Current Events > Anyone who flees on foot when the cops have a dog is a god damned moron.

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rabbi_baby 05/30/19 1:12:20 PM #1:	At that point, you can either go to prison, or go to the hospital and then go to prison. You're not going to outrun any German Shepherd, and chasing and biting people is literally this specific dog's favorite thing. Motherfucker loves to bite people. He's probably spent most of his life, since he was a puppy, being trained to chase and bite motherfuckers. This shit is like the Super Bowl and Grad night all rolled together for him. You see how he's pulling on his harness? He's like "FUCKING, LET ME GO! LET ME BITE HIM! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU I'M A DOG! I'M A DOOOOOOG FUCK YOOOOU! I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP AS SOON AS HE LETS GO OF ME I SWEAR TO GOD, I SWEAR TO GOD LET ME GO LET ME GO IWANNABITEHIMSOBAD LET ME GO LETMEFUCKINGGOOOOOOOO" He does that every time, and his handler pretty much NEVER lets him do his thing. And now, this time, miraculously, he has. He's let go of the harness, and now this majestic beast is at last fulfilling his purpose as a living missile, and my god is he ever thrilled about it. And you, with your stumpy little human legs, overabundance of slow twitch muscle fibers, and soft, delicate skin, are going to try to run from this 80 lb mass of muscle and enthusiasm with a bear trap on the end? Good luck, you stupid, stupid asshole. I'll see you in the Timothy Treadwell Memorial Ward for People Who Predictably Had Their Shit Ruined by Large Predators. Shine on, you idiotic diamond --- i7 5820k (H100i v2) / Asus x99-a / 32gb DDR4 QC / EVGA 1070ti / 840 Pro 512gb + 1tb WD Black <cite>rabbi_baby posted [p:922567324] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote>At that point, you can either go to prison, or go to the hospital and then go to prison. You're not going to outrun any German Shepherd, and chasing and biting people is literally this specific dog's favorite thing. Motherfucker loves to bite people. He's probably spent most of his life, since he was a puppy, being trained to chase and bite motherfuckers. This shit is like the Super Bowl and Grad night all rolled together for him. You see how he's pulling on his harness? He's like "FUCKING, LET ME GO! LET ME BITE HIM! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU I'M A DOG! I'M A DOOOOOOG FUCK YOOOOU! I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP AS SOON AS HE LETS GO OF ME I SWEAR TO GOD, I SWEAR TO GOD LET ME GO LET ME GO IWANNABITEHIMSOBAD LET ME GO LETMEFUCKINGGOOOOOOOO" He does that every time, and his handler pretty much NEVER lets him do his thing. And now, this time, miraculously, he has. He's let go of the harness, and now this majestic beast is at last fulfilling his purpose as a living missile, and my god is he ever thrilled about it. And you, with your stumpy little human legs, overabundance of slow twitch muscle fibers, and soft, delicate skin, are going to try to run from this 80 lb mass of muscle and enthusiasm with a bear trap on the end? Good luck, you stupid, stupid asshole. I'll see you in the Timothy Treadwell Memorial Ward for People Who Predictably Had Their Shit Ruined by Large Predators. Shine on, you idiotic diamond</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BandofMedz 05/30/19 1:13:16 PM #3:	Anyone who flees from the cops is a moron <cite>BandofMedz posted [p:922567371] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote>Anyone who flees from the cops is a moron</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 05/30/19 1:14:03 PM #4:	rabbi_baby posted... i7 5820k (H100i v2) / Asus x99-a / 32gb DDR4 QC / EVGA 1070ti / 840 Pro 512gb + 1tb WD Black --- https://i.imgtc.com/eMQvkRJ.png https://i.imgtc.com/6LCJjII.png <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:922567409] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote><cite>rabbi_baby posted...</cite> <quote>i7 5820k (H100i v2) / Asus x99-a / 32gb DDR4 QC / EVGA 1070ti / 840 Pro 512gb + 1tb WD Black</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rabbi_baby 05/30/19 1:20:52 PM #5:	God all three of you are the worst. I should just put you on ignore. --- i7 5820k (H100i v2) / Asus x99-a / 32gb DDR4 QC / EVGA 1070ti / 840 Pro 512gb + 1tb WD Black <cite>rabbi_baby posted [p:922567700] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote>God all three of you are the worst. I should just put you on ignore.