Current Events > Problems in my relationships because I am grossed out by giving oral.

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Lairen posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

5 years with my wife.

Both work full time. I'm out of town 4 days/3 nights a week.

We go through a box of condoms every week, plus other activities.
Sex lives dry up because one side or the other stops making it or the lead up to it a priority. And I'll be frank, its usually the guy. Because what used to be wooing her becomes "hey lets f***".

Hit me up in 7 years dawg. And good luck with children as well.

Side note: Condoms? I never use em and they kill it for me altogether.

My wife has not found a birth control that did not negatively affect her.

I am not about to request her entire waking life be less enjoyable just so I can get away with not using a rubber. Eff that noise.

You genuinely sound like a guy who is sexually complacent and whose wife would be unsatisfied. Its not an insult, its the vibe I'm getting.
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Oral is like the best part of sex imo so I think youre missing out. If you like girls and they perform oral on you, this should happen imo.
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Tupacrulez posted...

Lairen posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

5 years with my wife.

Both work full time. I'm out of town 4 days/3 nights a week.

We go through a box of condoms every week, plus other activities.
Sex lives dry up because one side or the other stops making it or the lead up to it a priority. And I'll be frank, its usually the guy. Because what used to be wooing her becomes "hey lets f***".

Hit me up in 7 years dawg. And good luck with children as well.

Side note: Condoms? I never use em and they kill it for me altogether.

My wife has not found a birth control that did not negatively affect her.

I am not about to request her entire waking life be less enjoyable just so I can get away with not using a rubber. Eff that noise.

You genuinely sound like a guy who is sexually complacent and whose wife would be unsatisfied. Its not an insult, its the vibe I'm getting.

Yeah man. All i have is a wife that enjoys video games with me as well as sex multiple times a week. Both have full time jobs with a beautiful daughter and we live close enough to see each others family on a normal basis which is important for both of us as well as our daughter.

Im not satisfied man. Not in the least. I miss my exes. Lifes boring without fighting ona normal basis. I miss them getting mad at me playing video games. My boring wife enjoys them with me, whatta bitch.
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It sounds as though you are convincing yourself more than anything. This isn't a personal attack. You've attacked others here but I'm not attacking you. I'm just observing that a lot of what you say about your sex life has. . . nothing to do with a sex life.
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Tupacrulez posted...

It sounds as though you are convincing yourself more than anything. This isn't a personal attack. You've attacked others here but I'm not attacking you. I'm just observing that a lot of what you say about your sex life has. . . nothing to do with a sex life.

So im suppose to tell you specifically what type of sex me and my wife have multiple times a week? If its good why would i describe it to people on a video game sites social board?
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No.

I never said that.

What I said was that the other things you say have nothing to do with it.

If YOU are happy with YOUR life that is fantastic. But do not tell others how they should live theirs or what theirs will entail.
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Tupacrulez posted...

No.

I never said that.

What I said was that the other things you say have nothing to do with it.

If YOU are happy with YOUR life that is fantastic. But do not tell others how they should live theirs or what theirs will entail.

Its just like my opinion, man.
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It happened CE. I forced myself to do it and I gagged twice, but she apparently loved it.

It tasted terrible and felt like it was still on my tongue for an hour afterwards.

Good man. Sometimes you gotta take that hit
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Nidhoggr posted...

It happened CE. I forced myself to do it and I gagged twice, but she apparently loved it.

It tasted terrible and felt like it was still on my tongue for an hour afterwards.

Yum
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Nidhoggr posted...

It happened CE. I forced myself to do it and I gagged twice, but she apparently loved it.

It tasted terrible and felt like it was still on my tongue for an hour afterwards.

Good. Practice. Just dont breathe through your nose when you do it. Youll have her eating out of your hand. Make a show of it too. Next time kiss her all the way down from her belly button.
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dj1200 posted...

Nidhoggr posted...

It happened CE. I forced myself to do it and I gagged twice, but she apparently loved it.

It tasted terrible and felt like it was still on my tongue for an hour afterwards.

Good. Practice. Just dont breathe through your nose when you do it. Youll have her eating out of your hand. Make a show of it too. Next time kiss her all the way down from her belly button.

How else am I gonna breathe?

Nidhoggr posted...

dj1200 posted...

Nidhoggr posted...

It happened CE. I forced myself to do it and I gagged twice, but she apparently loved it.

It tasted terrible and felt like it was still on my tongue for an hour afterwards.

Good. Practice. Just dont breathe through your nose when you do it. Youll have her eating out of your hand. Make a show of it too. Next time kiss her all the way down from her belly button.

How else am I gonna breathe?

Who says you need to breathe? Take big gulps of air, go down on her, come back up for air, repeat
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Hey good job taking none of the good advice in this topic.
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Tupacrulez posted...

Hey good job taking none of the good advice in this topic.

Well according to this board if I don't give oral I am a terrible human being and my girl will leave me.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77746558

Rip tc
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fenderbender321 posted...

ShadowElite86 posted...

fenderbender321 posted...

I have never been with a girl who cared about getting oral. In my experience, they just want to fuck and dont require much more than a little bit of touching with the fingers. And if you kiss them just right, they should be ready to go without even needing that.

Then they've never been with a guy that knew how to give it. I'll go a while without giving it to my wife and then when I do she's asking for it again the next day. Of course a woman won't care about it if all the guys she's been with are like dogs slurping from a water bowl.

Or maybe they just like my dick so much that they don't care about anything else.

Nah. Tell your tongue to git gud, son.
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If this is a deal breaker for her it's her loss. If you don't like doing certain things in bed, you shouldn't be forced to, end of story. She doesn't need someone to go down on her to be happy with you, she should get over herself. So much selfishness in relationships, it's disgusting.
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Lairen posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

5 years with my wife.

Both work full time. I'm out of town 4 days/3 nights a week.

We go through a box of condoms every week, plus other activities.
Sex lives dry up because one side or the other stops making it or the lead up to it a priority. And I'll be frank, its usually the guy. Because what used to be wooing her becomes "hey lets f***".

Hit me up in 7 years dawg. And good luck with children as well.

Side note: Condoms? I never use em and they kill it for me altogether.

the main thing here to me isn't the length of time but the amount of time they're apart

he's not with her for more than half of his life, maybe that makes it easier to keep things interesting when you do see each other
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Balrog0 posted...

Lairen posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

5 years with my wife.

Both work full time. I'm out of town 4 days/3 nights a week.

We go through a box of condoms every week, plus other activities.
Sex lives dry up because one side or the other stops making it or the lead up to it a priority. And I'll be frank, its usually the guy. Because what used to be wooing her becomes "hey lets f***".

Hit me up in 7 years dawg. And good luck with children as well.

Side note: Condoms? I never use em and they kill it for me altogether.

the main thing here to me isn't the length of time but the amount of time they're apart

he's not with her for more than half of his life, maybe that makes it easier to keep things interesting when you do see each other

Fair point, ive seen my wife essentially everyday for 12 years.
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Nidhoggr posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Hey good job taking none of the good advice in this topic.

Well according to this board if I don't give oral I am a terrible human being and my girl will leave me.

And according to the SMART people on this board, the response to this crisis is open communication with your damn partner.

Still think this is a typical bull shit topic.
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