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Damn_Underscore
05/14/19 9:57:58 PM
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what do you do?
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Cornmuffins
05/14/19 9:58:28 PM
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Hell yeah
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Smashingpmkns
05/14/19 9:58:29 PM
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Smoke the cigarette probably.
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EbonTitanium
05/14/19 9:59:42 PM
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I don't smoke.
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Solar_Crimson
05/14/19 10:00:11 PM
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I'm not a smoker and have no plans to become one, so I turn it down.
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RoboLaserGandhi
05/14/19 10:03:55 PM
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Tell her I don't smoke

It's not the end of the world
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NOM
05/14/19 10:04:01 PM
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Smoke. It's only one time and could end with me getting laid so why the fuck not?
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dib153
05/14/19 10:04:45 PM
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pull out my pack and offer one of mine, like a gentleman
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voldothegr8
05/14/19 10:05:00 PM
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NOM posted...
Smoke. It's only one time and could end with me getting laid so why the fuck not?

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Blue_Inigo
05/14/19 10:05:31 PM
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EbonTitanium posted...
I don't smoke.

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thronedfire2
05/14/19 10:06:26 PM
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dib153 posted...
pull out my pack and offer one of mine, like a gentleman

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Lairen
05/14/19 10:06:59 PM
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I would walk away and never talk to her. Ever.
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Pepys Monster
05/14/19 10:06:59 PM
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Tell her I don't smoke and continue talking to her.
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HBOSS
05/14/19 10:09:23 PM
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yeah i have done this and dont smoke. i kept her company when she wanted to smoke. small talk while she smoked. guys would ask her for cigarettes or a lighter so she always took me with her. 1st time i met her i asked her out in front of our mutual friends. i never did that to anyone before. in later months i told her how intoxicating she is when we get drunk together. we dated for over a year... eventually she didnt smoke when we took her smoking breaks and we would sneak out of the bar together
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GasMonkey
05/14/19 10:10:34 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
NOM posted...
Smoke. It's only one time and could end with me getting laid so why the fuck not?

this is why you fail, all you want is sex not the person. chicks pick up on that shit you know.
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Wedge Antilles
05/14/19 10:11:39 PM
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Smoking is an instant turn off, doesn't matter how hot she is.
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Jiek_Fafn
05/14/19 10:13:46 PM
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Smoke an entire cigarette in one drag. Don't inhale. She's impressed. Bangs me right there. Everyone applauds. Gestation occurs within seconds. I'm a dad now. Get a haircut and a real job. Making 5 figures. Got it made. She walks in on me cheating with her sister. The fat one. Not the cute one. Uh oh! Cuts off my wang Bobbit style. Bleed out before emts arrive. Die in a puddle of my own dick blood. Best weekend ever.
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voldothegr8
05/14/19 10:15:36 PM
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GasMonkey posted...
voldothegr8 posted...
NOM posted...
Smoke. It's only one time and could end with me getting laid so why the fuck not?

this is why you fail, all you want is sex not the person. chicks pick up on that shit you know.

Nothing wrong with sampling all there is to offer. Sometimes chicks want the same thing.
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pikachupwnage
05/14/19 10:16:56 PM
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pres_madagascar
05/14/19 10:17:07 PM
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I'm a smoker. FYI, one cig isn't going to make you addicted. In fact you typically need to smoke consistently daily for a week or so to really get addicted.
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DoomtheGrav
05/14/19 10:17:26 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
dib153 posted...
pull out my pack and offer one of mine, like a gentleman

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