Current Events > let me paint you guys a picture of my life as a pick up artist

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No_U_L7 06/02/19 6:32:18 PM #1:	i'm an engineer with the highest accreditations in my field. i spend 40+ hours a week in an office full of all guys. great pay and fulfilling work. i came from a very dysfunctional home, so i am very misanthropic and introverted now. i prefer to spend 90% of my free time alone. all my friends are pick up artists or engineers....which means literally 0 social circle that involves girls. not a big deal since i have literally 0 desire for a relationship and want to spend most of my free time watching tv shows but then...there's that rare 5% of the time i start to feel some sexual desire or want some company. it is a biological imperative after all and i'm not a sociopath. that 5% of the time is why i became a pick up artist. so that i can go out and find a girl whenever i want. i know the exact process and have perfected it down to a science. i have no desire to do it every night or even that often, since it still takes time and mental energy. but just by knowing it's an option and knowing my exact process and that it is effective, that gives me peace of mind. if i wanted to, i could literally just go out and find a girl being a pick up artist is a very big part of who i am, but it is far from the only thing going on in my life any questions? --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:922704141] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>i'm an engineer with the highest accreditations in my field. i spend 40+ hours a week in an office full of all guys. great pay and fulfilling work. i came from a very dysfunctional home, so i am very misanthropic and introverted now. i prefer to spend 90% of my free time alone. all my friends are pick up artists or engineers....which means literally 0 social circle that involves girls. not a big deal since i have literally 0 desire for a relationship and want to spend most of my free time watching tv shows but then...there's that rare 5% of the time i start to feel some sexual desire or want some company. it is a biological imperative after all and i'm not a sociopath. that 5% of the time is why i became a pick up artist. so that i can go out and find a girl whenever i want. i know the exact process and have perfected it down to a science. i have no desire to do it every night or even that often, since it still takes time and mental energy. but just by knowing it's an option and knowing my exact process and that it is effective, that gives me peace of mind. if i wanted to, i could literally just go out and find a girl being a pick up artist is a very big part of who i am, but it is far from the only thing going on in my life any questions?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 06/02/19 6:33:26 PM #2:	lol --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended <cite>The Trent posted [p:922704190] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 06/02/19 6:37:08 PM #3:	Bags of sand? --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:922704298] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>Bags of sand?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 06/02/19 6:42:32 PM #4:	Your dedication to this gimmick is impressive. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:922704449] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>Your dedication to this gimmick is impressive.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 06/02/19 6:43:29 PM #5:	tl;dr --- https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:922704484] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>tl;dr</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gp1829 06/02/19 6:56:28 PM #6:	What is everyone's guess on what this dude actually does for a living. <cite>gp1829 posted [p:922704928] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>What is everyone's guess on what this dude actually does for a living.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 06/02/19 6:59:02 PM #8:	I see they've got you working overtime at the gimmick office today. On a Sunday, as well! Impressive. That should translate into some sweet $$$ --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:922705033] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>I see they've got you working overtime at the gimmick office today. On a Sunday, as well! Impressive. That should translate into some sweet $$$</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TennTux 06/02/19 6:59:45 PM #9:	@LanHikari10 I saw that. Tisk tisk. --- Sometimes a man has to be big enough to know how small he is <cite>TennTux posted [p:922705062] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>@LanHikari10 I saw that. Tisk tisk.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kpt_Kapowski 06/02/19 7:01:16 PM #10:	TC is a pick up artist but can't be bothered to use the condoms he buys. --- https://imgur.com/AUD7lK4 https://imgur.com/AVz8ad6 <cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted [p:922705114] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>TC is a pick up artist but can't be bothered to use the condoms he buys. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4 06/02/19 7:02:10 PM #11:	Lmao --- XBL: Mrpicardbottoms <cite>apocalyptic_4 posted [p:922705140] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LanHikari10 06/02/19 7:03:43 PM #12:	TennTux posted... @LanHikari10 I saw that. Tisk tisk. Yeah, I changed my mind. --- https://imgur.com/FUshe https://imgur.com/o3JZO0i https://imgur.com/E5QxHCe http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1170-but-wait-theres-more <cite>LanHikari10 posted [p:922705199] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>TennTux posted...