Current Events > Uh why do straight dudes say "Imma clap your cheeks" ???

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HellsingOrg
05/26/19 2:40:57 AM
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Doesn't that mean they are going to fuck you?
Like da fuq? Heard some guys saying 1v1 me in Street Fighter and said he was gonna clap this guys cheeks.

Pretty sure that means sex
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Blue_Inigo
05/26/19 2:45:35 AM
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Yes, he's gonna fuck your ass up
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teepan95
05/26/19 2:48:59 AM
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@PleaseClap
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Touch
05/26/19 2:49:46 AM
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I always tell the other team I'm gonna clap their cheeks in a CoD pregame lobby
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PleaseClap
05/26/19 3:01:29 AM
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@teepan95 posted...
PleaseClap

I'm neither straight nor a dude so I cannot speak for this phenomenon
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Grischnak
05/26/19 3:24:14 AM
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He was probably using it as slang for "whoop your ass".
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MarqueeSeries
05/26/19 3:26:57 AM
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I always lol when I hear the phrase "clapping cheeks"
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DrizztLink
05/26/19 3:27:44 AM
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You want to play me?

Motherfucker I will eat the booty like groceries
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MabusIncarnate
05/26/19 3:28:05 AM
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I have literally never said this
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HellsingOrg
05/26/19 3:30:40 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I have literally never said this


Well its pretty common now to hear people say

clap your cheeks
clapping your cheeks
clapped your cheeks
your cheeks got clapped

etc. in gaming rn
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Touch
05/26/19 3:31:31 AM
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I'mma clap your cheeks like Drake at a Toronto Raptors playoff game
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Back_Stabbath
05/26/19 3:41:10 AM
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Yes. The implication is that they are going to dominate you so hard in the video game that it is akin to one man dominating another during homosexual anal sex.
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dr_marble
05/26/19 3:58:06 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
You want to play me?

Motherfucker I will eat the booty like groceries

Boiiii don't even start it, or we gonna bump uglies for sure
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teepan95
05/26/19 5:24:02 AM
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PleaseClap posted...
@teepan95 posted...
@PleaseClap

I'm neither straight nor a dude so I cannot speak for this phenomenon

But you do have experience in the area of clapping

Judging by your username, at least
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inloveanddeath0
05/26/19 5:25:47 AM
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MarqueeSeries posted...
I always lol when I hear the phrase "clapping cheeks"


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Unknown5uspect
05/26/19 5:26:27 AM
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Sometimes someone just has to get their cheeks clapped. Why you gotta make it sexual?
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inloveanddeath0
05/26/19 5:27:28 AM
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JimmyFraska
05/26/19 5:30:28 AM
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bro your ass is about to get it what dont you understand
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HellsingOrg
05/26/19 6:32:51 AM
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Back_Stabbath posted...
Yes. The implication is that they are going to dominate you so hard in the video game that it is akin to one man dominating another during homosexual anal sex.


lol how did this even become a thing then.
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Zikten
05/26/19 7:05:03 AM
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I've never understood the use of gay sexual undertones in "manly" disputes. whether it's gaming shit talk or in sports or whatever. you have all these people who usually tend to be super ultra straight and masculine. but then they talk so much about same sex activities and it's just weird

like how in college hazing rituals there are often homosexual undertones. or like how football teams in highschools keep getting caught sodomizing bully victims for some reason. but if you ask any of these people if they are gay maybe... they will swear up and down they are 100% straight.
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action52
05/26/19 8:46:41 AM
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Clapping cheeks... that's a great name for a gay porno, if it doesn't already exist.
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YookaLaylee
05/26/19 8:54:59 AM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
Sometimes someone just has to get their cheeks clapped. Why you gotta make it sexual?

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