Current Events > Reminder why boobs are better than ass >_>

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NeonOctopus
05/31/19 11:45:51 AM
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Boobs produce life-sustaining nourishment
Ass produces septic waste

When someone says "That was the tits!" it means it was good
When someone say "That was ass!" it means with was bad

If you suck on boobs, you're a chad
If you suck on ass, you're a weirdo

When you think of boob cleavage, the stereotype is a hot busty woman
When you think of ass cleavage, the stereotype is a fat plumber showing his crack

People who stare at boobs are brave heroes who risk the situation because the woman's gaze is right there, thus excitement adds to the view.
People who stare at ass are cowards because there's no risk of getting caught, thus the view lacks any excitement.

Boob lovers understand that the appeal of boobs is that they come in many fun shapes and sizes with various nipples to enjoy, because they're open minded.
Ass lovers seem to only enjoy "big asses" and that's it, because they're narrowminded.

No joke, breasts have evolved to be larger and human jaw and mouth have evolved to accommodate the breast more so it's easier to nurse.
Thus, ass is for unevolved neanderthals and boobs are for the evolved homo sapien >_>
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TheGreatGeno326
05/31/19 11:47:30 AM
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Well said!
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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/31/19 11:48:14 AM
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neon stop shaming ass men

ass men and boob men need to unite and take down the true evil that is feet men
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Webmaster4531
05/31/19 11:48:26 AM
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Pfft, just get a girl with boobs and ass.
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MedeaLysistrata
05/31/19 11:48:46 AM
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Legs are better
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NeonOctopus
05/31/19 11:50:05 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
neon stop shaming ass men

ass men and boob men need to unite and take down the true evil that is feet men

Legit, one of my friends is a feet man. He's harmless >_>
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bobtuse
05/31/19 11:50:34 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
neon stop shaming ass men

ass men and boob men need to unite and take down the true evil that is feet men

Hear, hear.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/31/19 11:51:14 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
neon stop shaming ass men

ass men and boob men need to unite and take down the true evil that is feet men

Legit, one of my friends is a feet man. He's harmless >_>

for now

he probably disses boobs when you're not around
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Kitt
05/31/19 11:52:14 AM
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Paragon21XX
05/31/19 11:55:36 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
neon stop shaming ass men

ass men and boob men need to unite and take down the true evil that is feet men

o1oSKIg
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NeonOctopus
05/31/19 11:58:04 AM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
neon stop shaming ass men

ass men and boob men need to unite and take down the true evil that is feet men

Legit, one of my friends is a feet man. He's harmless >_>

for now

he probably disses boobs when you're not around

He actually complained a girl he banged didn't have bigger boobs lol
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pauIie
05/31/19 11:59:37 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
neon stop shaming ass men

ass men and boob men need to unite and take down the true evil that is feet men

o1oSKIg

best posts
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hyperpsycho
05/31/19 12:02:21 PM
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pauIie posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
neon stop shaming ass men

ass men and boob men need to unite and take down the true evil that is feet men

o1oSKIg

best posts

Can we not post a neo-nazi's comic thanks.
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MrNintendo1213
05/31/19 12:10:13 PM
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Boobs evolved to get bigger so it would look like they have an ass on their chest.

Go with the original, not the pale imitation.
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SkittyOnWailord
05/31/19 12:30:46 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
Boobs evolved to get bigger so it would look like they have an ass on their chest.

Go with the original, not the pale imitation.


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NeonOctopus
05/31/19 12:36:27 PM
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coolboy11
05/31/19 12:38:08 PM
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titties can't fuck with a top of the line booty my man.
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NeonOctopus
05/31/19 12:40:17 PM
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Popcorn_Fairy
05/31/19 12:41:11 PM
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Preach it brother. Preach.
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sevihaimerej
05/31/19 12:42:09 PM
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Vaginas are better than both
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AlisLandale
05/31/19 12:42:51 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
People who stare at ass are cowards because there's no risk of getting caught, thus the view lacks any excitement.


There is nothing more terrifying than appreciating a great ass, only to have the woman turn around and not know if you fixed your gaze before she could notice.

But yeah boobs are better.
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Guide
05/31/19 12:43:28 PM
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Imagine needing to justify your love.

Ass men need no such thing because our love is pure.
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NeonOctopus
05/31/19 12:44:22 PM
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coolboy11
05/31/19 12:44:28 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
booty can't fuck with a top of the line titties my man.