</cite> <quote>@LanHikari10 I saw that. Tisk tisk.</quote> Yeah, I changed my mind.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fuparulez 06/02/19 7:04:04 PM #13:	Being a pickup artist over the age of 30: "I'm not fat, short, bald, grey, or hairy, no ex wives, no children, I have a full time job and own a home." Done. --- It's the fat upper kitty area, and if you got one I wanna marry ya! <cite>Fuparulez posted [p:922705212] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>Being a pickup artist over the age of 30: "I'm not fat, short, bald, grey, or hairy, no ex wives, no children, I have a full time job and own a home." Done.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 06/02/19 7:04:19 PM #14:	Kpt_Kapowski posted... TC is a pick up artist but can't be bothered to use the condoms he buys. that's a 100 pack bro...if i bang 100 girls in 5 years i'm much more likely to get a girl pregnant or get an STD. i'd rather be selective --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:922705222] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted...</cite> <quote>TC is a pick up artist but can't be bothered to use the condoms he buys. </quote> that's a 100 pack bro...if i bang 100 girls in 5 years i'm much more likely to get a girl pregnant or get an STD. i'd rather be selective</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 06/02/19 7:05:04 PM #15:	LanHikari10 posted... TennTux posted... @LanHikari10 I saw that. Tisk tisk. Yeah, I changed my mind. what did he post Fuparulez posted... Being a pickup artist over the age of 30: "I'm not fat, short, bald, grey, or hairy, no ex wives, no children, I have a full time job and own a home." Done. i don't even know what that means....do you not understand what a pick up artist is or something --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:922705250] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>LanHikari10 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TennTux posted...</cite> <quote>@LanHikari10 I saw that. Tisk tisk.</quote> Yeah, I changed my mind.</quote> what did he post <cite>Fuparulez posted...</cite> <quote>Being a pickup artist over the age of 30: "I'm not fat, short, bald, grey, or hairy, no ex wives, no children, I have a full time job and own a home." Done.</quote> i don't even know what that means....do you not understand what a pick up artist is or something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
murrica 06/02/19 7:05:17 PM #16:	Let me paint you a picture of how CE views your life: --- https://imgur.com/lC4mGIT https://imgur.com/rZwMEQe https://imgur.com/ldsBIPv https://imgur.com/enXxUHa <cite>murrica posted [p:922705264] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>Let me paint you a picture of how CE views your life: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
powerman1426 06/02/19 7:06:11 PM #17:	No_U_L7 posted... LanHikari10 posted... TennTux posted... @LanHikari10 I saw that. Tisk tisk. Yeah, I changed my mind. what did he post Fuparulez posted... Being a pickup artist over the age of 30: "I'm not fat, short, bald, grey, or hairy, no ex wives, no children, I have a full time job and own a home." Done. i don't even know what that means....do you not understand what a pick up artist is or something Do you? --- Troll free https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1439-the-help-desk https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1309-tradesmen-and-diyers https://imgur.com/Zz8E0P3 <cite>powerman1426 posted [p:922705285] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LanHikari10 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TennTux posted...</cite> <quote>@LanHikari10 I saw that. Tisk tisk.</quote> Yeah, I changed my mind.</quote> what did he post <cite>Fuparulez posted...</cite> <quote>Being a pickup artist over the age of 30: "I'm not fat, short, bald, grey, or hairy, no ex wives, no children, I have a full time job and own a home." Done.</quote> i don't even know what that means....do you not understand what a pick up artist is or something</quote> Do you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fuparulez 06/02/19 7:07:12 PM #18:	No_U_L7 posted... i don't even know what that means....do you not understand what a pick up artist is or something Of course I understand. I'm just pointing out that past a certain age it isn't an art any more, it's remarkably easy. --- It's the fat upper kitty area, and if you got one I wanna marry ya! <cite>Fuparulez posted [p:922705324] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote> i don't even know what that means....do you not understand what a pick up artist is or something</quote> Of course I understand. I'm just pointing out that past a certain age it isn't an art any more, it's remarkably easy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 06/02/19 7:07:41 PM #19:	I could easily get 10s no problem but i challenge and polish my skills with 3s. --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:922705337] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>I could easily get 10s no problem but i challenge and polish my skills with 3s.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZannoL 06/02/19 7:07:44 PM #20:	This topic is making me cringe so hard. <cite>ZannoL posted [p:922705339] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>This topic is making me cringe so hard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 06/02/19 7:10:01 PM #21:	ZannoL posted... This topic is making me cringe so hard. It's a running gag at this point, don't bother cringing. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:922705404] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>ZannoL posted...