Current Events > We should upgrade the white house.

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We should build it one mile by one mile in size and standing 500 stories tall. There should be an observation deck open to the public on floors 100, 250 and 480.

The oval office should be at the top, and take up the whole floor, with the roof supported by columns. There should be a golf cart for the president to ride around in the OO.

They should give it all sorts of high tech stuff like autoturrets and red white and blue lasers and it should have a nuclear silo hidden underneath.

We should also build a Red House and a Blue House that are identical except they're only 350 stories tall, with the White House being in the middle.

There should be a Starbucks inside each of them and a swimming pool on the roofs.
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Let's just uproot Trump Tower into the WH's spot and call it a day.

Move the WH across the street from The Simpsons.
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according to that movie White House Down, or the copycat, Olympus Has Fallen (I saw both but can't remember which was which) there ARE turrets on the white house roof.

And it should be painted black
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But history and tradition bro! Were not about adapting.
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DevsBro posted...

We should build it one mile by one mile in size and standing 500 stories tall. There should be an observation deck open to the public on floors 100, 250 and 480.

Move it to the border and use it as part of the wall.
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Arm least its not like 24 Sussex which desperately needs a ton of work but it never gets somebody cause no prime minister wants to be the one seen to be spending taxpayer dollars on upgrading their home.

Pierre didnt gaf he even had a pool put in.
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Were_Wyrm posted...

And it should be painted black

Not the WH itself but it can have a giant figurehead of a jet black Eagle on top screaching and spreading its wings over the Red and Blue Houses.
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Make it the biggest building ever with lasers and the whole shebang. Remind everyone how great America is.
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darkphoenix181 posted...

DevsBro posted...

We should build it one mile by one mile in size and standing 500 stories tall. There should be an observation deck open to the public on floors 100, 250 and 480.

Move it to the border and use it as part of the wall.

Actually line the whole boarder with one long ass apartment complex.
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

darkphoenix181 posted...

DevsBro posted...

We should build it one mile by one mile in size and standing 500 stories tall. There should be an observation deck open to the public on floors 100, 250 and 480.

Move it to the border and use it as part of the wall.

Actually line the whole boarder with one long ass apartment complex.

Make congress and the senate live there.

Have 5 star rooms setup for refugees
(Trump might do that if his company is allowed to make them)
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Goats posted...

Make it the biggest building ever with lasers and the whole shebang. Remind everyone how great America is.

Make America Great For Once
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They should replace it with a sweet ass castle. The white house looks kinda lame anyway
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They need to put in an airport on floors 485 to 499 fully stocked with fighter jets and pilots' quarters for quick response to terror attacks.

Screw wasting time on aescent; just take off in sky already.
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stoltenberg11 posted...

They should replace it with a sweet ass castle. The white house looks kinda lame anyway

You'd figure the thing would be falling apart by now.
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Just combine the White House and Air Force One into a single entity and make a massive flying fortress armed to the absolute teeth.
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If anyone wants to actually take this idea seriously, there's a lot of neat information about when Truman did this in the 40s.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Reconstruction

just skip the next version of the whitehouse, and start building the mass effect citadel in space
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