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delta_F14 05/30/19 1:22:08 PM #6:	Freddie_Mercury posted... rabbi_baby posted... i7 5820k (H100i v2) / Asus x99-a / 32gb DDR4 QC / EVGA 1070ti / 840 Pro 512gb + 1tb WD Black --- http://conniptions.me/ <cite>Delta_F14 posted [p:922567750] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Freddie_Mercury posted...</cite> <quote><cite>rabbi_baby posted...</cite> <quote>i7 5820k (H100i v2) / Asus x99-a / 32gb DDR4 QC / EVGA 1070ti / 840 Pro 512gb + 1tb WD Black</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 05/30/19 1:23:09 PM #7:	My favorite is when someone tries to take off after they've already been handcuffed. Good luck running with your hands tied behind your back. Faceplant 9/10 times. --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say 'Golly gee, I can't do that" Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:922567793] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote>My favorite is when someone tries to take off after they've already been handcuffed. Good luck running with your hands tied behind your back. Faceplant 9/10 times.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rabbi_baby 05/30/19 1:24:43 PM #8:	Delta_F14 posted... Freddie_Mercury posted... rabbi_baby posted... i7 5820k (H100i v2) / Asus x99-a / 32gb DDR4 QC / EVGA 1070ti / 840 Pro 512gb + 1tb WD Black Thanks for reminding me, I need to update my ssd, have a 970 pro now --- i7 5820k (H100i v2) / Asus x99-a / 32gb DDR4 QC / EVGA 1070ti / 840 Pro 512gb + 1tb WD Black <cite>rabbi_baby posted [p:922567862] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Delta_F14 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Freddie_Mercury posted...</cite> <quote><cite>rabbi_baby posted...</cite> <quote>i7 5820k (H100i v2) / Asus x99-a / 32gb DDR4 QC / EVGA 1070ti / 840 Pro 512gb + 1tb WD Black</quote></quote></quote> Thanks for reminding me, I need to update my ssd, have a 970 pro now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 05/30/19 1:30:07 PM #9:	Very scholarly put, TC. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922568095] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote>Very scholarly put, TC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rabbi_baby 05/30/19 1:31:07 PM #10:	Kitt posted... Very scholarly put, TC. to be fair, i did steal it from reddit --- i7 5820k (H100i v2) / Asus x99-a / 32gb DDR4 QC / EVGA 1070ti / 840 Pro 512gb + 1tb WD Black <cite>rabbi_baby posted [p:922568128] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>Very scholarly put, TC.</quote> to be fair, i did steal it from reddit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 05/30/19 1:32:44 PM #11:	rabbi_baby posted... Kitt posted... Very scholarly put, TC. to be fair, i did steal it from reddit Of course you did --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:922568193] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote><cite>rabbi_baby posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>Very scholarly put, TC.</quote> to be fair, i did steal it from reddit</quote> Of course you did</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rabbi_baby 05/30/19 1:33:54 PM #12:	obeseexplosive posted... rabbi_baby posted... Kitt posted... Very scholarly put, TC. to be fair, i did steal it from reddit Of course you did What's with the passive aggressive comment? It's not like I tried to pretend it was mine. Smug attitudes can fuck off. --- i7 5820k (H100i v2) / Asus x99-a / 32gb DDR4 QC / EVGA 1070ti / 840 Pro 512gb + 1tb WD Black <cite>rabbi_baby posted [p:922568248] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote><cite>obeseexplosive posted...</cite> <quote><cite>rabbi_baby posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>Very scholarly put, TC.</quote> to be fair, i did steal it from reddit</quote> Of course you did</quote> What's with the passive aggressive comment? It's not like I tried to pretend it was mine. Smug attitudes can fuck off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bloodychess 05/30/19 1:36:04 PM #14:	fenderbender321 posted... I could beat up any dog if I had to protect myself. iirc defending yourself against a k9 is equivalent to attacking a cop so felony --- "Everyone attack." - The man in the back <cite>Bloodychess posted [p:922568339] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>I could beat up any dog if I had to protect myself.</quote> iirc defending yourself against a k9 is equivalent to attacking a cop so felony</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Quicksilver 05/30/19 1:37:42 PM #16:	And if you beat up the dog you get charged with assaulting an officer. --- I play video games. <cite>Quicksilver posted [p:922568407] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote>And if you beat up the dog you get charged with assaulting an officer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 05/30/19 1:38:40 PM #17:	BandofMedz posted... Anyone who flees from the cops is a moron --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:922568460] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote><cite>BandofMedz posted...