</cite> <quote>This topic is making me cringe so hard.</quote> It's a running gag at this point, don't bother cringing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 06/02/19 7:11:27 PM #22:	powerman1426 posted... Do you? of course i do...i realize it's about understanding attraction and communication. what do you think it's about? Fuparulez posted... Of course I understand. I'm just pointing out that past a certain age it isn't an art any more, it's remarkably easy. no, no it doesn't. it gets more difficult. i stick with girls 20s. i'm also not white --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:922705461] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>powerman1426 posted...</cite> <quote>Do you?</quote> of course i do...i realize it's about understanding attraction and communication. what do you think it's about? <cite>Fuparulez posted...</cite> <quote>Of course I understand. I'm just pointing out that past a certain age it isn't an art any more, it's remarkably easy.</quote> no, no it doesn't. it gets more difficult. i stick with girls 20s. i'm also not white</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wasssup Now 06/02/19 7:45:22 PM #23:	i'm a strike task sergeant with the highest accreditations in my field. i spend 40+ hours a week on a gamefaqs message board full of all guys. great posters and fulfilling work. i live with my parents at home still, so i have no understanding of attraction and communication. i spend 90% of my free time alone. all my friends are online, i'm not even sure if they're really my friends or using me for my K/D....which means literally 0 social circle that involves girls. not a big deal since i have literally 0 desire for a relationship and want to spend most of my free time ranking up. but then...there's that rare 5% of the time i start to feel some sexual desire or want some company. it is a biological imperative after all and i'm not a sociopath. that 5% of the time is why i started trolling. so that i can pretend to be the person i wish i was whenever i want. i know the exact process and have perfected it down to a science. i have no desire to do it every night or even that often, since it still takes time and mental energy. but just by knowing it's an option and knowing my exact process and that it is effective, that gives me peace of mind. if i wanted to, i could literally just do this gimmick whenever. being a third degree black belt is a very big part of who i am, but it is far from the only thing going on in my life any questions? <cite>Wasssup Now posted [p:922706558] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>i'm a strike task sergeant with the highest accreditations in my field. i spend 40+ hours a week on a gamefaqs message board full of all guys. great posters and fulfilling work. i live with my parents at home still, so i have no understanding of attraction and communication. i spend 90% of my free time alone. all my friends are online, i'm not even sure if they're really my friends or using me for my K/D....which means literally 0 social circle that involves girls. not a big deal since i have literally 0 desire for a relationship and want to spend most of my free time ranking up. but then...there's that rare 5% of the time i start to feel some sexual desire or want some company. it is a biological imperative after all and i'm not a sociopath. that 5% of the time is why i started trolling. so that i can pretend to be the person i wish i was whenever i want. i know the exact process and have perfected it down to a science. i have no desire to do it every night or even that often, since it still takes time and mental energy. but just by knowing it's an option and knowing my exact process and that it is effective, that gives me peace of mind. if i wanted to, i could literally just do this gimmick whenever. being a third degree black belt is a very big part of who i am, but it is far from the only thing going on in my life any questions?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kazi1212 06/02/19 7:54:50 PM #24:	I dont get why CE has such hate boner for TC so much, godforbid someone who is successful with women talks about it candidly. --- My mind is an open book, do you find it entertaining? At least be original in your responses then. <cite>Kazi1212 posted [p:922706900] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>I dont get why CE has such hate boner for TC so much, godforbid someone who is successful with women talks about it candidly.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kpt_Kapowski 06/02/19 9:15:22 PM #25:	No_U_L7 posted... Kpt_Kapowski posted... TC is a pick up artist but can't be bothered to use the condoms he buys. that's a 100 pack bro...if i bang 100 girls in 5 years i'm much more likely to get a girl pregnant or get an STD. i'd rather be selective Smells like excuses in here --- https://imgur.com/AUD7lK4 https://imgur.com/AVz8ad6 <cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted [p:922710024] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted...</cite> <quote>TC is a pick up artist but can't be bothered to use the condoms he buys. </quote> that's a 100 pack bro...if i bang 100 girls in 5 years i'm much more likely to get a girl pregnant or get an STD. i'd rather be selective</quote> Smells like excuses in here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 06/02/19 9:17:04 PM #26:	Kpt_Kapowski posted... No_U_L7 posted... Kpt_Kapowski posted... TC is a pick up artist but can't be bothered to use the condoms he buys. that's a 100 pack bro...if i bang 100 girls in 5 years i'm much more likely to get a girl pregnant or get an STD. i'd rather be selective Smells like excuses in here I have sex for myself...not to prove anything to anyone else lol. I'm just living my life the way I want to live it --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:922710096] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted...