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Your character just discovered The Death Note.

For those who don't know The Death Note is a mysterious otherworldly notebook which grants the user the supernatural ability to kill anyone whose name name they write into the pages (So long as they can picture who they are when writing it)

What happens?
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Does the Death Note allow you to control people to some extent? I remember that you could name the cause of death. Morrigan's a succubus so she basically fucks to survive, so I assume she would just write "So-and-so died after fucking me as much as humanly possible"
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Wolverine suddenly doesn't need his claws as much
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Logen Ninefingers is gonna have himself a day.
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Cyrano de Bergerac realizes that this also can't get himself laid, but it can at least kill Chad de Sarlat.
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Jill Valentine would probably hand it over to the government or some special operations group and have it quarantined.
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Joker. He'd probably use it to screw with Batman.

Carl Johnson. Sucks to be a Balla.
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Kitt posted...

Jill Valentine would probably hand it over to the government or some special operations group and have it quarantined.

"You want S.T.A.R.S.? I'll give you S.T.A.R.S.!"

*Frantically scribbles name into Death Note*
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Minnie Mouse. I don't think she would use the Death Note.
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Medaka Kurokami. She'd probably either dispose of it or pick a fight with the shinigami.
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Jude the Obscure

https://amzn.to/2LzmTLD

He waffles back and forth on whether or not to use it but eventually dies before penning a single name.
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Yuna from FFX

Nothing because shes cute and innocent and would never kill another human
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I thought of both Goku and Vegeta and neither would use that shit because they can kill anyone in the multiverse already and not a single soul would step up to them to stop them.
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Jean Luc Picard. I think he would have moral objections but if he did use it the universe would be a double utopia.

Nothing happens, he's still fictional.

*runs away*
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tom bombadil gives nary a fornication
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Dante. He'd probably just toss it somewhere in his office. Doubt he even uses it for demons since he'd have more fun just straight up fighting them.

The Joker...

Well, shit. Not sure I could've picked a worse one.
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Kaladin.

Depending on when he gets it, he'd either use it for revenge or he'd not use it because it wouldn't be right.
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Rika_Furude posted...

Yuna from FFX

Nothing because shes cute and innocent and would never kill another human

You're kidding right?

She'd be writing down Sin faster than you can say "WithYunaByMySide"
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The Death Note only works on humans.
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pokedude900 posted...

The Death Note only works on humans.

Sin is a human

Sin is Jecht
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dang, I was thinking of Light Yagami
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Shablagoo posted...

dang, I was thinking of Light Yagami

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Shablagoo posted...

dang, I was thinking of Light Yagami

He now has two death notes. How do things change? >_>
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The Emperor of Mankind could probably use his psyker powers to Death Note you already. Tho perhaps this strange warptech notebook would make things easier on the guy.
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LockeMonster posted...

I thought of both Goku and Vegeta and neither would use that shit because they can kill anyone in the multiverse already and not a single soul would step up to them to stop them.

Lol. Goku would definitely touch that shit and then follow Ryuk into the Shinigami realm and challenge the king and everybody there to a fight. Then merk them and give them a handshake.
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Mega Man

Nothing happens. He had like at least 10 chances to kill his worst enemy and always let him go.

Tum Tum from 3 Ninjas.

He easily takes care of Snyder and his "ninjas".
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Delsin kills Augustine to get revenge and then conduits push the DUPs out of Seatle and go on to take over the world
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Sasuke Uchiha definitely doesn't need one. He'd probably perceive of the Shinigami with his Sharingan/Rinnegan and teleport behind it (nothing personnel.....kid) to banish it from the living world.
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Vertania posted...

He had like at least 10 chances to kill his worst enemy

The evil Dr. Willy
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