I appreciate a great pair but nah, titties are great ass is mesmerizing.
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TrevorBlack79
05/31/19 12:44:44 PM
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Attractive men don't have boobs, so ass wins by default.
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Guide
05/31/19 12:44:46 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
sevihaimerej posted...
Vaginas are better than both

https://www.kroger.com/asset/5940497bbae8a2517539c6a7?data=1


Are you saying you wouldn't eat that?
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Zodd3224
05/31/19 12:45:07 PM
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I have noticed men that have sex regularly tend to be ass men and usually watch straight porn, while virgins and those that rarely get any are tit men and into lesbian porn.
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NeonOctopus
05/31/19 12:45:12 PM
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TrevorBlack79 posted...
Attractive men don't have boobs, so ass wins by default.

Everyone has an ass
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Ivynn
05/31/19 12:53:20 PM
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Kitt posted...
*Tagged*

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
05/31/19 12:56:04 PM
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This makes a lot of sense. Thank you based tc
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NeonOctopus
05/31/19 2:35:16 PM
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The23rdMagus
05/31/19 2:36:15 PM
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I see you are a man of taste.
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HunkDude
05/31/19 2:41:50 PM
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it has been scientifically proven that boobies man are more evolved than ass man
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pauIie
05/31/19 2:45:25 PM
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hyperpsycho posted...
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Draft:StoneToss
Can we not post a neo-nazi's comic thanks.


ahh didn't know that
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BandofMedz
05/31/19 2:47:11 PM
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TheGreatGeno326 posted...
Well said!
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spanky1
05/31/19 2:48:20 PM
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It's like a finger pointing away to the tits. Don't concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all that heavenly glory.
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MelzezDoor
05/31/19 2:50:54 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
neon stop shaming ass men

ass men and boob men need to unite and take down the true evil that is feet men

Legit, one of my friends is a feet man. He's harmless >_>

for now

he probably disses boobs when you're not around

I assure he does not. An enlightened feet man knows his choice is merely supplementary and cannot compare to T or A. It is an extension not meant for sole consumption akin to some vitamins.
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Turbam
05/31/19 2:54:13 PM
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Believe me, I don't think that either one tumps the other. Occasionally, I see a pair of titties that are fantastic. Other times I'll see a butt that's glorious. There doesn't seem to be a need to say that one is better then the other. Y'all best know that loving both is key. I think we can all agree they are both important. So I think we should all stop fighting. Be better if we team up angainst the futa army. Eliminating them would be the key. Tee hee just kidding. Those futa dudes don't bother me, everyone is allowed to like what they like. Enjoy yourself with what you like. Read the first letter of every sentence.
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BobanMarjanovic
05/31/19 2:58:40 PM
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byron posted...
TC, when you eventually become a sex haver you'll learn to prefer ass
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NeonOctopus
05/31/19 2:58:43 PM
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MelzezDoor posted...
It is an extension not meant for sole consumption akin to some vitamins.

HA! I get it! Sole, like the sole of a foot!

ha
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KILBOTz
05/31/19 3:02:33 PM
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There is no re-butt-al to TCs proof.
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NeonOctopus
05/31/19 6:05:21 PM
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Tsuyoi3
05/31/19 6:11:52 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
neon stop shaming ass men

ass men and boob men need to unite and take down the true evil that is feet men

Can't stop the future.
Get in it's way and be trampled.
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Tsuyoi3
05/31/19 6:12:43 PM
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MelzezDoor posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
neon stop shaming ass men

ass men and boob men need to unite and take down the true evil that is feet men

Legit, one of my friends is a feet man. He's harmless >_>

for now

he probably disses boobs when you're not around

I assure he does not. An enlightened feet man knows his choice is merely supplementary and cannot compare to T or A. It is an extension not meant for sole consumption akin to some vitamins.

Hear hear
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Notti
06/02/19 6:48:14 AM
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Rida_Go_To_Bed
06/02/19 7:00:11 AM
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A good ass is like Van Halen's brown m & m's clause. They used it to make sure everything was perfect for their performance. A good ass, you need to be fit for. You can't be a fat fuck and have a good ass. You can have a good set of tits if you're a fat fuck, but a good round firm ass? No.
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trappedunderice
06/02/19 7:07:06 AM
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They're equally as appealing, trying to divide the two between people is just as bad as politics making people choose between democrats or republicans.
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/02/19 7:16:18 AM
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Ass directly relates to the shape of a woman's body and has a much bigger impact on her attractiveness.

Boobs are just extra. A woman could have bigger or smaller boobs or boobs of any shape and it wouldn't affect anything else. Boobs exist in a vacuum and boob men have a hyper-fixation on a single aspect of a woman and cannot appreciate the bigger picture.
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NeonOctopus
06/02/19 2:22:56 PM
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