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darkprince45
06/16/19 1:09:12 PM
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Because she needed a good fuck again lmao.. I said no and then cried a bit inside when I told her I was married now. And she replied ugh I should block you.

Why does every girl I knew want the heimerdinger now that Im married


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SomeLikeItHoth
06/16/19 1:10:34 PM
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Is she the one you used to date here
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Ryangrad
06/16/19 1:11:08 PM
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Same thing happened to me the other day. This chick DM'd me on the IG if I was in town. Because she needed a good fuck again lmao.. I said no and then cried a bit inside when I told her I was married now. And she replied ugh I should block you.

Why does every girl I knew want the heimerdinger now that Im married


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Pukelid
06/16/19 1:11:34 PM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
Is she the one you used to date here

wow i completely forgot about this
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Conception616
06/16/19 1:12:30 PM
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This happened.

But this really did: This chick DM'd me on the IG if I was in town. Because she needed a good fuck again lmao.. I said no and then cried a bit inside when I told her I was married now. And she replied ugh I should block you.

Why does every girl I knew want the heimerdinger now that Im married



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AloofHermit
06/16/19 1:22:07 PM
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Same thing happened to too. This cute anime girl DM'd me on the IG if I was in town. Because she needed a good fuck again lmao.. I said no and then cried a bit inside when I told her I was married now. And she replied ugh I should block you.

Why does every cute anime girl I knew want the heimerdinger now that Im married


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darkprince45
06/16/19 1:25:33 PM
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Haters will say its fake
https://imgur.com/a/MwyJH0d

Ya boy doesnt lie about stuff. How many times I gotta tell you guys over the years


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PIITB415
06/16/19 1:29:03 PM
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Do it anyway. You only have one life so enjoy it.
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Manocheese
06/16/19 1:29:17 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Haters will say its fake
https://imgur.com/a/MwyJH0d

Reminds me of a conversation I once had:

ysfjJjE
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darkprince45
06/16/19 1:30:38 PM
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I mean the message got across lol
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darkprince45
06/16/19 1:31:49 PM
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PIITB415 posted...
Do it anyway. You only have one life so enjoy it.

True, Id also get stabbed
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Tactical_Spork
06/16/19 1:39:28 PM
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This tier of shitposting just about lines up with my experiences with cops on fake social media accounts
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darkprince45
06/16/19 1:46:15 PM
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Tactical_Spork posted...
This tier of shitposting just about lines up with my experiences with cops on fake social media accounts

Wtf are you even talking about
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Lost_All_Senses
06/16/19 1:50:00 PM
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Manocheese posted...
darkprince45 posted...
Haters will say its fake
https://imgur.com/a/MwyJH0d

Reminds me of a conversation I once had:

ysfjJjE


Both you guys are sooo fuckin in
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TheDrivingForce
06/16/19 1:53:02 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Haters will say its fake
https://imgur.com/a/MwyJH0d

Ya boy doesnt lie about stuff. How many times I gotta tell you guys over the years


Did an Octopus jizz all over your phone?
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darkprince45
06/16/19 1:53:55 PM
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Im not posting offensive content or personal info
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Infinite 2003
06/16/19 2:35:51 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Tactical_Spork posted...
This tier of shitposting just about lines up with my experiences with cops on fake social media accounts

Wtf are you even talking about


He just wants to tell you he hates cops
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Swagnificent119
06/16/19 2:45:46 PM
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