as an insult.
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One time I was at my apartment and a guy knocks on my door. He's selling magazines and he looks all lazy and tired and stuff. I stop him and go no thanks I'm not interested but hey good luck.

And then after I shut the door I hear him in the apartment hallway go real loud: "what a wierdo".

Man that fucked with me so hard. What did I do that was weird. I still wonder to this day.
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spanky1 posted...

One time I was at my apartment and a guy knocks on my door. He's selling magazines and he looks all lazy and tired and stuff. I stop him and go no thanks I'm not interested but hey good luck.

And then after I shut the door I hear him in the apartment hallway go real loud: "what a wierdo".

Man that fucked with me so hard. What did I do that was weird. I still wonder to this day.

Reminds me of the worst salesman ever. Knocked on my door, mumbled a but, couldn't tell me the name of his company, I don't remember what he was selling, referred to Mrs. DevsBro as "your girlfriend... or whatever" and left without selling anything.

Probably some kid trying to run a scam and doing a positively awful job of it lop.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

I love throwing weird insults

"You fuckin big dick idiot"

I always thought confusing people was more fun than making them mad.

This is more commonly used but I like insulting people by calling them adorable. It's a weird one still

Makes me think of the Facebook page '4 Inches is Average'.
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one time I was playing everquest with a real life friend. and I don't remember why, but he said in game chat that "I'm going to break my foot off in your ass"

implying he would shove his foot into my rectum and then snap it off so his severed foot is now stuck in my ass and he now lost his foot

Got called a shrub once

Maybe because of my pubic hair? I dunno
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Played a game of Dead by Daylight, and in the post game chat, one of the other players said to me "I'm going to fuck your dad to become your mom so I can beat your ass."
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It wasn't directed at me but a Jewish friend of mine once told someone "I hope you die from a Hitler shaped cancer". That was 20+ years ago and still makes me laugh
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People sometimes call me a big dick.

Which is weird because my dicks tiny.
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