</cite> <quote>TC is a pick up artist but can't be bothered to use the condoms he buys. </quote> that's a 100 pack bro...if i bang 100 girls in 5 years i'm much more likely to get a girl pregnant or get an STD. i'd rather be selective</quote> Smells like excuses in here</quote> I have sex for myself...not to prove anything to anyone else lol. I'm just living my life the way I want to live it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mister_Sister 06/02/19 9:23:07 PM #27:	Kazi1212 posted... I dont get why CE has such hate boner for TC so much, godforbid someone who is successful with women talks about it candidly. You must be new here --- http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3338964892_c8ab937dac.jpg?v=0 http://u1.ipernity.com/12/00/01/6160001.cff20f88.560.jpg <cite>Mister_Sister posted [p:922710335] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kazi1212 posted...</cite> <quote>I dont get why CE has such hate boner for TC so much, godforbid someone who is successful with women talks about it candidly.</quote> You must be new here</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kpt_Kapowski 06/02/19 9:24:06 PM #28:	No_U_L7 posted... Kpt_Kapowski posted... No_U_L7 posted... Kpt_Kapowski posted... TC is a pick up artist but can't be bothered to use the condoms he buys. that's a 100 pack bro...if i bang 100 girls in 5 years i'm much more likely to get a girl pregnant or get an STD. i'd rather be selective Smells like excuses in here I have sex for myself...not to prove anything to anyone else lol. I'm just living my life the way I want to live it And yet you're constantly here shitposting about it, obviously looking for validation... --- https://imgur.com/AUD7lK4 https://imgur.com/AVz8ad6 <cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted [p:922710371] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted...</cite> <quote>TC is a pick up artist but can't be bothered to use the condoms he buys. </quote> that's a 100 pack bro...if i bang 100 girls in 5 years i'm much more likely to get a girl pregnant or get an STD. i'd rather be selective</quote> Smells like excuses in here</quote> I have sex for myself...not to prove anything to anyone else lol. I'm just living my life the way I want to live it</quote> And yet you're constantly here shitposting about it, obviously looking for validation... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 06/02/19 9:24:52 PM #29:	Kpt_Kapowski posted... or i'm just venting/getting my thoughts out/helping others. either way --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:922710408] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted...</cite> <quote> </quote> or i'm just venting/getting my thoughts out/helping others. either way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kpt_Kapowski 06/02/19 9:27:48 PM #30:	No, its definitely not either way. --- https://imgur.com/AUD7lK4 https://imgur.com/AVz8ad6 <cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted [p:922710522] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>No, its definitely not either way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 06/02/19 9:29:04 PM #31:	Kpt_Kapowski posted... No, its definitely not either way. nothing sounds quite as bitter as a hater trying to assume they know what you're thinking --- https://imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:922710560] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted...</cite> <quote>No, its definitely not either way.</quote> nothing sounds quite as bitter as a hater trying to assume they know what you're thinking</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StealthRock 06/02/19 9:31:12 PM #32:	500 for things that didny happen, Alex --- Pokemon is awesome <cite>StealthRock posted [p:922710652] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>500 for things that didny happen, Alex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kpt_Kapowski 06/02/19 9:34:57 PM #33:	No_U_L7 posted... Kpt_Kapowski posted... No, its definitely not either way. nothing sounds quite as bitter as a hater trying to assume they know what you're thinking Nothing smells quite as bad as a shitposter desperately shitposting. --- https://imgur.com/AUD7lK4 https://imgur.com/AVz8ad6 <cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted [p:922710793] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote><cite>No_U_L7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kpt_Kapowski posted...</cite> <quote>No, its definitely not either way.</quote> nothing sounds quite as bitter as a hater trying to assume they know what you're thinking</quote> Nothing smells quite as bad as a shitposter desperately shitposting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 06/02/19 9:46:00 PM #34:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77757905 Scofield, you lose! What's-his-name here just... outbid you. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:922711211] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77757905 Scofield, you lose! What's-his-name here just... outbid you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 06/03/19 11:22:51 AM #35:	TC is such a boss pick up artist that he desnt even need women to master his craft. --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:922729597] in let me pai... [t:77757658]...</cite> <quote>TC is such a boss pick up artist that he desnt even need women to master his craft.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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