</cite> <quote>Anyone who flees from the cops is a moron</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 05/30/19 1:39:48 PM #18:	Even worse is people who run from the cops for stupid reasons. "My driver's license expired. I better try to escape the police, as that will improve my situation." --- There's no business to be taxed. <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:922568511] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote>Even worse is people who run from the cops for stupid reasons. "My driver's license expired. I better try to escape the police, as that will improve my situation."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wedge Antilles 05/30/19 1:40:03 PM #19:	I activate my trap card! A ladder! --- I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me. <cite>Wedge Antilles posted [p:922568523] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote>I activate my trap card! A ladder!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 05/30/19 1:40:29 PM #20:	--- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:922568554] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BandofMedz 05/30/19 1:41:29 PM #21:	In the military the dog is always ranked higher than the trainer to show respect and prevent abuse. Not sure if police do the same. <cite>BandofMedz posted [p:922568596] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote>In the military the dog is always ranked higher than the trainer to show respect and prevent abuse. Not sure if police do the same.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El Mexicano Texano 05/30/19 1:42:09 PM #22:	This one guy in Texas ran and shot the dog he got away and hasn't been caught....sure it rarely happens but you can't say it's never happened. --- http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn255/5EMTwE/GFaqs/Houston.jpg <cite>El Mexicano Texano posted [p:922568626] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote>This one guy in Texas ran and shot the dog he got away and hasn't been caught....sure it rarely happens but you can't say it's never happened.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 05/30/19 1:42:41 PM #23:	El Mexicano Texano posted... This one guy in Texas ran and shot the dog he got away and hasn't been caught....sure it rarely happens but you can't say it's never happened. I mean. . . --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:922568649] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote><cite>El Mexicano Texano posted...</cite> <quote>This one guy in Texas ran and shot the dog he got away and hasn't been caught....sure it rarely happens but you can't say it's never happened.</quote> I mean. . .</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bloodychess 05/30/19 1:58:24 PM #24:	El Mexicano Texano posted... This one guy in Texas ran and shot the dog he got away and hasn't been caught.... He better have left the state. Cops could kill him in his sleep and the courts would defend it --- "Everyone attack." - The man in the back <cite>Bloodychess posted [p:922569350] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote><cite>El Mexicano Texano posted...</cite> <quote>This one guy in Texas ran and shot the dog he got away and hasn't been caught....</quote> He better have left the state. Cops could kill him in his sleep and the courts would defend it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HiddenLurker 05/30/19 2:00:57 PM #25:	fenderbender321 posted... I could beat up any dog if I had to protect myself. There is still the cop with a taser and a gun right there. Good fucking luck trying to fight off a dog with a guy right next to it ready to fuck your shit up. --- Our culture accepts two lies. If you disagree with someone's lifestyle, you must fear/hate them. To love someone you agree with everything they believe/do. <cite>HiddenLurker posted [p:922569463] in Anyone who... [t:77750285]...</cite> <quote><cite>fenderbender321 posted...</cite> <quote>I could beat up any dog if I had to protect myself.</quote> There is still the cop with a taser and a gun right there. Good fucking luck trying to fight off a dog with a guy right next to it ready to fuck your shit up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Anyone who flees on foot when the cops have a dog is a god damned moron.