Current Events > Hate on Pokemon Go all you want, but it is what helped me lose my virginity

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Spectral_Wrath
05/28/19 9:33:50 PM
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Ran into this girl from HS while playing in the park the week it came out. We ended up playing it and hanging out. One thing led to another and bam.
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21WIVES_CHILL
05/28/19 9:34:30 PM
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Have fun paying for child support.
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Ultima Dragon
05/28/19 9:35:28 PM
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That's pretty funny TC. A similar thing also happened to me while playing Pokemon Go. Ran into this girl from HS while playing in the park the week it came out. We ended up playing it and hanging out. One thing led to another and bam.
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Spectral_Wrath
05/28/19 9:35:54 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
That's pretty funny TC. A similar thing also happened to me while playing Pokemon Go. Ran into this girl from HS while playing in the park the week it came out. We ended up playing it and hanging out. One thing led to another and bam.


hell yeah man cheers from Iraq
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Smashingpmkns
05/28/19 9:36:38 PM
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Did she Lickitung your butthole?
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Veggeta X
05/28/19 9:37:58 PM
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Congrats TC. Ignore the haters.
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Strider102
05/28/19 9:39:05 PM
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You cheated by using a love ball
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BilalPowell
05/28/19 9:48:35 PM
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Jigglypuff doesnt count as a girl.
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LostForest
05/28/19 9:53:03 PM
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That's a pretty cool story, TC.

I feel like the majority of people that hate on Pokemon Go are usually NEETs anyway, so it makes sense that they'd shit on something that actually requires physical exercise.
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Psyonix
05/28/19 9:56:49 PM
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My condolences
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pikachupwnage
05/28/19 10:05:40 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Did she Lickitung your butthole?


No but he did string shot her cloyster.

String shot ran out of PP really fast...
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soulunison2
05/28/19 10:06:42 PM
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That's hilarious but I've got a better story. A similar thing also happened to me while playing Pokemon Go. Ran into this girl from HS while playing in the park the week it came out. We ended up playing it and hanging out. One thing led to another and bam.
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Drumiester
05/28/19 10:52:21 PM
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21WIVES_CHILL posted...
Have fun paying for child support.


This, hoped you used a condom.
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Lost_All_Senses
05/28/19 11:46:21 PM
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Pokemon Go to the bed and let's fuck
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Banjo2553
05/28/19 11:49:29 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pokemon Go to the bed and let's fuck

Even better with that new Pokemon Sleep app.

"Making sleeping a form of entertainment."
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YellowSUV
05/28/19 11:50:13 PM
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Pokemon Sleep... if you know what I mean.
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Chicken
05/28/19 11:51:20 PM
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Did she Lickitung your Roggenrola?
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